Chief Bromden said about 2 years ago or at 3:09PM on Thursday, July 16 2009 in classifieds
man, there's some serious fucked up shit going on out there these days, you just gotta be in the wrong place at the wrong time and some cunt will fucken glass ya in the face or smash your skull open until your dead. Chill the fuck down would you all you agro mother fucken cunce out there....(M&N is a haven for agro bogans, dont you know it..)
ICE ICE, BABY!
its the gfc man.
so, you've attended an afl match. congratulations.
Massive guy on a daytime tram: ''UGGGHHH!'' *teeth clenched as well as his fists looking me in the eyes
Me: ''Pardon?''
MGOADT: ''TAKE A SEAT, MOTHER FUCKER, OR I'LL SMASH YA!''
Me: ''I'm....I'm....I'm waiting to buy a ticket.....''
MGOADT: ''UGGGGGH!'' Pushes me to a seat and walks up and down the tram for about 10mins.
Scared the shit out of me.
but that'll be mean streets of east melbourne or docklands or geelong.
i blame society (yes the restaurant on bourke st)
x-post
Hey, don't drag Geelong into this...
glasses anon
I'm no wowser, but people are getting away with this shit, too - one area where I'm all for the harshest possible sentences. Beat the shit out of someone should be, at least, 5 years in the slammer. Fuck them.
Wowser?
glasses hatts, then self
a person i know of got glassed at the town hall hotel a couple months back. glassed at the mother fucken townie! whats goin on? if those cunce wanna glass each other at QBH and the like, then go nuts. But for fucks sake, keep it out of the likes of the Townie.
slams Charles's head into the gutter and starts pounding with fists
At least Robert Doyle will take out the bad street performers.
Call me idealistic, but I'd like to be able to go about my daily business without being punched in the face.
Vulgar business, this.
...That's hot...
Wait... what?
Pounding isn't always a good word!
Johnny Boy will fix this shit!
It's obvious we need guns to protect ourselves. And then more guns to protects us from the more guns.
Rejection…
I'm sure you're used to that by now, Charles.
walks off, cleaning fingernails with flick knife
all of you are too tough. where are the flowers and good times? te mary jane and simple love be-ins of yore?
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FINALLY
proud_vegan
Chap had his throat slashed on Brunswick St - not cool.
what bar ws it?
Not named in article.
at a guess, first floor?
Photo of police tape looks like black pearl/libation area.
Out front of Cape Live. Some Old Bar regulars were first on the scene to help the poor dude apparently. Truly fucked.
Shot fired on Victoria St.
ferntree gully, home of troublemakers.
I had my car broken into Saturday night. They busted my locks and stole some old leafy bush bud that had been in the glove box all summer. Jokes on them really because that stuff will be like smoking dry horse shit.
the last time i had my car broken into (before it was eventually stolen and trashed) all they got was a first aid kit from 1956 and my dad's hunter s thompson-esque sunglasses
That sucks.
Wasn't really worth busting my locks for, I would have given that weed away.
Abduction attempt. Careful out there folks.
that's RIGHT near my house. scary shit.
But this could be any man in Fitzroy on a Friday night!
A friend of mine was assaulted walking along Royal Parade a couple of weeks ago. Dude approached her for a chat, then grabbed her by the head and put his hand over her mouth and tried to drag her down an alley. Watch out people, Melbourne's rough.
Melbourne isn't that rough. Shit happens all the time in places all across the world. We have it relatively good here.
Just be sensible
...yeah Melbs loves talking-up how dangerous it is
Try living in Cape Town or Johannesburg you pussies!!
People won't be happy until the world is just like Mad Max.