Shaving

I shave once a week. I'm fucking the system.

I used the same Gillette Mach 4 razor blade - very infrequently - for two years.

anarchist!

Mach Three. It's alllllllllll about the mach three.

Don't worry, I ploughed my small fortune of grocery savings straight back into socially destructive get-rich-quick schemes.

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Mach Three. It's alllllllllll about the mach three.

What's a shave? Grow a beard already you man-handled fucks.

Nah, fuck mach 3. Too much money for replacement blades.Replacement blades for the double edge razor are about 50cents. The double edged razor is also meant to give a much better shave.

Knerf, I growing a beard... on my ballsac, do you want to come around and see it sometime?

I thought anything over two blades actually hurt the skin?

Beardsack

Can't grow facial hair, rocking out.

Er...how the fuck is that a double edged razor exactly?

It's a straight razor you fucking spanner.

THIS is a double edged razor.

Here's the blade.

Here's what I use.

Kills orks AND gives an exceptionally close shave!

Cut throat razor, FTW

Yay! Modern science has taught us nothing! Let's all use technology from the days of the black plague!

Don't see why not paulie. Take say, a cup, mug, or glass.

If it ain't made of plastic...HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YOU'RE USING TECHNOLOGY FROM ROMAN TIMES!!!! ARGHHHG!! !HSIITHTIH!!!!

Get it?

I think the point is paulie, that modern technology may make the task easier/safer to complete but not better in terms of results.

i use a lightshaver.

i love watching boys shave.

sigh.

i use a lightshaver.

i use a punbeater

I use a cut throat. If you don't mind stopping, it's the best shave you'll ever have.

I get pretty spot-on results from my schick extreme, without running the risk of accidental decapitation. Just sayin'.

Er....you mean stropping right charles?

Anyway. You're all fucked. Mach Three. It's that simple. Best shave in town.

I've quit shaving, too time consuming. I just trim my facial hair with a beard trimmer, much easier.

Woops, stropping. Yes.

Anyway, cut throat shaving is awesome. And when you're done you can flip it out during fights comfortable in the knowledge you’re well groomed.

Mach threes are for hobos and lesbians.

Fuck you whore cunt.

Mach Three is the best shave around. The very pinnacle of shaving technology.

If you want to try and score some steampunk pussy by using a straight razor, fine.

But don't be acting all fancy and pretending that it's the 'best shave around' and bullshit like that when it takes a fuckload longer and really isn't that different.

I hate shaving.

(Those who know me can attest to this)

I always wonder if they couldn't possibly have found a better term than 'cut throat' for a sharp razor for shaving.

l have had bursts of shaving and then l remember why l hate shaving.
Facial hair rules (on blokes).

Posting in Judas Priest appreciation thread.

BADD MANN

I'm buying an electric razor. Futura!

Facial hair rules (on blokes).

Dependent on weight and undergraduate degree studied for.

If you want to try and score some steampunk pussy by using a straight razor, fine.

I have no idea what this means.

As I said, hobos and lesbians…

What are the hippy options for people who don't want to throw spent razors into landfill?

Aside from, y'know, never shaving.

Make razors arts.
Sell razors to killers who hide razor(blade)s on the bottom of their tongues...

you could resharpen and prolong the life of the razors, but you'd still have to dispose of them in the end... this post isn't all that helpful

If you want to prolong the life of regular razors bang the hair out as you go. Make sure they're hair free at the end of your shave. (general public announcement)