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Funny metal band names

Ubu  said about 2 years ago  or at  1:54PM on Friday, April 17 2009 in stupidity

Cause they're so evil and stuff...

Rough Silk
Darkified
Pure Reason Revolution
Subway To Sally
Church Of Misery
Flashback Of Anger
Trigger The Bloodshed
Ignominious Incarceration
Coerced into Battle
Seven Steps to the Green Door
Symphonity
Elvenking
Dark At Dawn
Lecherous Nocturne
Underground Moon


nishiki  said about 2 years ago:

i find it hard to gauge the funnies because all metal has me in hysterics once i've had a few drinks.


oort  said about 2 years ago:

there's nothin' funny 'bout MANOWAR!


shaun  said about 2 years ago:

i find it hard to gauge the funnies because all metal has me in hysterics once i've had a few drinks.

you just don't get it, man. it's so evil and tr00 that you resort to laughter to protect your frail soul!


CaptainFez  said about 2 years ago:

STRONG TRUTH.


nishiki  said about 2 years ago:

does it count that i laugh so much that i'm in pain? PAIN, MAN.


wipey  said about 2 years ago:

7


poprocks96  said about 2 years ago:

Goblin Cock - are they metal?


tangy_zizzle  said about 2 years ago:

Demons and Wizards!


Ubu  said about 2 years ago:

ROUGH SILK!

Sounds like the band formed after The New Originals.


moke  said about 2 years ago:

Budgie is pretty funny metal name, but I gather they're a bit more prog. Cradle of Filth makes me laugh too.


tangy_zizzle  said about 2 years ago:

Flowing Tears and Withered Flowers (german goth metal)


shaun  said about 2 years ago:

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stately  said about 2 years ago:

There was this semi-parody metal band called LAWNMOWER DETH on Earache in the 90s.

Song titles such as 'Satan's Trampoline', 'Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower' and 'Sorrow (So Dark, So Scared)' kind of giving the game away to fabulous effect!


Goal attack  said about 2 years ago:

CONTRIVE is the best, it's so...honest.


shaun  said about 2 years ago:

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moke  said about 2 years ago:

A friend of mine was in a local band called Furious George. The same friend also came up with a name for a silly glam metal band - Sham Pain. Awesome funny name!


shaun  said about 2 years ago:

adamdmills  said about 2 years ago:

CaptainFez  said about 2 years ago:

Encyclopaedia Metallum should see you right. Includes entries for Aborted Jesus and THE POWERNUDE.

Awesome.


Ubu  said about 2 years ago:

Goat Semen


CaptainFez  said about 2 years ago:

Funcunt.

Cock-Knocker 666.

Nailshitter.

Decompose My Darling Daughter.


Bugsy.  said about 2 years ago:

psyatica - they are a pain the ass

halitosis- they obviously stink


JRB  said about 2 years ago:

there's nothin' funny 'bout MANOWAR!

Nothin'


c41  said about 2 years ago:

slothman  said about 2 years ago:

Anal Cunt


LaxCharisma  said about 2 years ago:

Cycle Sluts From Hell.


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