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I'm so horny I could...

I am Damo Suzuki  said about 4 years ago  or at  11:51AM on Thursday, August 27 2009 in stupidity

...have sex with a Xavier Rudd fan.


postergirl  said about 4 years ago:

But would you have sex with Xavier Rudd himself? That's the real test, let's face it.


Charles Dumar  said about 4 years ago:

Or Kevin Rudd?


I am Damo Suzuki  said about 4 years ago:

im so horny i could fuck xavier rudds didjeridoo


postergirl  said about 4 years ago:

Or a threesome with Kevin Rudd and his wife?


Charles Dumar  said about 4 years ago:

postergirl said 2 minutes ago:
Or a threesome with Kevin Rudd and his wife?

vomits a little


postergirl  said about 4 years ago:

Hey, Therese is looking pretty good these days!


shaun  said about 4 years ago:

I bet most people on this forum would not turn down a threesome with Krudd and Therese.


Charles Dumar  said about 4 years ago:

If I'm being honest... I probably wouldn't either.


djbollocks  said about 4 years ago:

I think I could safely pass on that one.

Now a threesome with Tony Abbott and Penny Wong on the other hand...


CaptainFez  said about 4 years ago:

I bet most people on this forum would not turn down a threesome with Krudd and Therese.

Sorry, I'm busy that night. Belt-sanding my genitals.


black wasp!  said about 4 years ago:


Jacky_Chiles  said about 4 years ago:

I could shag my own leg today!


zeroman  said about 4 years ago:

Marry a penguin.


Charles Dumar  said about 4 years ago:


liamsnice  said about 4 years ago:

kevin rudd would be so bossy in the sack.


Charles Dumar  said about 4 years ago:

liamsnice said 19 minutes ago:
kevin rudd would be so bossy in the sack.

I think you mean ''is''...


untold/animals  said about 4 years ago:

I'm so horny I could masturbate in bed before rolling over and crying with my genitals in my hand.


kickcat  said about 4 years ago:

i am so glAD! i have finally found someone to shag..OMG... but i would never have sex with xavier rudd.


Peter  said about 4 years ago:

i still haven't found someone to shag. but fortunately i am not shagging Xavier Rudd.


black wasp!  said about 4 years ago:

I'm so horny I could fuck a fuck.


Mentalist  said about 4 years ago:

Xavier Rudd on par with John Butler


black wasp!  said about 4 years ago:

I'M SO HORNY I COULD FUCK FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS HMMMMMM


madirishchef  said about 4 years ago:

I just did....


TagoMago  said about 4 years ago:

I'm so horny I could masturbate in bed before rolling over and crying with my genitals in my hand.

This is me several times everyday day.


Lilo  said about 4 years ago:

I'd have a threesome with Xavier Rudd and John Butler..


djblxs  said about 4 years ago:


I'm so horny I could have sex with both these women at the same time.


TagoMago  said about 4 years ago:

the one on the right is alright.


coolestjerk  said about 4 years ago:

...I could stare at John Dillinger's boner all night


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 4 years ago:

Im so horny i could get a dog to lick honey off my nuts while i spank it ...again... just kidding im not horny at the moment i just wacked off


djblxs  said about 4 years ago:

You are a masturbation machine Matt.


80085  said about 2 years ago:

I don't think Kevin rudd would be the worst option.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

Yeah.


Digital  said about 2 years ago:

Kevin Rudd shows off his world famous ''cupping'' technique used to soften international relations.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

And his racist face.


ghoti-max  said about 2 years ago:

untold/animals said 19 seconds ago: And his racist face.

''Hoooorrrrrr, meeeso hornee!''


Aleph  said about 2 years ago:

That's just a typical hand gesture and facial expression you use when speaking choineze.


max bulk  said about 2 years ago:

Actually looks like he's doing the from-behind cup.

The lesser-known ''rusty bagpipe'' maneuver.


80085  said about 2 years ago:

The old four fingers trick. his hand would be glistening after that.


BigBoysSocks  said about 2 years ago:

Anyone here get a call from Bono today? Anyone get a call from Bill Gates? I did.

Fuck off Kevin, you fucking little one trick pony.


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