Sometimes, you've just got to have Guts.

Wrong kind of guts toadphoney, wrong kind.

More like this.

Sometimes, you've just got to have guts that look like a ball bag.

Yeah, dude? You've gone horribly fucking wrong. This isn't news. Personally, I think it's because your parents didn't beat you hard enough and you didn't get into steak, pushups and Space Marines early enough...hard to say really.

Obesity is way cooler than space marines.

Look at ricky may. Darryl Sommers cried when he died.

I've never know Daryl to get rattled about space mariners.

Dude. Guts is kind of...you know. Totally fucking epic and everything. Just one of those things that comes along every so often that you just sit there and think ''Holy fuck. That was awesome. That still is awesome. Maybe, maybe...just maybe with things like this in the world, humanity doesn't deserve to die. Just maybe.''

I don't know mang, I was hoping you'd realise that and drop some respect. I guess what I'm saying here is that I'm disappointed in ya dawg. Not that I'm anrgy mind, I just thought that maybe you would have used better judgement you know?

Eating 22 pies is pretty epic.

Yeah, this isn't really what I'd call better judgement. You're like the fat kid Dethklok adopts in the mistaken belief it would give them a tax break to me right now. That's how I see you.

I don't think I can look at you right now. I'm going home. That, and it's fucking late.

You couldn't look at me anyway. I'm wearing my internet outfit - which is a doona I dyed black and an special mask.

It looks like Pepe Le Pew mistook him for a sexy lady skunk and made beautiful love to him right in the eye.

Whether humanity deserves to die, or not, it will happen anyway.

All your guts are belong to us.

Wrong Modi. Men like Guts will arrive and save us with ridiculously oversized swords while everyone stands around and says ''HAAAAAAAAAAA! So strong!'' and other Japanese sayings that translate oddly at best.

Is this thread about how BADALEX has turned into a fatty fatty boombah?

No you fucking idiot. This is a thread about Guts from the awesomely fuck bastard amazing epic Beserk!

And then chats were heaps gay as usual.

Stop being so fat Zaphod. No one likes you when you're fat.

No one likes you when you're fat.

Not true. Lenny Henry might.

That ballsack lady gut is amazing. I wonder if she tries to disguise it as a pregnancy.

This thread just inspired a glorious five minute Google image search of gay bears.

Bah, chats don't know where it's at. Guts does though.

Sometimes you've just got to have gunts.

Sad

Missing your old sparring partner, toadie?

Just reflecting on how sad he'd become towards the end.

Don't you have a gig of music to focus on?

:(