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dont ignore...ask me what happened

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Sorry. I'm a professional these days.

My fee for asking you what happened is fifty bucks per first five questions, then twenty for the next ten. After that it undergoes a reverse logarithim scale and becomes seventy dollars a question for each question after that.

hey matt long time no squeal. wanna come around?

what happened pheonixxoxoxox?

Yes I have.

It was the Marilyn Manson ''Antichrist Superstar'' tour....an old friend of mine and myself attended. Copious amounts of acid were consumed...

After the show we ended up at some party in one of those funny little goth clubs. The acid was really taking effect. Somehow or other my friend (who was quite deranged at the best of times) ended up making out with bassplayer Twiggy Ramirez. I ended up yelling at the pinball machine which I believe had stolen my identity.

She came over to inform me that she was going back to the hotel to fuck Twiggy and it was a dream come true and she was just going to the bathroom. I continued yelling at the pinball machine...

Suddenly there was a commotion. It seems in the interim between her going to the bathroom and returning to leave with Mr.Ramirez he'd found some other slut to entertain him. My friend became hysterical and we were both kicked out of the goth club (I don't know what I did excpet yell at a pinball machine). She didn't stop crying for probably cloer to 2 weeks. I think she's dead now.

True story.

This psycho bitch at my work has been busting my balls for the last three months.... she is the rudest person i have ever met by far, she is lazy, she is racist and she whines constantly... the other day she threatened my job because i refused to follow her command and waved her badge in my face saying ''see this badge...it says supervisor..that means i get to tell you what to do and you have to do it... if you dont like it you can go somewhere else.'' I thought to myself hmmm pulling rank eh... went to the office nd into the filling cabinet and called the head of food and beverage on his mobile and said we need to have a talk...he came down...i explained how retarded she is, how racist, how rude, how inept. He said hmm very interesting. She doesnt have long...soon she will be gone from paradise... hence the 4 hours of wailing... she had only just gotten her own private accomodation after waiting 9 months.. now she can get herself and airplane ticket.

Oh right. That one.

There's been quite a lot of fallout over Marilyn Manson and the band over the years in Sydney.

If you're talking about Sydney LaxCharisma and the girl is who I think it is, yes, she's dead.

If it's one of the other ones, then no, she's not.

Well. That makes sense.

Really...I'm PMing you about this Badalex.

MattPheonix...where possible, do not destroy the lives of others.

She like you, is human and dreams of beaches with golden sand.

There was a better way to handle this.

How would you feel if the head of food and beverage was told ''There's a guy who gets nude it's quite rude and not good for hygiene of food!''

Well, make with the PM then.

Done.

Dude she is a flat out psycho, she is vocally racist and rude to asians to the point that they are uncomfortable and looking scared. She is stealing from work. She has no respect for work or anyone else. Que semiveres metes.

Are you letting the head of food and beverage toast your chestnuts?

Stop being mean bumcheeks... im not going to sit by while some racist psycho gets to live in paradise when someone else whom actually appreciates it could take her place.

Dude, you could have said ''Hey, don't be racist to the Asians, they're kind of customers and everything.''

And then slipped her a lentgh to calm her down.

You really aren't in much of a position to talk about people having no respect for anyone else you know.

Sure, I can see where you're coming from, but you could have said ''Hey, try not being such a stupid racist whore.''

Then again, that means there's a job opening for me...so I can be your supervisior...

Sweet.

where is paradise? are you in hamilton island?

I wish I was.

Stupid fucking cunt bastard smart arse Matt Pheonixx.

how's your boss?

She was drug and alcohol tested at work because the night before work she was seen passing out at 7 different locations around the island...she came back negative to both much to the amazement of security and also had no visible signs of a hangover... chirpy bouncy little ball of energy that she is!

the head of food and beverage............

i fell like i'm watching the great movie casino!