Fuck it... I'm gonna lay it all out there.

I used to do Eskimo Joe's website.

i snogged the guitarist from nine inch nails.

And here I was thinking that Eskimo Joe website thing was going to be hard to top...

lame claims to fame only, pants.

and what's yours goldfoot?

I might even be able to top it myself...

I was on the intro to Super Request for a year.

Snap. I had a pretty boring adolescence 1000kms from the closest capital city. It made me feel as though I was connected to the rest of the country.

and what's yours goldfoot?

The spelling in the thread title, perhaps?

This post is mine.

I called Michael Tunn a cunt on air once.

ha ha - what for __v?

It was when he was doing the request show, we requested ''can your pussy do the dog'' by The Cramps and when he said ''give us a jay!'' we all shouted (as prearranged) GET FUCKED YA CUNT.

Subversive activity from drunk teenagers in Westmead!

I think they faded the song up so it was a bit muffled, but I still claim the point.

i quite liked tunny he was good on request fest

I realised the other day that Rosie has been doing that show for over 10 years. Crazy.

1. I drank Matt ''The Tube'' Crowley's Bile during the audience participation bit of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow

2. I was on a 'Recovery' vox pop about Fugazi and all ages shows

3. i'll think of some more later

and what's yours goldfoot?

Moby once asked me to play a Guns'n'Roses song when I was DJing.

i have an uber lame claim to fame. So lame that I'm not game to write it here.

I called Michael Tunn a cunt on air once.

He once gave me the eye in the bathrooms at the LATW the Living End did. Hrm. Hawaiian shirts must have a code I don't know about.

Also, I was in a photoshoot for one of those advice columns for That's Life. The joys of working in the mailroom.

i have probably posted mine before being the self aggrandising cunt i am

i'll think of some more later

Yeah. I reckon I've got a pretty good little inventory of lame anecdotes to bore the grandkids with.

I was an extra in the acclaimed Nick Giannopoulos film, The Wogboy.

My boobs were in Cosmo magazine.

Once while walking through David Jones in the 90's, Monica Tropaga was singing some jazz instore. As my mates and i (who had our backpacks on) were passing by, she came over to me and placed a gloved finger on my nose and purred ''you boys have been to day school...I'll take you to night school.''

I'm two degrees from Stalin and Hitler.

I touched Iggy Pop's hair

Stevo from Area-7 yelled at me from the stage because I kept hollering the same request between every song

Kim Nekroman from Nekromantix yelled at me when I snuck into his dressing room

My Auntie played harp for Jethro Tull

Jedd Star left the bass amp used on Carly Simons hit ''Your So Vain'' in the boot of my car which was towed away from outside Centrelink in High St Windsor never to be seen again in 2001.

SallySimpson said 30 minutes ago:
I'm two degrees from Stalin and Hitler.

I call bullshit!

I gave Richard Gill a wristy in a toilet cubicle at Flinders St Station.

I call bullshit!

I'm no mathematician (or whatever decides degrees) but if my father met Churchill, and I met my father (obviously) how many degrees away am I from them. A stretch, but whatevz...

Does that mean we're now three degrees away from stalin and hitler because we're talking to you?

Probably. Jump on that band wagon, my friend. This is the Lame Claim To Fame thread.

My father was Winston Churchill's vet.

Now I think about it, my Dad was the Queen's vet. Well, the corgis rather than her.
And only in the summer months when she/ they were staying at Balmoral Castle

I had sex with a vet that met a dog which was once owned by Ryan Adams

Morris, it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to say that you dated Ryan Adams.

I once had a jam with a guy who once played in a band with a drummer who played guitar sometimes on tour for Besnard Lakes. My friends at Meredith last year loved that story.

• golden plains, this year

When we were 13 me and my mate went to Countdown (1976/7) and saw the saints mime i'm stranded.I was gutted when i realised the amps were just props. And impressed by the size of Chris Bailey.He sat on the edge of the stage, from the side he looked like a pyramid.

SallySimpson said 2 hours ago:

My father was Winston Churchill's vet.

Something something something amusing ''Black Dog'? (laughs to self)

I keep reading the title of this thread as ''Liam claim to fame''.

All I can think of is the time I stole some of Liam Finn's beer.

i lived with a guy once that was certain he'd been abducted by aliens. this was in epping. most of his friends carried steak knives as weapons. he was their hero.

my brother won on an episode of double dare

my brother won on an episode of double dare

awesome band name.