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Lara Bingle - Thug Life

Arthurly  said about 1 year ago  or at  12:43PM on Monday, March 1 2010 in chat

This bitch has some heavy friends, yo....

''A SPOT of amateur photography has come back to bite the Australian model-turned-cricketing WAG Lara Bingle, according to a story to be published today in Woman’s Day.

Exhibiting their usual standard of gentlemanly behaviour, Australian cricketers and AFL players have reportedly been passing around a picture of a naked Bingle, who is engaged to the Australian cricket vice-captain Michael Clarke , says a publicity blurb circulated by the magazine yesterday.

The story says the picture was ‘‘allegedly’’ taken by the AFL player Brendan Fevola, with whom Bingle was linked before she took up with Clarke. Lost track yet?

It comes a few days after tabloid reports of a Bingle ‘‘meltdown’’ at the Sydney Cricket Ground during last week’s Twenty20 match.

‘‘The picture prompted a not-so-subtle warning from her friend Sydney nightclub identity John Ibrahim to Brendan to stop distributing the image and sledging Lara,’’ the blurb adds.


RoastOxCrisps  said about 1 year ago:

This thread is useless without pics.


rosevich  said about 1 year ago:

she's a bad egg


RoastOxCrisps  said about 1 year ago:

i miss the eggs.

also i live around the corner from the ibrahim family.

haven't seen lara around though.


slothman  said about 1 year ago:

if i was pup i would be pissed off about the constant reminders that i was doing fev's slops


happycow  said about 1 year ago:

I like that Clarke's own team mates are openly passing it around.


RoastOxCrisps  said about 1 year ago:

true sportsmanship and team spirit.


Zaphod  said about 1 year ago:


mrmagoo  said about 1 year ago:

slothman said 22 minutes ago:
if i was pup i would be pissed off about the constant reminders that i was doing fev's slops

and Andrew Symonds...


Temet  said about 1 year ago:

That's not the photo.


Zaphod  said about 1 year ago:

True. Fevola typically frames breasts in the upper third of shot.


knifetank2  said about 1 year ago:

that's quite a daring photo for lara, above. taking a crap on camera like that. should be commended for the artistic gambles she's taking.


Modi  said about 1 year ago:

Haha. ''Sydney nightclub identity'' means gangster, right?


Block  said about 1 year ago:

I think so.
I wonder how long before the pic is all over the internet?


crackwhore  said about 1 year ago:

apparently the photo has been doing the rounds for at least 8 months.


mrmagoo  said about 1 year ago:

Modi said 6 minutes ago:
Haha. ''Sydney nightclub identity'' means gangster, right?

yep, soon to be portrayed in the new Underbelly


annehelena  said about 1 year ago:

When she and Clarke were in Wollongong recently, she had a go at my brother and his friends about the way they were dressed (they dress pretty damn well I think, and one of them is a clothing designer). My brother and his friends, being surfers, told them to get fucked and had an equal go back.

The night culminated in Bingle, Clarke and their ''minders'' following my brother and his friends from the club and yelling abuse at them through the streets of Wollongong.

Classy lady.


Block  said about 1 year ago:

Was she naked at the time?


annehelena  said about 1 year ago:

Probably close to it.


jimmy hutspah  said about 1 year ago:

somehow I find it a little hard to believe that the current vice captain of the australian test side would be wandering around wollongong abusing random strangers about their dress sense...but anyway..


annehelena  said about 1 year ago:

And yet, it's true. They were down there while she was on a shoot or something, and went out clubbing.


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timewaster  said about 1 year ago:

Where do they get all this money???!!!!!

Lara Bingle is not such a big model. She's no Miranda Kerr. What big campaigns does Bingle even do anyway? She's more a 'personality' than a real model.

And surely that dickhead poser Michael Clarke doesn't get paid that much for playing cricket? Or does he have a lot of endorsements?


Arthurly  said about 1 year ago:

I'm calling fugly on this silly bitch. Begone dull care indeed.


Kit  said about 1 year ago:

Sooking in the Tele today that she learnt through the press debacle that she only had three friends. I couldn't be arsed to skim far enough to learn ''what REALLY happened to THAT ring!''


mathieson  said about 1 year ago:

Genius move: Bingle has signed with Kyle Sandilands' management company, King Kyle.


Texaco  said about 1 year ago:

I'd put money on this slag being the most difficult & demanding person to be in a relationship with.You can see it in her eyes above.


__v  said about 1 year ago:

i can't see her eyes, her grossly deformed lips are in the way


Texaco  said about 1 year ago:

They tell the same story __v.


Arthurly  said about 1 year ago:

Her eyes blow d-list celebs as well?


Kaylene  said about 1 year ago:

She rang up the designer i was doing some work for to ask him if she could come to his studio and have some of his designs, for free. She seemed to think that her wearing them would be good publicity for him. He promptly said no, and informed her that in fact it would be quite bad publicity. What a presumptuous git.


je_me_demande  said about 1 year ago:

team ham sandwich  said about 9 months ago:

Does anyone else find this photo on the herald-sun website incredibly unattractive?
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/05/06/1226051/152128-lara-bingle.jpg


team ham sandwich  said about 9 months ago:

Lozenge  said about 9 months ago:

...you still don't know how to post a pic on here?


team ham sandwich  said about 9 months ago:

I do. But its one of those fucked gif animation things on the shitty herald sun site.


Sunnyboyz  said about 9 months ago:

She looks like she has just ingested a serious amount of cocaine.


Lozenge  said about 9 months ago:

It is kinda weird looking!


max bulk  said about 9 months ago:

She's slowly metamorphosing into a duck.


rosevich  said about 9 months ago:

whats wrong with her face?


poprocks96  said about 9 months ago:

They're her dirty eyes, bulk.


max bulk  said about 9 months ago:

It's the mouth I'm worried about. Distinctly beak-like.


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