kellyclarksonisgold said about 1 month ago or at 11:51PM on Tuesday, February 9 2010.
I was out watering tonight and I'm walking back and it's dark and I have a tank with a hose and pump..anyway I see something on the gravel path something about 2-3 foot long sort of in a curve, looked like maybe a stick but it wasn't there when I walked down before. I spray the 'syick' and it slithers away, out the fence into the gravel driveway area.
so I run and grab some boots I was wearing thongs and turn on all the lights and run to the shed for a shovel just incase I stumble on him but he has gone...
I ring the snake man and it's the humidity he's out hunting I think he's been around a few days and is coming out for a drink. I'll get the snake man out tommorrow. to hunt for him gave me a fright!
what do you think it was?
I reckon brown.
Oh noez. And what did you do?
well I went and rang snake man we chatted and he talked about this and that, I then went around a few times searching for him cos snake man said if you see him he'll come out anytime tonight and get him, but I didn't see him so I did a couple of periodic checks but he is somewhere else. snake man said he might have gone down the road or moved on in this humidity I said maybe he's living under the house and coming for a regular sip of drink he said maybe..so I'm ringing snake man at first light. well in the morning but first light sounds more 'snakey'.
give one of your kids extra pocket money to go catch it
pocket money?
or a less severe daily beating if they do succeed in catching it?
howsgetfuckedsound dickhead?
where does a cockhead like you get off talking to me like that you faceless fuckign cockhead/ I'm a public figure
fuck yourself.
sorry, just assumed you were a reasonable, responsible parent who dealt with their spawn in an appropriate manner...
my bad.
what? what the fuck is your retarded problem? I'm the best parent.
fuck off. fucking cunt
and children aren't spawn you fucking shitbag 20something bitter little cunt. they are people.
you don't even give them pocket money!
nah they are smarter then being fed fucking pennies by me. I just give them real money. like real cash money when they need it.
I don't carrot my children they are bright independent people. smart enough not to be conned by money. that was lesson one.
have they done anything unsatisfactory of late?
if so, make them catch the snake as ''punishment''.
the upper hand, is once again yours...
see I don't do that shit. my kids are free and thoughtful. I am a parent and friend. I would like to be useful and helpful and stay the fuck outta their way as they plow their paths.
now look here you little fucking whippersnapper dnzr, go to bed. young people need sleep. read the studys.
yeah, see i was raised by hippies.
if i only i was made to catch snakes barehanded when i was a child rather than being coddled by some patchouli addled freak who wanted to be my friend and watch me plow my path.
i could have turned out great...