I think they're great.
You know, the way they all wink at you a bit differently.
Some are dry as a bone,
Some are silky smooth.
Some smell like sushi,
Some smell like booze.
Mostly, they're pretty good.
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Vaginas are cool.
thank god for fleshlights
'V' word gets girls suspended
From correspondents in New York
March 09, 2007 10:17am
Article from: Agence France-Presse
THREE US students were suspended from school for uttering the word "vagina" during a reading from the well-known feminist play The Vagina Monologues at a high school forum.
The three 16-year-old girls received a one-day suspension from John Jay High School, in New York, after refusing to agree to drop the word from their presentation last Friday.
But the school said this week that it was postponing the suspension following outrage by some of the girl's peers as well as parents.
Eve Ensler, the author of The Vagina Monologues said she called the girls to express support and planned to speak at the school about the controversy.
"This (episode) is utterly bizarre and strange and I can't believe it's 2007 and this is a controversy,'' Ensler said.
"It's insane. There is the issue of censorship ..., the issue of having an open-mike evening and telling people what they can and cannot say, and there is the issue of vagina and why that's a scary word.''
School principal Rich Leprine said the punishment meted out to the students was not for using the word vagina but rather for insubordination.
"When a student is told by faculty members not to present specified material because of the composition of the audience and they agree to do so, it is expected that the commitment will be honored and the directive will be followed,'' Mr Leprine said.
"When a student chooses not to follow the directive, consequences follow.''
Elan Stahl, one of the three students, said the girls were not looking to challenge the school during their performance but felt frustrated that officials would ask them to censor the play.
"Our aim was not to get in trouble,'' she said.
"We want to put the word out there and make people comfortable with using it. If they can just admit that the word vagina shouldn't have been censored because it's not lewd or obscene ... then that apology would be gladly accepted,'' she said.
I could maybe understand a one day suspension if they did the Cunt part... but Vagina?
They should have used the word "willy woompa". It's officially sanctioned by my conservative father as describing genitals of all descriptions, so it must be ok.
poop
*School principal Rich Leprine said the punishment meted out to the students was not for using the word vagina but rather for insubordination.
"When a student is told by faculty members not to present specified material because of the composition of the audience and they agree to do so, it is expected that the commitment will be honored and the directive will be followed,'' Mr Leprine said.
"When a student chooses not to follow the directive, consequences follow.''*
what a CUNT. this is what i hated about school - fuckwits like that speaking doublespeak - the kids are being punished for their failure to honour a commitment? after being forced to make that "commitment" in order to be allowed to present?
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I may as well back it up with a bit of slitbumpage
Is that a bracelet above? That is rad!
wetup!
Friend of mine has that book.
Most of them are far to abstract to decipher. Look like weird flowers and stuff.
That's good.
Friend of mine has that book.
Most of them are far to abstract to decipher. Look like weird flowers and stuff.
The title of the book on the other hand...
Nice work paulie.
However, I've never come across a bone dry vagina.
Ever.
it would hardly be bone dry after it was come across...
However, I've never come across a bone dry vagina.
Ever.
vaginas don't make you come?
Idiot. Never across a BONE DRY vagina.
oh, thanks for the clarification, man. totally misconstrued your post. silly me.
go to bed.
You wouldn't have needed clarification if you learnt to read!
BAM.
I still like that doors line ' her cunt greeted me like a warm friendly hand'
BAM.
rebuttal of the year, surely.
i hate vaginas, they're rubbish.
vaginas are pretty awesome! but i have had to stop seeing a girl because hers wasnt quite right.
oooh yea,she had one of those BIG vaginas didnt she? with the over cooked yet not quite burnt bacon rasher flaps?
I was in love with this chick for years and finally got her into the sack ...she had the weirdest vagina ever...it was almost a little scary...actually it was
did it have teeth?
cos those ones really are scarey.
It just looked scary....i still muched on it for an hour or two though...damned be me if a weird vag ever gets between me and some booty time.
did it taste as bad as it looked?
nah was actually quite a pleasant tasting beaver... i have encountered one that actually made me retch before..i just added alot more saliva and tried to gobble the stench away...