oh ferchrisakes stop encouraging him!!

put it in question form

I refuse to put it in question form as that's a retarded jeopardy thing to do.

Sadly, the answer is pretty obvious baring a MAJOR change in the Australian psyche.

The Liberals will win.

Despite all the left retards pulling their cock's over the workers right crap which they think will kill the vote stone dead, liberal will win.

They'll just pull out something really fucking dodgy, the retarded sheep will buy it, and vote for ol John again.

Which is just one of the reason why I hate humanity sometimes.

You must be a genius to have figured that shit out.

Actually, it's elementary you fucking knobwrench.

You might have noticed I was asked a question which I answered. At no point did I claim it was anything other than obvious.

Stop being bitter about the fact that I make you look stupid. If you weren't being stupid, I'd never be able to point it out.

Genius

Why yes, yes I am indeed.

BADALEX, why didn't you realise I was talking to Scallywag when I said "put it in question form"?

Because I have scallywag on dickhead.

BADALEX, why do you have Scallywag on dickhead?

No, it's because he's a complete fucking idiot. Jesus, just look what he did with his AskBADALEX post.

I've rarely seen anyone fuck up something so simple.

Or am I thinking of the BADALEX says one? Well, it doesn't matter, he's a fuckwit either way.

haha - poor badalex

hey badalex if you could be any of these birds what would you be and why?

A) EMU B) Casowary C) Pigeon D) Penguin E) Pelican

too many choices - you'll confused & muddle him

what a dumb cunt

badalex goes to university

do you know why the libs will win?

because badalex's parents will vote for john howard.

juice - i thought the same thing when i saw that this morning!

BADALEX

last week my wife and I had dinner with some old friends whose number included a woman like by all who was accompanied by her new (younger) boyfriend. the latter responded to every question about himself and his work as though he was his own public-relations officer. everything was going very well, everyone rated him very highly, all his projects were extremely successful (he is in the film business) and, needless to say, it all became rather off-putting. when i write: the man was not even American - it describes his lack of modesty very well.

while i am painfully aware in these days of viral marketing on the internet that creating a marketing 'buzz' about oneself has forced even the most naturally self-deprecating into boastfulness in normal conversation as a necessary part of their work, how can we honestly respond when she asks us for our opinion of him? she had been on the shelf for some time and we do not wish to be discouraging.

Peter

columbo- What I'm wearing falls under the heading of personal information, which I don't fgive out.

facisthayley- For one, you're not a chick. You're a dude. So the answer is, I am never having sex with you. Never. Not even if you knock off the ham, crack out the push ups, and fry chicken better than it's ever been fried before. Go work you parody character fuckhead.

columbo- Question form only fuckwit x 2.

juicenewton- Not lately. I'm quite well known for having precisely zero fashion sense. Fuck, I still think bonds t-shirts and black cargo pants are cool. I kind of really got stuck in 1996 when it comes to fashion at the end of the day.

Peter- I would say that it is not your opinion of him that is relevant, but rather how he treats her, how he makes her feel, and whether she thinks he is a good bet in the short, long or medium term.

At the end of the day, if he treats her well and loves her, what business of your's is it if he's a decorumless boast hound?

Also, it may pay to remember that you asked questions and he answered. If you thought the answers boastful, you should have switched the avenue of inquiry to something more neutral such as cricket or the weather.

Ultimately, you are at least partially to blame for this sequence of events, and you should ruminate on this as you gaze out upon the mountains in the evenings while drinking a delicate swallow green tea.

moooooooo???

Are you studying or something at the moment?

thecow- No.

toadphoney- Not at the moment, no, I'm using the internet!

Also, it may pay to remember that you asked questions and he answered. If you thought the answers boastful, you should have switched the avenue of inquiry to something more neutral such as cricket or the weather.

this has got me thinking BA (believe it or not) - those awkward social situations where one feels compelled to go through the whole 'how's it goin' rigmarole...which leads to asking someone what he/she 'does' etc.

smalltalk, just to be polite etc. yet they never ask the return questions. you know? they answer questions politley or whatever but show no return interest in the person striking up the conversation.

is this a self esteem matter? maternal stuff & upbringing? were their dads heavy drinkers? i guess it pisses me off sometimes. all to often i find myself grinning into my beer and slinking away where nobody can see me.

columbo- Actually, I do not know. I can't recall the last time I ever asked that question and was not asked it in return. That would be such a monumental breach of the most of social norms that for someone to behave in such a manner would be indicative of either monumental fuckwittedness, high level sociapathia or something even more disturbing at the end of the day.

columbo- I would say that in some cases perhaps, but that really doesn't make much sense. I was drinking a few months ago with one of the members from INXS, and to be honest while I was told that he was in INXS, I had no idea of who he was or even what instrument he played, so asking him the question of ''What do you do?'' was tricky, as it would have been a social faux pas to ask him the normal form as it would imply that I didn't recognise him at all, and that I didn't really care. So having been informed, I asked him what he was up to at the moment, and he in turn asked me what I was doing, thus face was saved and social norms were followed.

columbo- As for maternal upbringing and stuff, I have not the slightest clue how that, or their fathers being heavy drinkers would prevent then from learning the basics. But in a society where all too many have forgoteen how to say please and thank you, I suppose that one should not be surprised that the order of things is breaking down, and baffling situations such as this one are arising with increasing frequency.

HEY BADALEX IF THERE WAS A BAND CALLED MISSION OF MILFMOTHER WOULD YOU LISTEN TO THEM?

shaun- All depends on the quality of their music and genre shaun. I've never really cared for gimmicky names as a rule however.

Unless it's my awesome band with a gimmicky name, in which case it's different because I'm involved.

Unless it's my awesome band with a gimmicky name, in which case it's different because I'm involved.

You have a band? Can I hear some of your stuff?

toadphoney- No I don't have a band. And you can't hear some of my stuff unless you can get a time machine, and travel back in time to the point where we all went to Ding Dong Dang for Karaoke, and Jimi started beat boxing and I sang in Japanese and it was stone cold fucking awesome.

There was a time long ago when I was considering starting a band, but I was dating a chick who was in a band, and I thought it would all just get a little fucking strange really so I said ''No.'' Besides, who has the fucking time to be in a band when there's real life to live eh?

badalex, do you get embarrassed when you buy toilet paper? not buying it so much but carrying it around later? do you think if you someone sees you walking around newtown with a roll of shit tickets they think, there goes badalex on his way to back one out?

shit tickets.

I think my head may explode from an overload of hilarity.

september- Definitely not. Nope, fine with carrying it around later also. No, I'm largely indifferent to what other people think of me actually, especially when it comes to me buying standard groceries. However, I only buy SAFE toiler paper as a rule, and I do get a little irked when my flatmates don't.

fethehellcat- Question form only you fucking knobwrench.

Hey BA which film is better: Big Trouble in Little China or Escape From New York?

Great to see you back BA. I trust you're well and you enjoyed your time away from M & N?

shaun- I am of the firm belief that questions such as this are erroneous as it usually comes down to a matter of taste more than anything else. However, this question in particular is not terribly well formed as it is a little like asking which is a better movie, The Seventh Seal or Flash Gordon? Both of them have Max Von Sydow in them, but they're REALLY not the same kind of film at all.

Now personally, I like Big Trouble In Little China more, but then I think it's one of the most awesome fucking films I've ever seen. However, escape from New York is also fairly awesome.

have you seen soul man, badalex? i am thinking of putting it in my top ten films of all time.

september- Not from memory. But if it's an old film, it may have been one of the many I saw in highschool and don't remember because I was far too stoned when I watched it. Oh well.