Weird situations.

wot?

Hi Badalex.

Thanks for posting those otter pics the other day.

Also, I think you should wash your socks more or you're going to get foot disease.

new socks are rad, but really need to be washed before use to. I bought some socks traveling once and wore them without washing first... they make your feet sweat more and you get all the fluff between your toes, as well as the dye depending on quality of sock.

I only have three pairs of socks. I should get some more.

McGauz- Those are all number theory references. Which I've been doing a lot of and really, it's pretty fucking weird. I won't even going into how much weird maths is dribbling out of my mouth in general conversation at the moment.

Holy fuck, you should have seen me in the corridor today...whooo.

fethehellcat- How, exactly, does that relate to getting me drunk stat?

It doesn't.

Those are all number theory references

guessed that, but goes over my head. But I know exactly what you mean when you start seeing shit everywhere once you're reading up on it etc. I did a road trip last year and had some freaky ''coincidences'' that were oft-recurring, like hearing a lyric one second, looking up the very next second and seeing a bus drive passed me on the opposite side of the road (coming at me) with those very words in its ''destination'' box. My eyes went wide as saucers. But I smiled.

Then you have missed the point and you make otters cry.

This otter is crying because of you missing the point.

So is this one.

But this one? This one just wants to know why fe, WHY?

McGauz- Well, I'm not exactly ''seeing shit'', it was always there, no my take on it is a little different, that's all.

but you don't think because of you new awareness of the fact it IS there that there are more cases of.. call it synchronicity?

Well, in this case, no, not really. You should remember though, I'm Jedi remember.

I walk in harmony with the way and shit like that.

The point, is there's a thread with scores 311 254

So I was kind of seeing it in Legendre symbol terms as

254
311

And I went, sweet, 311 is prime congruent to.....what the fuck...

Quite possibly the most boring thread you have ever posted. And that's saying something.

This is not a weird situation, by the way, it's a mildly unusual state of mind.

A weird situation would be if your nerdy over-analysis was caused by coming in contact with an alien energy source caught in your old jacket.

Haha, otters are cool.

Otters rule. The one yawning with his paws over his ears is the best.

This thread would benefit from more otters.

also more mathematical theory.

In fact if you could get the otters to do the mathematical theory I think it would pretty much be the best thread ever.

nyx, i love the way you think.

Modi- No, no. It was fairly weird.

shaun- Indeed they are.

Judydickslap- No, the one asking why is the best.

nyx- I concur on both accounts.

Or maybe:

Thanks a fucking bunch JRB, really.

Still, Nash was kind of instrumental in preventing the cold war becoming nuclear hot, so he wasn't all bad.

you aint on acid. shut up. stop pretending to be one of us.

i like nashy pears

a 'seer'

bullshit.

BUT..you are on the right track BA..

enlightenment is not cheap. good luck.

That's some awesome otters.

More baby otters, less Michael Jackson, please!

Fuck off old angelic knobwrench.

Don't speak about things you don't understand you damn failboat fucking loon hound.

fool. you missed my next post. go to the thread. be calm now young man. it's ok.

You're the fool. So shut the fuck up.

da FOOL!

omg! BA'S last otter was soooooooo gosh darn cute!

In fact if you could get the otters to do the mathematical theory I think it would pretty much be the best thread ever.

If I had a sidekick that was an otter who could do maths I would be an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.

Anyway, I love that this thread has become a thread about otters. But other than that, I'm pretty sure I'm going to regret bumping it once I press 'post comment'.

Unless, you know. You encountered a wolf or something. Then it would just eat your face and lick the otter and it would be all over.

Or...well, you know. Anything that didn't have an epic vulnerability to cute, and you're kind of fucked.

Although I did watch a sea otter getting up in a seal's grill last night and the seal fucked off, which I thought was a bit weird.

Excellent work JRB, excellent.

What if the wolf wanted a maths problem solved, where would it be then, huh?

Anyway, otters are quite fierce. Bitey bitey mean things.

LOOK! Otters like mathematics.

It would be well fed and possibly entering into discussion with the otter, but you?

You'd be wolf snakcs.

You need to be a little but more unstoppable before you run around claiming to be unstoppable you know.

I had just suggested that an otter could do maths. Do you think I may have been being a bit silly?

What? You think that having animal sidekicks with anthropomorphic qualities and talents and being an unstoppable force is something that can be taken lightly?

Do you think that is ground for humour?

I certainly hope not.

It's serious business.

Just ask He-Man and Battlecat.

RAAAARRRRRR!!!!

RAAAARRRRRR WE'RE OPENLY GAY TOGETHER!!

Oh bullshit. He-Man is NOT gay. He just happens to transform into the ultimate symbol of masculinity which threatens po-mo lolfags so they're only defense is to call him gay.

Pathetic.

He-Man stands for all that is good and true and manages to be both tough, smart and ultimately ethically good.

The exact opposite of post modernist fuckwits and PC vomit eaters which is they always try to take him down a peg, and fail miserably mind you.

Fisto however, is most definitely gay. As is Skeletor more likely than not.

But He-Man?

Be fucking serious. He's tapping both Teela AND the Sorceress. Which is a little bit sick and wrong from one perspective, but fucking awesome from another.

You sure are obsessed with the interpretation of childhood cartoons.

You sure are a complete fucking idiot.

Not enough of an idiot to base my life on an animated toy commercial.

You're more than enough of an idiot to think that's what He-Man is, and definitely more than enough of an idiot to think that if it was that I would.

Oh. Mattel owning the copyright not enough evidence it's a toy ad? Fair enough.

Just...shut the fuck up modi.

Seriously.

You reckon they would have made the cartoons if they didn't have toys to sell?

Just for it's artistic merit.

ultimate symbol of masculinity

Where do the hairy underpants fit?

Snugly on his hips, by the look of 'em.

Captainfez- Dude. Total barbarian style. Nothing says ''I just don't give a fuck, I'm that hardcore.'' Like wearing animal pelt around your loins.

See, take a look at modi. See him carrying on like a dickhead because he's threatened by He-Man?

Just ask yourself if that's who you want to be like.

I was always more of a Man At Arms guy, myself.

Yes. A bunch of dickheads imitate something that's rad. This is nothing new.

Batman is still fucking rad despite retards like this guy.

Now here's a puppy because chat chicks loose their minds over cute shit for no apparent reason.

is it wierd thats my sisters first teenage love is coming to stay with me at my house for the weekend? he is like fifty million years old but stil..... hmmm