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I am moving to the centre of Australia.

MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago  or at  11:07PM on Monday, January 18 2010 in chat

I have just gotten a job in the centre of Australia. There is two german and one chinese bar girls, the owner called Bruce and his Backpacker girlfriend and soon moi. I shall practise my cuisine deep in the heartland of Australia. I will be bitten by snakes perhaps, and i will rub the devils marbles. This is my desire. I shall launch myself into the dreamtime, into the never never, and remain faithfully yours MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo.


Peter  said about 2 years ago:

you're not centre of Australia material, PHEONIXxoxoxo.

thread closed.


world champion  said about 2 years ago:

You sure do have a way with words MrPhoenix


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

I am not material for anywhere, but i am going. Tis going to be an adventure and a half no doubt. I wish we could have watched that lars von trier dvd you invited me over to watch with you but now there is no time, i will miss you pete. Might have time to grab a coffee in the next few days but i promise we can go to that italiano restaurant you like so much when i get back. Write me sometime.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

To world champion - words are like weapons they wound sometimes. To Peter - I didnt really mean to hurt you, i didnt wanna see you go, i know i made you cry but darlin if i could turn back time, if i could find a way, id take back those words that hurt you and id stay


postergirl  said about 2 years ago:

Classic.

Come with?


Peter  said about 2 years ago:

to everyone else...

On 1/14/2010 12:57:37 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
i waana go for a coffee with yooOOOoooOO

On 1/14/2010 1:08:47 AM, Peter wrote:
I'm busy then.

On 1/14/2010 1:09:20 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
i love yoooOOoo peter

On 1/14/2010 1:14:38 AM, Peter wrote:
Pppffffttt! you're only human

On 1/14/2010 1:15:32 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
we should go bike riding through the park together and take photos

On 1/14/2010 1:18:29 AM, Peter wrote:
we should not and we will not.

On 1/14/2010 1:19:35 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
But this makes me sad :(

On 1/14/2010 1:22:30 AM, Peter wrote:
sad, bad, glad or mad, what's the difference? you're still you. not my fault.

On 1/14/2010 1:24:03 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
so wanna go for a coffee?

On 1/14/2010 1:25:12 AM, Peter wrote:
what part of no don't you understand?

On 1/14/2010 1:26:17 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
How about Tapas? everyone loves Tapas!

On 1/14/2010 1:31:35 AM, Peter wrote:
i turned down a date with a fat sex therapist/relationship counsellor chick for tapas last Wednesday night. i don't love tapas.

On 1/14/2010 1:35:35 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
How about italian? We could get some pasta and a nice bottle of red and chat about chats

On 1/14/2010 1:41:48 AM, Peter wrote:
my mother's Italian. as if I'd go out & pay for some anglo inbreds interpretation of the rich gastronomic history she continues to pass on to me. i don't drink alcohol. i chat about chats on M+N where they have a right to reply. besides: no.

On 1/14/2010 1:50:10 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
Maybe we should just stay in and watch a movie..

On 1/14/2010 1:54:59 AM, Peter wrote:
maybe you should take your hand off it while you're looking a photos of me.

On 1/14/2010 1:56:46 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
that would make looking at you pointless then

On 1/14/2010 2:01:38 AM, Peter wrote:
Ppppfffffttttt! and you expected me to put out...

On 1/14/2010 2:02:34 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
i just wanted you to hold me

On 1/14/2010 2:06:07 AM, Peter wrote:
hold yourself. it's not as if you're not used to it.

On 1/14/2010 2:08:42 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
Do you mind if i write a love song and dedicate it to you?

On 1/14/2010 2:10:58 AM, Peter wrote:
once again: you're only human...

On 1/16/2010 1:53:17 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
Hey pete, sorry about my silly msg's.. wanna go grab a pizza?

On 1/16/2010 1:54:44 AM, Peter wrote:
nah, just eaten. besides, i'm allergic to msg...

MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo sent a message to You 2 days ago
yeah me too... we should get some exercise...feel like doing a few laps? I got a new pair of speedo's two sizes too small but im just itching to try them out

to which i suggested that his itch was probably scabies...

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-you overly emotional little sweatbag, PHEONIXxoxoxo


postergirl  said about 2 years ago:

Is this where I say 'get a room'?


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

Me and Peter sometimes meet in te toilets in centenial park late art night after a sweaty cycle to clean each others genitals with our mouths


philip-box  said about 2 years ago:

Seriously, get a room without a computer.


bignuts  said about 2 years ago:

peter those messages make you look a little stoopid


philip-box  said about 2 years ago:

2nd.


CaptainFez  said about 2 years ago:


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

I dont mind a drink or a fight and the dust and sat will remind me of masturbating in my bedroomso i will b right at home!


september  said about 2 years ago:

i don't think i could tend to myself in a dusty room so good for you matty.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

Lots of sneezing and sniffling, but sometimes a runny nose is good for lube you know... too much information perhaps


Goal attack  said about 2 years ago:

Two words: Doc Tydon


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

Hmmm i google doc tydon...i guess i should watch this film before i go


Zaphod  said about 2 years ago:

Jesus Peter. Way to miss the joke and get totally played. Homophobia fucking with your head a bit?


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

Leave Peter alone zaphod he is old. He may be a little stiff this peter sometimes, especially when trawling the internet for sluts. But stiff peter or flaccid he is still human.


Zaphod  said about 2 years ago:

I'm just jealous. There was a time when we'd meet at Stanmore Maccas in the wee hours and you'd lube me up with the residual grease of a shared Quarter Pounder. But now Peter as swept you off your feet and I'm left with a nugget and only half an idea how it might get me off.


kellyclarksonisgold  said about 2 years ago:

sounds good. enjoy mattpheonixxxxx


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

Me and Peter have broken up . I cant stay with a man that would spill my private messages all over the internet leaving my cheeks flushed and palms sweaty. There is a good reason why they are called private messages and he hath betrayed my trust for the last time. I have a triple cheeseburger with only a few bites out of it if you wanna meet up and have one last ball busting burger bang big boy!


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

peter those messages make you look a little stoopid

HAHAHAHA. Classic moves, Matt.


andydepressant  said about 2 years ago:

Matt Penix's thread delivery? Hello anybody home?


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

I am home


kickcat  said about 2 years ago:

omg....shoct!


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