Small talk thread

i like your shoes. where did you get them?

erm... Big W looks at ceiling

so... how about that 'game' ...

How's them Mets?

Sooooo...... do you like stuff?

Funny you should ask that...I do like stuff. Do you like stuff?

things.

It's my dick in a box.

i like your nipple

p.s drunk (small) talk is also allowed in this thread

So how about that local sporting team?

My dick in a box, babe.

Yes, that insert local sporting team here is going quite well this year...

Annehelena, genitalia in cardboard enclosures isn't really around the water-cooler small talk material...

Do you work out?

How much do yo press?

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ronny James Dio?

have you seen bull riding on one HD?

so, how's the job going?

Like, do you, I mean, like yeah? You know, um. Why, what are you doing? I. Huh.

I'm not doing much. Sooo, anywho...

Tell me... do you use timotea?

I don't know what it is. Should I? Do you?

yeahh.....

When's the next bus? Do you know? Oh, I see. Thanks.

hehe, oh yeah, right.

No, not yet, but I LOVE Hugo Weaving. Probably next weekend.

Haha. Um, we tried it once, you know, but it hurt a bit. Maybe, I don't know. More wine?

Oh, this? Thanks. Just from DJs- it was on sale. Yes, it's pure wool. I wasn't sure about the color at first, but now I love it.

It's the lemon juice, you've got to use fresh lemon juice.

No, not Foxtel- it's mostly rubbish. Just a set top box, though I want a Tivo.

But tax cuts for the rich make no sense! And yes, I voted for him. Anyone but Howard, you know.

Oh, I don't care- tennis is almost as dull as cricket.

the smallest i can mention is:

hey, Constance Little. are you from Adelaide or from anywhere in South Australia?

apologies for the insult if you are not and sorry to hear about it if you are. i mean, really sorry to hear about it...

Another swedish meatball, Peter?

OK, meet me in the upstairs bathroom. Give me two minutes. Go, go, I'll be there.

I think she had the curtains made to match the sofa. Gorgeous, aren't they?

Oh, but the kid looks nothing like him! ssh, shh.

so that's a no. good, it was important to establish your provincial background.

Well, when I had it, it was mild, really. I just stayed in bed, took some Panadol.

Oh, no, not for me. It looks delicious, but I don't really like smoked fish.

One more drink and I'll be anybodies!

...and so then I said - ''...hey! not if you wear leather pants!''.
I gosh I had them in stitches.

ha, good one.

Does anyone like the Human League?

how's work going?

can you believe all this michael jackson palava? bizarre isn't the word!

i've got a discolouration on my lip, what do you think it is?

what type of phone you using these days?

Yeah, but really, they can't any worse than Connex. Pass those Barbecue Shapes, could you?

So... keeping busy?

what's your favourite thread? i really like the small talk one.