musics not terrible, but the best thing is the bio

just listened to the old ep stuff, held up quite well actually.

I have heard much of the new album.

Possibly even more than the actual band members.

I like it.

Maybe one day I'll get to buy it on a shiny disc.

We've waited and finally got Chinese Democracy, Neil Young Archives and Christmas On Mars.

But Telecom keep us waiting....

A dude told me the other day he has a philosophy on life; ''we're all going to die''.

Depressing! the lot of you.

That's not a philosophy. It's a statement of fact.

Now harden the fuck up sooks and play some rock'n'roll.

Hott cumbak.

will the telecom beer get another run, that's what i'm interested in.

ask yourmum, although you might have to track him down first. last i heard he was married and living in caroline springs.

Telecom: That Beer They Had For One Night Was The Best Thing They Ever Did.

(And it wasn't even done by them.)

You should do the beer again. With any luck Telstra will sue you, it will be the best publicity ever.

Mess and Noise might even cover it!

Never gonna happen. Not the beer - we love the beer- I mean Telecom covered on Mess and Noise. Telecom's way too commercial. But TTFM's online magazine however...

mmm louis theroux

just get the cd out ya fuckers. my hermit lifestyle has lasted for as long as this cd has failed to be released. put it out so i can leave the house again.

i heard a couple of unfinished tracks last night - reeally good songs.

Can you pop them in the gmail acct, goalattack?

I don't have them. I thought you had me dickheaded?

No-ones getting nothing gmailed until it's finished, or so help me I'll Lars Ulrich you all.

Whispers of a show in a week and a bit... Or so I hear.

I don't have them. I thought you had me dickheaded?

AS IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tumbleweed!

Love the first paragraph. Playing soon, bigdaddy?

Playing soon, bigdaddy?

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there's a lot of friction in the telecom camp at the moment. and we tend to slay other bands when we hate eachother. WATCH OUT.

I've told you to stop rubbing up against each other so much. That'll reduce friction.

you need this:

Is it really the last show tomorrow or just a smartarse facebook comment?

It will be now. Fuck you Darren!

I don't understand, what is the little man on the 'Prepare to Die' cover coming out of?

Goal attack said 2 hours ago:
Is it really the last show tomorrow or just a smartarse facebook comment?

you took this seriously?

I'm playing a gig with Melbourne's best band YIS at The Tote tomorrow night. If you don't come you're officially dead to me. It'll be our last show ever.

anyway, i'm very much looking forward to the telecom set; prepare to die is tops.

Is this the one for gay parents?

*hyperfuzz said 19 hours ago:

anyway, i'm very much looking forward to the telecom set; prepare to die is tops.*

Lucky Telecom don't play any of Prepare To Die live then.

Precious bastards. Play what the crowd want!

Speak to the drummer!

To celebrate the sixth anniversary of Telecom's first and only gig, you can download Prepare To Die for free from bandcamp for a limited time only. Includes two bonus tracks not on the CD version. Enjoy...

What are the two bonus tracks, devilwillride?

Telecom's covers of Burn It Up/Where You Been? I believe...

I'd love to get the tabs of them two.

Covers of Lesbian Seagull and Fleetwood Mac's Songbird.

Seriously, I know one of them is Bermuda Triangle. What's the other?

Hot comeback today with a free show at The Marquis Of Lorne with The Cheats from 5pm!