I have just gotten a job in the centre of Australia. There is two german and one chinese bar girls, the owner called Bruce and his Backpacker girlfriend and soon moi. I shall practise my cuisine deep in the heartland of Australia. I will be bitten by snakes perhaps, and i will rub the devils marbles. This is my desire. I shall launch myself into the dreamtime, into the never never, and remain faithfully yours MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo.
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I am moving to the centre of Australia.
MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo said about 2 years ago or at 11:07PM on Monday, January 18 2010 in chat
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you're not centre of Australia material, PHEONIXxoxoxo.
thread closed.
You sure do have a way with words MrPhoenix
I am not material for anywhere, but i am going. Tis going to be an adventure and a half no doubt. I wish we could have watched that lars von trier dvd you invited me over to watch with you but now there is no time, i will miss you pete. Might have time to grab a coffee in the next few days but i promise we can go to that italiano restaurant you like so much when i get back. Write me sometime.
To world champion - words are like weapons they wound sometimes. To Peter - I didnt really mean to hurt you, i didnt wanna see you go, i know i made you cry but darlin if i could turn back time, if i could find a way, id take back those words that hurt you and id stay
Classic.
Come with?
to everyone else...
On 1/14/2010 12:57:37 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
i waana go for a coffee with yooOOOoooOO
On 1/14/2010 1:08:47 AM, Peter wrote:
I'm busy then.
On 1/14/2010 1:09:20 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
i love yoooOOoo peter
On 1/14/2010 1:14:38 AM, Peter wrote:
Pppffffttt! you're only human
On 1/14/2010 1:15:32 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
we should go bike riding through the park together and take photos
On 1/14/2010 1:18:29 AM, Peter wrote:
we should not and we will not.
On 1/14/2010 1:19:35 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
But this makes me sad :(
On 1/14/2010 1:22:30 AM, Peter wrote:
sad, bad, glad or mad, what's the difference? you're still you. not my fault.
On 1/14/2010 1:24:03 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
so wanna go for a coffee?
On 1/14/2010 1:25:12 AM, Peter wrote:
what part of no don't you understand?
On 1/14/2010 1:26:17 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
How about Tapas? everyone loves Tapas!
On 1/14/2010 1:31:35 AM, Peter wrote:
i turned down a date with a fat sex therapist/relationship counsellor chick for tapas last Wednesday night. i don't love tapas.
On 1/14/2010 1:35:35 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
How about italian? We could get some pasta and a nice bottle of red and chat about chats
On 1/14/2010 1:41:48 AM, Peter wrote:
my mother's Italian. as if I'd go out & pay for some anglo inbreds interpretation of the rich gastronomic history she continues to pass on to me. i don't drink alcohol. i chat about chats on M+N where they have a right to reply. besides: no.
On 1/14/2010 1:50:10 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
Maybe we should just stay in and watch a movie..
On 1/14/2010 1:54:59 AM, Peter wrote:
maybe you should take your hand off it while you're looking a photos of me.
On 1/14/2010 1:56:46 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
that would make looking at you pointless then
On 1/14/2010 2:01:38 AM, Peter wrote:
Ppppfffffttttt! and you expected me to put out...
On 1/14/2010 2:02:34 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
i just wanted you to hold me
On 1/14/2010 2:06:07 AM, Peter wrote:
hold yourself. it's not as if you're not used to it.
On 1/14/2010 2:08:42 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
Do you mind if i write a love song and dedicate it to you?
On 1/14/2010 2:10:58 AM, Peter wrote:
once again: you're only human...
On 1/16/2010 1:53:17 AM, MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo wrote:
Hey pete, sorry about my silly msg's.. wanna go grab a pizza?
On 1/16/2010 1:54:44 AM, Peter wrote:
nah, just eaten. besides, i'm allergic to msg...
MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo sent a message to You 2 days ago
yeah me too... we should get some exercise...feel like doing a few laps? I got a new pair of speedo's two sizes too small but im just itching to try them out
to which i suggested that his itch was probably scabies...
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-you overly emotional little sweatbag, PHEONIXxoxoxo
Is this where I say 'get a room'?
Me and Peter sometimes meet in te toilets in centenial park late art night after a sweaty cycle to clean each others genitals with our mouths
Seriously, get a room without a computer.
peter those messages make you look a little stoopid
2nd.
I dont mind a drink or a fight and the dust and sat will remind me of masturbating in my bedroomso i will b right at home!
i don't think i could tend to myself in a dusty room so good for you matty.
Lots of sneezing and sniffling, but sometimes a runny nose is good for lube you know... too much information perhaps
Two words: Doc Tydon
Hmmm i google doc tydon...i guess i should watch this film before i go
Jesus Peter. Way to miss the joke and get totally played. Homophobia fucking with your head a bit?
Leave Peter alone zaphod he is old. He may be a little stiff this peter sometimes, especially when trawling the internet for sluts. But stiff peter or flaccid he is still human.
I'm just jealous. There was a time when we'd meet at Stanmore Maccas in the wee hours and you'd lube me up with the residual grease of a shared Quarter Pounder. But now Peter as swept you off your feet and I'm left with a nugget and only half an idea how it might get me off.
sounds good. enjoy mattpheonixxxxx
Me and Peter have broken up . I cant stay with a man that would spill my private messages all over the internet leaving my cheeks flushed and palms sweaty. There is a good reason why they are called private messages and he hath betrayed my trust for the last time. I have a triple cheeseburger with only a few bites out of it if you wanna meet up and have one last ball busting burger bang big boy!
HAHAHAHA. Classic moves, Matt.
Matt Penix's thread delivery? Hello anybody home?
I am home
omg....shoct!