HOW DO YOU CHANGE YOUR USERNAME?

You kent.

There used to be a paralell internet-universe where you could do it, but that's gone now.

stick your penis in this hole right over here sir...

I was deciding between 'RubyTuesday' 'SallyCinnamon' 'SallySimpson' 'MrsWalker' and 'Lucydiamond' when I signed up.

Still not sure that I made the right choice.

I much prefer Constance Little to annehelena, glad I changed it.

Its pretty simple. You have to PM five elders of the internet, stating your case for a name change. Upon acceptance, you then need to request form nine b from Helmüt Shnatzt (whole internet secretary). His email address is secretary@internet.net.

Complete form 9b and submit to Internet headquarters (it is in Hobart, you can get the postal details on form 9b itself) with a money order for $AU8 dollars and the bar code from the box your CPU came in.

Then you wait.