domestic goddess? meh

oooh. I wish I could see it. I didn't know.

is she still on australian television? haven't seen her in ages.

is she only shot from the waist up in this one too?

Wonky was very excited about this when it was on.

It was throwaway daytime TV - surprised it made it outside the UK

is this on normal australian television? or is this some pay tv only thing? more details please. i wanna see!

It's not a Nigella thread without a pic. Sheesh, she'd never be handed a radio show.

she interviews people parkinson style on cream couches, sister. the back drop of the set, and this is the bit that shat me, has window display cases of high heeled shoes, then there's another section with what seemed to be a framed print of laura ashley wall paper which is next to another window display of handbags. she has a low set wooden coffee table with a corn flower blue ceramic bowl (probably from nigella's homeware range) filled with cherries. she is obsessed with cherries. none of her guests ate them - probably because they had nowhere to dispose of the pips. that's shit hosting sister, whichever way you look at it.

they talked about some 28 year old bloke who went to live in a retirement village.

then she bought a shrink in for the serious segment but she didn't interview her on the couch. she interviewed her in the serious section where the back drop of the set was books, lots and lots of books.

then she made some crap instant coffee dessert and everyone went ape shit.

when she was sitting in her interview chair, her legs were arranged in a slatternly fashion - like, i am a sexy stylish woman but it's my show so i'm going to criss cross and uncross my legs and suck my fingers. fuck off.

has she got an arse the size of wales?

was this on cable?

when she was sitting in her interview chair, her legs were arranged in a slatternly fashion - like, i am a sexy stylish woman but it's my show so i'm going to criss cross and uncross my legs and suck my fingers.

Sounds most uncouth.

Do you have pictures?

TBB
ITV Nigella show page

"has she got an arse the size of wales?"

We want answers!!

The first pic certainly suggests that this is the case. I have one of her books, but i don't really get it: slabs of ham marinated in coke? fack awf!!

massive arse, ox.

massive.

you'll never see a photo of the arse.

she maintains very strict control of camera angles.

i just can't see the appeal of nigella - she's like a pommy slapper bar maid ~ freshen ya piant guvna!!

i saw it last night. you couldn't miss it. it's as big as a barn yard door. but that's ok, i have no issue with her womanly figure and massive cans. she has a womanly body and she knows how to dress herself. last night she was wearing a corn flower blue dress and a little red cardy and red high heels.

whenever the show cuts to a new segment or an ad there is this DINK DINK DINK music. like DINK 50s COCKTAIL DINK HOUR EVERYBODY DINK LIPSTICK AIR KISS LIPSTICK DINK.

there's some 50s movie which i can't remember the name of where the main character sits on her bed which looks like a toilet doily and she sings about how much she loves being a girl. could have been debbie reynolds. i'll google it. anyway, nigella's talk show has that feel.

less pffffts, more pics.

adds thread to wankbank

Has anyone mentioned that she's the daughter of one of the architects of Thatcherism and is married to the guy who ran advertising campaigns for Thatcher? And that her first big job in journalism she got when she crossed the picket line at a Murdoch newspaper to replace someone who was fired while on strike? I'm all for a variety of body types in the media and so on, but perhaps she's just a poster girl for upper class gluttony.

Yep
Let's blame children for their parents
Good plan

Well she seems quite happy to host a launch for her father's climate-change-skeptic book.

So did you find this forum while Googling Nigel(la) Lawson then?

No I didn't, smarty pants.

nigella has just finished making bread and butter pudding with brown bread. she said bread and butter pudding isn't very fashionable anymore. now her sister is bending over the stove top.

sickening shit.

on foxtel. if you don't have foxtel you will have to watch something else.

The Delicious Miss Dahl takes a fairly large slice of inspiration from dear Nige, but oh my... um... is it hot in here?

I like the Twinings Ad.
Like her accent.

The Delicious Miss Dahl takes a fairly large slice of inspiration from dear Nige, but oh my... um... is it hot in here?

YAY, MORE UNIMAGINATIVE DESSERTS CENTERED AROUND CREAM, SUGAR AND CHOCOLATE!

Fucking yawnfest. Sexy woman though.

shit chopper

im just going to lean over the pot in my low cut dress.

http://www.notquitenigella.com/

haw haw haw

then cue some wistful music and some leafy garden shots. oh, fuck off!