I for one am sick of all the negative threads about Alex on this discussion board.
Hasn't he told you?!
Alex is awesome. He's awesome at heaps of things. He's awesome at heaps of things from varied disciplines, from many walks of life. If you don't believe him, it's probably just your jealousies talking.
This is a thread where we can list all the things Alex is awesome at. I'll start:
PHYSICS

FIGHTING ZOMBIES
COOKING RESTAURANT QUALITY MEALS
FILM MAKING
FUCKING
Yeah, those are all things I'm pretty good at.
CALLING PEOPLE 'LOLCOCK' AND 'COCKNECK'
MARTIAL ARTS
SPACE MARINES SOMETHING - I don't know wtf these are.
LIVING THE STUDENT LIFE
All totally good so far.
Zaphod- You could have said.
WORKING ANY CONVERSATION SEAMLESSLY AROUND TO SPACE MARINES WITHOUT EFFORT.
NOT HAVING A JOB.
BLAGGING ALCOHOL FROM HIS FRIENDS TO SATE HIS ADDICTION
MATHEMATICS.
PUTTING DEPRESSED PEOPLE IN THEIR PLACE.
shaun- Nah, they just give it up because they're my friends. But I do get PLENTY of free booze though.
FUCKING HIS MATE'S GIRLFRIEND BEHIND THEIR BACK.
BEING SHIT AT GETTING FUNDING
djbollocks- Nope. Never done that.
Modi- I think you're missing the spirit of the thread somewhat.
Not really. Dude's bang on.
PUSH UPS
MISTAKENLY PLURALIZING WORDS BY ADDING AN APOSTROPHE BEFORE THE FINAL S
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STARTING THREADS.
Sweet Jesus dude, settle down! Have you seen how nice a day it is? If I wasn't locked down doing science I wouldn't be on here.
REPEATING CATCH PHRASES IN THE HOPE THAT IT WILL SOUND FUNNIER THE SIXTH AND SEVENTH TIME AROUND.
TELLING THE INTERNET ABOUT RELAXATION.
Zaphod- Fuck you lolcock. I've been relaxin', then rockin, then drinkin! I'm gonna do some more drinkin' soon.
Outerspacefuckhead- Get fucked fuckhead.
CaptrainFez- Fucking A!
TELLING US ABOUT CONVERSATIONS WITH HIS PARENTS
REPEATING CATCH PHRASES IN THE HOPE THAT IT WILL SOUND FUNNIER THE EIGHTH AND NINTH TIME AROUND.
Outerpsace...you fucking suck. There's nothing funny about it, you're just one dull motherfucking knobwrench.
REPEATING CATCH PHRASES IN THE HOPE THAT IT WILL SOUND FUNNIER THE NINTH AND TENTH TIME AROUND.
Keep it up you vomit eating shithound.
REPEATING CATCH PHRASES IN THE HOPE THAT IT WILL SOUND FUNNIER THE TENTH AND ELEVENTH TIME AROUND.
NOT UNDERSTANDING WOMEN, 'COS THEY'RE FUCKED UP. AMIRITE? EH? EH?
outerspace- Lay off the crack fuckwit.
CaptainFez- Sadly, no. No you're not.
IGNORING HILARIOUS THREADS
Fuck off hyperfail. I decide what is hilarious.
Nice.
whoosh
DRINKING THE FREE BOOZE AT UNIVERSITY
Damn straight Constance Little, damn straight.
HAVING DREAMS WHERE HE STANDS ALONE, AND WINS, AGAINST HORDES.