oh ferchrisakes stop encouraging him!!

put it in question form

Look I'm fucking smart and I know this. All you fucking stupid morons will vote labour and it will be an upset.
The liberals will win, and you cockslips will cry like little kids for the next 4 years.

I refuse to put it in question form as that's a retarded jeopardy thing to do.

Sadly, the answer is pretty obvious baring a MAJOR change in the Australian psyche.

The Liberals will win.

Despite all the left retards pulling their cock's over the workers right crap which they think will kill the vote stone dead, liberal will win.

They'll just pull out something really fucking dodgy, the retarded sheep will buy it, and vote for ol John again.

Which is just one of the reason why I hate humanity sometimes.

You must be a genius to have figured that shit out.

Actually, it's elementary you fucking knobwrench.

You might have noticed I was asked a question which I answered. At no point did I claim it was anything other than obvious.

Stop being bitter about the fact that I make you look stupid. If you weren't being stupid, I'd never be able to point it out.

Genius

Why yes, yes I am indeed.

BADALEX, why didn't you realise I was talking to Scallywag when I said "put it in question form"?

Because I have scallywag on dickhead.

BADALEX, why do you have Scallywag on dickhead?

BADALEX, why do you have scallywag on dickhead?

Is it because he is black?

X-Post.

No, it's because he's a complete fucking idiot. Jesus, just look what he did with his AskBADALEX post.

I've rarely seen anyone fuck up something so simple.

Or am I thinking of the BADALEX says one? Well, it doesn't matter, he's a fuckwit either way.

haha - poor badalex

hey badalex
if you could be any of these birds what would you be and why?

A) EMU
B) Casowary
C) Pigeon
D) Penguin
E) Pelican

too many choices - you'll confused & muddle him

what a dumb cunt

badalex goes to university

do you know why the libs will win?

because badalex's parents will vote for john howard.

what are some good anti-masturbation techniques?

MattPheonix- Definitely not. But the forms have to be obeyed.

neopleurimasterdon- Deep wisdom and understanding are good.

do you believe in karma BADALEX?

BADALEX

being well aware of your superior knowledge of super heroes, please elucidate on the follow conundrum:

the first Superman with Christopher Reeve, Tim Burton’s Batman Returns and Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man were all good, entertaining films. but is there anywhere left to go? the respective plots of these films are now like old friends: 1) a hero who is one thing by day and another by night. 2) a svelte and lovely lady assistant who has no idea. 3) an evil nemesis always intent on global domination (‘first, you; next, the world!’). my dilemma is that I can stay at home and see old friends. i don’t know that i want to watch them on the silver screen. your thoughts?

Peter

BADALEX

i share office space with a small firm of chartered accountants. for reasons i find continually baffling, two of the bean counter Johnnies seem to think it perfectly reasonable to flush inappropriate objects down the loo. things such as crisp packets (empty, Samboy, Tomato fizz or something), fag ends and half eaten apples often appear lurking in the otherwise clear water. the situation is getting out of hand as both i and co-tenants book appointments to interview potential clients at the space. some clients are elderly, while others, namely the remainder, are understandably reluctant to use the brush to push the offending object downwards.

i propose installing a sign tomorrow that states: please don't flush anything down the lavatory that you have not eaten first.

pretty shrewd, what? i mean, it should solve the dilemma, yes?

Peter

Peter- I tend to be of the opinion that it's the story, the director, the actors and the execution that dictates how I feel about it. There's no reason why it can't be done well, regardless of how often that isn't the case.

Peter- No, not very shrewd. No, probably won't solve the dilemma like you think it will.

BA, what going on here? I though you'd be all over it

BADALEX

a business acquaintance likes nothing more than to tease me. he recently purchased a garden gnome for the garden at his country property and when visitors look at it askance, he claims that I was the donor so he cannot remove it. should I feel pleased to be the supposed donor of a retro chic item or should I seek revenge by giving the gnome a Facebook page where he tells tall tales from the garden? my personal views on his teasing are that it is nothing short of passive-aggressive behaviour. however i am steadfastly determined to remain the preux chevalier in this situation despite the scoundrel being anything but preux.

what-ho?

Peter

...he's gone.

drained his own chi...

drinking his own chi....

Craiogenicaly freezing his own chi for future use.

Alex, are you posing as a tattoo artist in Bournemouth?

Badalex,

Why does the Big Day Out lineup seem to get worse every year?

secondly, why do people (ok, my friends) continue to be excited about it, given the first question?

Teapot

BADALEX isnt coming back...he said so ...and that makes me sad cause i aint gonna get no ''question form only cockneck'' outa him

MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo said 1 hour ago: >

BADALEX isnt coming back..>

does anyone really believe that? its only a matter of time..

isn't comng back eh/ now on faster/louder? big day out forum?

Is it still really m&n without BA logging in and calling people cockneck every day? I've only just realised he's gone.

crais

bump

pretty good final post...

All good things come to an end I think.
And this place has become just a little bit boring.
So, fuck it.