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Huge Announcement - Thursday Feb 18 - 4pm

jasmine.po  said about 1 year ago  or at  9:39PM on Saturday, February 13 2010 in chat

A huge announcement will be made in this thread, this Thursday at 4pm, concerning one of your favourite/or/most despised m&n chats.

This announcement will ruin the reputation of this particular m&n chat.

I have photographic evidence to implicate this person in an incident from the last couple of years...that is as specific as I will be. It will embarrass the hell out of them. This chat is in Melbourne, and is male. He is regularly on here. That is all I will reveal at this stage.

Even if you hate me, you really really really don't want to miss out on this. I'm so excited.


crackwhore  said about 1 year ago:

congrats, i've been posting here since 2003 and you are the first person i have ever dickheaded.


outerspacextrapnel  said about 1 year ago:

Is it me? I hope not.


jasmine.po  said about 1 year ago:

watch out! it could be you.


philip-box  said about 1 year ago:

wow.

can l ask why we have to wait tll thursday?


Ghostface  said about 1 year ago:

IS IT ME? WE'VE NEVER MET BUT I FEEL WE SHARE A SPECIAL BOND


Ghostface  said about 1 year ago:

is this about john farnham's comeback tour?


jasmine.po  said about 1 year ago:

is john farnham a regular chat here?

hmmmmmmm?

NO! YOU FUCKING IDIOT. READ MY FUCKING POSTS PROPERLY YOU FUCKING BREEDER.


djbollocks  said about 1 year ago:

I knew I shouldn't have copped that blowjob off Badalex on King Street but I was eing off my nut and I never thought that anyone would ever find out.


IronMic  said about 1 year ago:

YOU FUCKING BREEDER.

LOL. fuck that made me laugh.


HEB  said about 1 year ago:

Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard


jasmine.po  said about 1 year ago:

I should note that when I say 4pm Thursday I mean Australian Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

Please refer to one of those world clock websites to determine what time the announcement will be made where you live.


unvisible  said about 1 year ago:

''Sue Mclellan's'' mask to be yanked off, Scooby Doo-style, revealing that it was (insert beloved chat here) all along. Zoinks.


jasmine.po  said about 1 year ago:

By the time I finish typing this post, we will all be about 15 seconds closer to finding out what this huge announcement is about!


timewaster  said about 1 year ago:

Yes, Ben Butler is secretly doing A & R for Modular. Jasmine has photographic evidence.


outerspacextrapnel  said about 1 year ago:

It's not that ''Badalex Bitch'' photo is it? That's already been discussed at length on the board.

Or is it that jasmine.po has had a number of naked photos taken of herself?


jasmine.po  said about 1 year ago:

It's nothing to do with Badalex. This is a photo I have taken. A revelation that I am making.


black wasp!  said about 1 year ago:

This chat is in Melbourne, and is male. He is regularly on here.

It's probably you, then.

It will embarrass the hell out of them.

See above.


philip-box  said about 1 year ago:

Damn black wasp! I was hoping it would someone more interesting than J-Po....................


outerspacextrapnel  said about 1 year ago:

Oooooh a photo!


outerspacextrapnel  said about 1 year ago:


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Ben  said about 1 year ago:

No Jasmine, you fail.

or was you huge announcement time specific, and only relevant to that particular point in time... cos if it was, it couldnt have been that important or interesting

you fail at so many things, its a joke!

you fail at keeping your internets

you fail at having anything useful to say

you fail at your pseudo philosophy

you fail at gaining any kind of respect or relevance here

and you fail at not being chickenshit


Ben  said about 1 year ago:

my eggs friends are gunna bash you so hard


jasmine.po.return  said about 1 year ago:

uh, ok, settle down dude.....

you win.

you are the smartest.

everyone, listen up...........

ben wins.

ben is the smartest.

better now?


Ben  said about 1 year ago:

nup... you're so bashed!


outerspacextrapnel  said about 1 year ago:

Wrong ben jasmine.

Who's the smartest now?


Modi  said about 1 year ago:

As long as you intend to do something, it doesn't matter if you do it or not?

Great philosophy.


outerspacextrapnel  said about 1 year ago:

jasmine.po.return said 53 minutes ago:
ben, you're out of your depth, don't even try to challenge my watertight argument. you write about fucking economics or some other equally as contingent aspect of our existence.

Wrong Ben jasmine. Who's the smartest now?


max bulk  said about 12 months ago:

Shit thread.


columbo  said about 12 months ago:

PANAMA


philip-box  said about 12 months ago:

is IT happening again this year?


columbo  said about 12 months ago:

dunno. probably


temporarybenbutler  said about 11 months ago:

as i did not have this intention at that time, and that time has now passed, i can no longer make the Feb 18, 4pm announcement.

And yet, that time returns every year and is now about three hours away.

Post away, crazy person.


max bulk  said about 11 months ago:

COME ON, TODAY IS THE DAY


__v  said about 9 months ago:

it was the cure playing vivid


LaxCharisma  said about 9 months ago:

Are the Cure playing Vivid?


untold/animals  said about 9 months ago:

Did Obama kill Robert Smith?


LaxCharisma  said about 9 months ago:

Obama IS Robert Smith. Ever seen them both at the same time? No...told you so.


80085  said about 9 months ago:

Yesterdays jokes, today!


__v  said about 5 months ago:

j-po4life


untold/animals  said about 5 months ago:

brizzump


columbo  said about 5 months ago:

this thread promised so much - i almost forgot how excited i was


losgauchos  said about 5 months ago:

what was jasmines news? cbf'ed reading all the posts.


registradus  said about 3 months ago:

If you have a crush on a Jasmine If you haven't seen a Jasmine If you want to meet a Jasmine...


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