SO LADIES I HEAR THAT HAMISH BLAKE IS...

oh goodie.

where can one run into him?

out the front of channel 9?

comedy festival?

i'll check if he has a face-o.

ok i've sent him a face-o request.

i'll keep you updated.

ok i've sent him a face-o request.

HAHA!

well i heard catriona rowntree gave gaffevansant a dink on her handlebars. i heard she made gaffe sit in the basket and then they got to a pheasant who gave them a cow in exchange for a handful of magic beans.

I know it's cruel to pick holes in a tale like that but really- a pheasant?
I hope that's a typo.

block, we'll get you into a bikini and you'll be ripe for blakes' picking

his name is hamish missaustralia. blake is wino's ex. or 3030.

and i'll thank you not to cast aspirations on our manly hamish's sexual pursuasion.

Hamish Blake is a good lookin' lad. Who apparently went to school with our very own mono ladykiller Inactivist.

loadmyrig, you misunderstand i misunderstood. I thought hamish was this, and had visions of block bullfighting in a bikini:

this?

What?

he was going out with a girl from my primary school.

He'll be snapped up quickly, so interested ladies should get in fast. I am speaking as someone who was recently cheated out of 'possibilities' with my another quite famous comedy type person because someone didn't act quickly enough on my behalf. Not that I'm bitter. Oh no.

I call dibs. Also, anyone wishing to run into him should pop into a certain popular Elwood cafe each morning where he 'takes' coffee. Apparently I missed him by about five minutes last Thursday. Which no doubt he is thankful for.

Which one's hamish? The scruffy one or the one that was with megan gale?

the one who isn't with megan gale.

these blokes follow me around by the way, I've seen both of them a bunch of times in the last few months. so if any ladies want me to pass on a message to either of them, let me know. I can't promise that I will make it sexy and seductive, but I will try my best.

hmmm jerry's huh, ho-c?

not too far from here.,...

I saw him one night in the take away spud shop in St Kilda buying his baked potato with various toppings.

They seemed familiar with his toppings which would suggest that he's a regular.

Go forth, ladies...

Thought you were going to say he is gay.

Maybe he is. There's nothing wrong with being gay. Apart from the fact that he would be depriving hot blooded women of his baby gravy.

hughsie said 2 days ago:

he was going out with a girl from my primary school.

so... we here are all a bit too old for him is what you're saying?

Hamish is already taken. He's going out with both the Super WIld Horses. They alternate between nights.