devilwillride said about 2 years ago or at 11:47PM on Thursday, November 26 2009 in chat
Any Jewish owners of the Shure Beta 57?
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this is how i wish my microphone was
stolen gag alert!
The one on the left is when I'm aroused.
most of it is hidden.
Trust you to post in this thread, jackass.
Gary Glitter used a mic like that.
probably the kids to.
I wonder who'll post a contact mic.
on the left.
My wang is waterproof and attracts the attention of dugongs
ESPECIALLY the sprinkles
Finally got the fucking joke (typical Australians) about the way Rode name their microphones. Rode NT-1, NT-2... RodeNT... Rodent. Huhuhu.
can't believe nobody said akg c12
I'm gender jacking this thread because clits are pretty much internal peenies in terms of the structure of the nervous system
LDC baby
Oops! Wrong thread!
what are the benefits of a multi-pattern penis
surely you'd most often just have it set to cardioid anyway.
Butterfly clit? Interesting.
Oooh, unfortunate.
It's really good for rear rejection.
Yeah, the Neumann U47 is a good choice. Really rewards strong vocal technique.
''It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. You'll love it.''
''With leather?''
hahaha
yep. and bi-directional (or figure 8) is the one you want for good response front and back with excellent rejection from the sides. handy on footy trips.
zing!
PEDOPHONE!
is creepy.
She looks like an old lady trapped in a little girl's body.
like Bindi Irwin.
She looks like an old lady trapped in a little girl's body... like Bindi Irwin.