I am thinking that I am going to have to scratch my perineum to relive an itch. At want point does this become an act of self pleasuring rather than relief? Is anyone here an authority on Perineums? Thankyou M&Ners.
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wear boxers.
good band name.
Cut your nails first
I think the moment you relieve the itch, but continue, you're just pleasuring yourself. It's a fine line.
I wanna see this as the ''secret show'' persona of HYS!
remind me not to shake yr hand tonight, loochie.
Wearing the sequinned g-string again today, looch?
Hmm thanks everyone. About to catch a plane and it certainly is an issue. If the itch returns midflight then this presents a whole new set of problems. Being rather tall I fear I may not be able thrust my hips forward enough in my seat to be able to access my perineum. What will the air attendant think if he/she is delivering my usual Jetstar dining option of Sparking Aust Wine with Salt and Vinegar Pringles just as as I manage to lay my finger on said itchy spot.... hmmm?
ha - that was Trock Blockster !
anonymous said 41 minutes ago:
good band name.
Nah
don't scratch.
Do that thing that dogs do where they put their hind legs in the air then drag themselves across the ground using their front paws.
It's back !
the best thing for an itch is more cowbell
I reckon this is wwhat Rogers was singing about in Purple Sneakers.
Yep, wwhat.