I watched it. Every farker thinks they're a chef these days. I can't cook for shite, but even i know you don't mash them type of spuds. The two from Adelaide looked feral. What is wrong with that city?

So the producers go for every cliche in tv land with the contestants. Hipsters from melb because we're 'cultured'. Mum and dad demographic check. Slappers from qld and freaks from Adelaide!

The NSW copper looked the kid of old school policeman you see shuffling out a Royal Commission after the incriminating tapes have been played.

It really was a hodge-podge of previous cooking shows.

It was always going to be bad.

bad cancelled bad, or bad going to limp along bad?

we haven't had a good tv cancellation in a while.

given the extent of the promotion it'll limp along i'd say

will dig out the ratings tomorrow i guess, could be fun.

BLANKET spruiking of its latest reality offering throughout the tennis coverage failed to return a glowing result for Channel Seven on Monday night. My Kitchen Rules managed to attract an average of 1.105 million viewers in metropolitan capitals, according to preliminary OzTAM data. The result made it the ninth most-watched show on Monday, behind Nine's Two and a Half Men, which was first with 1.519 million viewers, and its station stablemates Seven News and Today Tonight, which finished second and third with 1.389 million and 1.328 million respectively. It's a far cry from the success of MasterChef Australia, which attracted 3.725 million viewers for Channel Ten with its finale. Maybe reality television fans don't watch tennis.

About 1.16 million the second night, when the two overconfident tools from Melbourne stuffed up.

that couple from Adelaide piss me off already, but that's the point isn't it. When is their turn? Hope they fail

that couple from Adelaide piss me off already,

CANNOT stand this pair (although they are housemates right?)
So smug, so pretentious, so fecken up themselves and cheerleaders of their own fanclub- F*** l hope they fail!

I hate them so much. Nothing nice to say about anyone.

Yeah, the South Australians are the biggest bunch of bitches ever...(although from the dress she wore in the first ep, she's got a great rack). Hope about all that bitchiness about frangipanis in tonight's ep? I hope they fail miserably.

What I don't understand is why not just be blatant and rate the opposition teams 0 or 1? If the Vic guys had given the girls a 2 as opposed to a 5 tonight they'd be in the clear...

Also, are these people supposed to be actually good at cooking?

Talking about cooking shows, did anyone see the Manager of Red Riders on Come Dine With Me Australia last week? Was very funny to see two of the blokes looking a bit sheepish providing the musical entertainment at her party to help her win votes from her guests.

It's more the smugness and ''in-ness' of themselves that shit me!

All theat eyebrow raising and little grins at each other and l guess that is why they are last to cook-off?
Complaints about flowers and sand - ooooooooooooooo
who the f cares?
l can't wait to see the Perth married couple fare tomorrow night- he's a bit up himself too.

I loved when they were shown dancing and enjoying it, and then it cut to them saying ''we were not impressed.''

From the looks of the ads, he collapses in a heap and requires a stern talking to to get his act together.

I hate them so much. Nothing nice to say about anyone.
Yes AH.

Never have they had a single positive comment o make about ppl of food.

WTF!?
How did they get on? can they cook or are they just the ''bitch'' factor on the show.

BB is that the Perth guy who callapses?

hopes it is the SA housie couple

And when one of the QLD girls was enjoying the cake, and that bitch was like ''Uh, shall we all just leave the room so she can be with the cake?''

Uh, SHALL YOU STOP BEING A BITCH?

Happy to see both teams put up some fine food in the final, with no real screw-ups. The final really needed more Mossy though.

But what I couldn't really get past with this show is the fact that the logo is M

Also, much to my surprise, between this show and the new series of Food Safari I'm actually warming ever so slightly to Guy Grossi.

It took me a while to twig that this was back on, but I ended up seeing most of the second group cook.

This show really has a knack for uncovering very special teams from W.A. - last year fuckface husband basically threatened to put a gun in his mouth, while tonight the dollhouse daughter harassed the mother into disaster.

dear 'urban hippies',

please drown yourselves in your own chicken stock.

cheers.

soup looked like dishwater. used dishwater. just as the idiots who made the soup finished, one of 'em ran his filthy fingers through his hair while he was standing almost over the bowls. then the idiot in blue chest bumped the other idiot. fuck me, i hate these two already and i've only watched 'em for about 10 minutes.

damn. and the other two knob-ends should be hit with a frying pan.

i want everybody to lose.

Have Kane and Lea cooked anything that isn't asian? The judges were ripping into the italian ladies for cooking italian. Why not them?

And no, I dont like watching the show. The ball and chain watches it and I sit on my computer and laugh at how dumb they all are.

well, at least that removes the tasmanian bint.

the next we hear of them will be their divorce, or he being arrested for murdering her. and no jury would ever convict him.

Karen Martini needs to lay off the fucking ham. fuck! what a slobinski! sorry to hear about it.

how's the shite these boneheaded imbeciles served out of the East Ocean kitchen. mostly the anglo oiks cooked pan asian ''max bulk'' style. ie a shedload of conflicting ingredients each one cooked badly. the judging panel, made up of Chinatown restauranteurs, probably thought, mmm, we have nothing to worry about...

who will win the gripping grand final? the polacks from NSW or the bigheaded-dumb-do'd Asian w/ wimpy boyfriend from Vic? i'm backing Vic. they've had what's the MKR's equivalent of a rails run throughout the entire sorry series. sorry. sorry to hear about it.

schmendricks.

I see you've got a nice monologue going here about some disgusting reality show on the idiot box.

Just to rebut your preposterous statement on asian cookery - I don't think I've ever mentioned cooking an asian dish on this board - but I do love Sichuan cuisine in particular, but I'm far too unfamiliar with it to venture very far from the classic old recipes. So it's strictly the authentic fish-fragrant eggplant and chestnut chicken in broth in my kitchen.

You, however, are a true innovator and trailblazer with your flagship dish - surprise microwave-exploded bratwurst on a bed of rocket, dressed with anchovy oil and black vinegar. No doubt an electrifying fusion of flavours, but something I wouldn't dare attempt myself.

actually cooked a bit of braty tonight, bulk. delicious!

Can y'all do me a favour and watch out for an episode in next year's season where two of the contestants are selling tortillas in a temporary food stall set up in the city? And possibly PM me to tell me it's coming up? I'm going to be on the telly purchasing said tortilla.

there was one of those at southern cross just now?

Maybe? But this was on the corner of Queen & Collins. I figure it was a competition to see how many food items they could sell in an hour. I was their last customer, they sold 21.

they should've setup at occupy melbourne, got all those hungry protesters.

Ha! What a brilliant idea. The problem with these contestants is they have no business smarts.

Who else is watching this? I want this snide cunt to fail

I'm sad that my reality tv days seem to be all but over...I have peeped at this, but can't commit. Looks like there are real shits on it, so might get more involved.