A huge announcement will be made in this thread, this Thursday at 4pm, concerning one of your favourite/or/most despised m&n chats.
This announcement will ruin the reputation of this particular m&n chat.
I have photographic evidence to implicate this person in an incident from the last couple of years...that is as specific as I will be. It will embarrass the hell out of them. This chat is in Melbourne, and is male. He is regularly on here. That is all I will reveal at this stage.
Even if you hate me, you really really really don't want to miss out on this. I'm so excited.

congrats, i've been posting here since 2003 and you are the first person i have ever dickheaded.
Is it me? I hope not.
watch out! it could be you.
wow.
can l ask why we have to wait tll thursday?
IS IT ME? WE'VE NEVER MET BUT I FEEL WE SHARE A SPECIAL BOND
is this about john farnham's comeback tour?
is john farnham a regular chat here?
hmmmmmmm?
NO! YOU FUCKING IDIOT. READ MY FUCKING POSTS PROPERLY YOU FUCKING BREEDER.
I knew I shouldn't have copped that blowjob off Badalex on King Street but I was eing off my nut and I never thought that anyone would ever find out.
LOL. fuck that made me laugh.
I should note that when I say 4pm Thursday I mean Australian Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
Please refer to one of those world clock websites to determine what time the announcement will be made where you live.
''Sue Mclellan's'' mask to be yanked off, Scooby Doo-style, revealing that it was (insert beloved chat here) all along. Zoinks.
By the time I finish typing this post, we will all be about 15 seconds closer to finding out what this huge announcement is about!
Yes, Ben Butler is secretly doing A & R for Modular. Jasmine has photographic evidence.
It's not that ''Badalex Bitch'' photo is it? That's already been discussed at length on the board.
Or is it that jasmine.po has had a number of naked photos taken of herself?
It's nothing to do with Badalex. This is a photo I have taken. A revelation that I am making.
It's probably you, then.
See above.
Damn black wasp! I was hoping it would someone more interesting than J-Po....................
Oooooh a photo!
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No Jasmine, you fail.
or was you huge announcement time specific, and only relevant to that particular point in time... cos if it was, it couldnt have been that important or interesting
you fail at so many things, its a joke!
you fail at keeping your internets
you fail at having anything useful to say
you fail at your pseudo philosophy
you fail at gaining any kind of respect or relevance here
and you fail at not being chickenshit
my eggs friends are gunna bash you so hard
uh, ok, settle down dude.....
you win.
you are the smartest.
everyone, listen up...........
ben wins.
ben is the smartest.
better now?
nup... you're so bashed!
Wrong ben jasmine.
Who's the smartest now?
As long as you intend to do something, it doesn't matter if you do it or not?
Great philosophy.
Wrong Ben jasmine. Who's the smartest now?
Shit thread.
PANAMA
is IT happening again this year?
dunno. probably
And yet, that time returns every year and is now about three hours away.
Post away, crazy person.
COME ON, TODAY IS THE DAY
it was the cure playing vivid
Are the Cure playing Vivid?
Did Obama kill Robert Smith?
Obama IS Robert Smith. Ever seen them both at the same time? No...told you so.
Yesterdays jokes, today!
j-po4life
brizzump
this thread promised so much - i almost forgot how excited i was
what was jasmines news? cbf'ed reading all the posts.
If you have a crush on a Jasmine If you haven't seen a Jasmine If you want to meet a Jasmine...