The catholic encyclopedia explains what the 'holy trinity is:

'in the unity of the godhead there are three persons, the father, the son,
And the holy spirit, these three persons being truly distinct one from another.
Thus, in the words of the athanasian creed: ' the father is god, the son is god,
and the holy spirit is god, and yet there are not three gods but one god.'

WTF

I've just worked out that I sing one of two songs in the shower every single morning.

One is Romeo Void's ''Never Say Never''

'in the unity of the godhead there are three persons, the father, the son, And the holy spirit, these three persons being truly distinct one from another. Thus, in the words of the athanasian creed: ' the father is god, the son is god, and the holy spirit is god, and yet there are not three gods but one god.'

Made my head explode in primary school.

Ahh, but you see, God being omnipotent and omniscient, God can outpower logic.

Ahh, but you see, God being omnipotent and omniscient, God can outpower logic.

What's interesting is that somebody made that stuff up (or if you're a believer, they interpreted events to come to the theory of three entities - one god). Pretty deep shit for 2000 years ago. Did they have bongs in those days?

Burning bush?

Goal attack said 1 hour ago: Pretty deep shit for 2000 years ago. Did they have bongs in those days?

The church people explained to me, it is 1x1x1 = 1 not 1+1+1 = 3. WTF.

i just got the first 2 immortal technique records and haven't been so impressed by a rap record since the 1st chronic record

Sydney airport doesn't have a smoking area past customs and that's a little bit fucked.

Oh, and apparently my aircraft is new and it is in 'testing'... Great.

No smoking area in the domestic terminal either. Fucked.

Also - HIGH!

... if you ever needed a cigarette too, immediately prior to boarding a testing plane is one.

i just found out how (some) owls hear and hunt. they have their ears positioned asymmetrically and can work out something is behind them if (say) the right ear hears it first and in front of them if the left ear hears it first. (the difference is a fraction of a second). the owls know their prey is in front of them when the sound is instant. pretty fucking cool.

WOAH. That's amazing.

Tote's over. Too many memories, too many old faces converging in the one spot. It made me deeply sad, which is why I hate the past and nostalgia and always have. Time to go – time to move away – unless something completely amazing happens, which let's face it, it won't. Yes, drunkded. Don't mind me.

What the fuck is going on with people travelling at the moment?

Everyone in the city who's travelling has got a backpack, then another two bags on top of that. Some people have even got a rolling suitcase.

Pack light dickheads.

What the fuck is going on with people travelling at the moment?

visitin' friends.

Pack light dickheads.

No. I like to travel with half a library.

Even people from overseas are carting around so much stuff. Why not get a big suitcase and do it that way?

outerspacextrapnel said 6 minutes ago: Even people from overseas are carting around so much stuff. Why not get a big suitcase and do it that way?

Backpackers hunt in packs and aren't good at thinking laterally. However, a mate brought a suitcase to meredith as a beer carrier. he stuck ice packs to the lining to keep the cans cool and had his drugs underneath the lining. I'm buying him a cigar next time.

annehelena said 13 hours ago: WOAH. That's amazing.

i know! look how they fly.

Owls are the only birds with eyes in the front of their heads. I love their furry trousers and how they fly silently. Awesome creatures. There's one that sits on my clothesline every night. You can get right up close to him and he just sits there and eyeballs you with disdain.

she's so endearingly surly

Isn't she! In an attempt to get her out from underneath the table so that I could go to work this morning, I went to her food bowl towards which she normally runs as soon as you touch it. I looked at her and she gave me a filthy glance and walked out herself whilst swishing her tail violently. She was so offended that I would think she'd be dumb enough to fall for it.

I got a new iPod Classic this morning. 160GB of pure awesomes.

Hurry up and charge!!!

application in, fingers crossed.

It started raining as I was walking to work and now my hair looks retardo.

take all this feline fussin' over to the cat fuckers thread. Damn cats...leave fur everywhere, piss in your house, scratch you and generally do fuck all that's cool.

when i write children's tv, nothing will be solved by sharing

it'll be survival of the fittest and short-term gain all the way

i'm having a seniors' moment, as i try to remember which friends, acquaintances, people i vaguely know, and complete morons are and/or aren't talking to various others of those groupings. and being surprised by some of those who appear to be.

it's like trying to follow the ever-shifting alliances in survivor...

the fickle nature of friendships there monty. seems a lot of ''friendships'' are worth nothing these days.

had a rather hilarious read of some old pm's on the weekend from someone who claimed i was one of the only people they truly cared about, said they would be lost without my friendship and then proceeded to fuck me over harder than anyone else ever had.

the fickle nature of friendships there monty. seems a lot of ''friendships'' are worth nothing these days.

Ain't that the truth.

sadly.

i've lost count of the people who said they'd visit and such

when i really needed company and support

those people have definitely been downgraded to acquaintances...

I find it amazing that people seemingly have so many friends.

I've about 4-5 depending on the week and that's hard enough to keep up.

oh, the ironing.

had a rather hilarious read of some old pm's on the weekend

*sigh*

I did this last night. I wouldn't describe the experience as hilarious, though. I read through all the pms that I received from 2 chats while they were basically fucking me over behind my back in the most disgusting way imaginable. How they could behave one way to my face, yet deem me completely irrelevant behind my back, never fails to stun me.

It really stabbed me in the heart. I've since locked the Lucydiamond account and decided that they can go and well and truly fuck themselves.

Don't pee off your own (chat) pier.

repeat as above.

is that load of ironing for me monty?

i think some people are giving a shit.

THREAD FAIL, START #18

is that load of ironing for me monty?

while i understand why you may think that svelt, oddly, no it wasn't.

There, fixed

well, i was not giving a shit for a while there...

SallySimpson said 7 minutes ago:
It really stabbed me in the heart. I've since locked the Lucydiamond account and decided that they can go and well and truly fuck themselves.

Hi Lucy!

Hi Lucy!

OH, HAI... :)

i have finally given centerlink the shove..... arrrr the joys of being a corperate slave!!!