I could make a movie about a dog who doesn't piss.
I'll make the graphics so fucken damm awesome that every moron would jack off over and see it 5 times in some over thought computer jizzed cinema.
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ooops I double dollar'd
I'd watch that, on a Tuesday of course.
3D compatibility?
3D compatibility?
why doesn't the dog piss?
No spoilers please.
terrible!
Because it's on a planet that's had enough
Movies been made dickhead; THE DOG WHO DIDN'T PISS - 2004
He'll look like this...
but much cuter when it's in 3d and fully animated
Toadhoney,
I don't need a free trial comment.
thanks.
Close-Up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats II.
long as you save some of the 500mill to renovate the hub so you can have the premiere there...
nicole kidman: my dog has no cloaca.
sam worthington: how does he smell?
john hurt: shit.
Very funny __v. I would actually pay to see that one scene.
Oh, and I wonder if anyone has made a porn film ''Jack & Jizz''. Your post made me think they should, wipey.
Or you should.
In 3d! AND ANIMATED!
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I'm going home now
bye
Wait!
With the profits could you make this:
STAR WARS: Episode 7
Cash of the Titans
Depression has settled over the remnants of the Galactic Empire, after the death of the Emperor at the hands of his former henchman Darth Vader, and the destruction of DeathStar 2.0.
Being clones, all former Storm Troopers are reporting feelings of anxiety, and lack of acceptance in the community they once policed. Suicide is widespread among the moisture farm soldier settler program. Leia is heading up a special taskforce called Beyond BlueHarvest to combat depression.
Han Solo, assisted by Lando Calrissian, and the vagina face dude, is charged with defending the frontiers against splinter militia forces of veteran Imperial troops on speeder bikes. Luke is heading up a martial court on Coruscant to bring to trial all former servants of the Empire, and try them for their war crimes...