dear 'shiki,

soon! i've been doing that thing at work.... work. i'm not sure how i feel about this on a friday.

with a love that can only be expressed from one unrecognised micronation to another,
pelt sealandia huttriver

Dear brain

please somehow bring to the fore all that shorthand stuff i've been hurting you with for the past year at precisely noon tomorrow for the duration of the exam. It's only 45 minutes, and i do not consider this a big ask considering the benefits you will gain releasing endorphins upon a successful dictation.

Faithfully,
Timothy

Dear Tim_Marben,

You look very familiar....hmmmmm...

love,
mjw

Dear contracts,

Please finish writing and formatting yourselves. Come onnnnnn.

Brain hurtily,

Pelty

dear cake,

i think you're quite quite gone now.

sadly,

pie

Needs more angst. Maybe I'll have to provide some.

dear work

go do yourself

love crack

Dear Grand Pricks,

Drive your bogan cavalcade outta town and don't let me ever hear you round here again.

grumpily,
pg

Dear poster,

One word: SHENANIGANS!

Love,

JD

Dear JD,

Haha – I hope I am up to them. Let's take it step by step, just like New Kids on the Block.

Kisses,
pg

Dear pg,

Step one: we can have lots of fun...

JD

Dear JD,

Step two: there's so much we can do!

pg

Dear pg,

Step three: (in ridiculous falsetto) it's just you and meeeeee

JD

Dear JD,

Step four (in lower, more earnest tones): I can give you mo-oo-re

PG

Dear pg,

Step five: (demonstrating adequate vocal ability) don't you know that the time has arrived...

HUH!

JD

Dear MJW,

Can't think wheeeere you'd recognise me from

regards

Tomethy

Dear blank.

Sometimes it's best not to publish.

Modi.

dear life

you are full of surprises!

affectionately lovely x

Dear flight sales,

Way to happen when I don't have money to book the flights I need to book.

bah,

Pelty

Dear Things,

How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, IT'LL BE ANARCHY!

Kind Regards,

nyx

of of those thans should be an of.

Dear job,

Be mine!

Love, Lilo xoxo

Dear Lilo,

Don't fuck it up!

Lilo.

Dear foxy,

Glad to hear you're enjoying school and stuff! Can't wait to hear all about it over a beverage or seventy.

Love,

Dickslap

Dear Lilo,

WHAT JOB??!!

Curiously,

Dickslap

dear dickslap,

i am loving school so far. i'm the teachers pet because a) i kick arse at theory, work my arse off when we have to clean the kitchen, and haven't majorly fucked up any cooking and b) i'm the only one in the class that gets his dirty jokes.

beverage or 70 would be lovely.

soon, huh?

de.foxus

Dear foxy,

Hehe, sounds like me when I was at trade school. I wish you'd been in my class back then, we'd have had a fucking ball! Also, expect 80 per cent of the class to drop out by the end of the year.

Soon fo sho! Are you coming to the Digger launch at Yah Yah's on Thursday?

JD

Dear Judy,

Retail, in an organic grocery, peddling produce, vegan/veg stuff, meats, gluten free stuff, bulk beans/flours/grains, etc. Basically, I could do it standing on my head, while blindfolded.

It's my first interview since I got my last job 5 years ago so I'm terrified.

Lilo x

dear JD,

i hope to make it after work, but it looks like i'll miss your set. sad face.

ha, we would have been trouble with a capital T.

de.foxus

Dear foxy,

OMG TOTES TRUBBLE LOL!

Bah, no matter about missing our set, I doubt it'll be anything to write home about. We can still get our drink on afterwards. PARTAY!

JD

Dear Lilo,

Pfft, I'm sure you'll blitz it!

I'd like to peddle my own vegan produce. Fuck this job. OVER IT.

JD

dear kitty,

why do you keep spewing? is it cause you're a little fat head and eat too quickly?

cleaning up six piles of kitty spew at 9 in the morning is rank.

still love your fat gut though.
mumma.

Dear clothings,

You are a nuisance and I hate you.

no regards,

nyx

Dear nyx,

One word: NUDISM.

Regards,

Dickslap

Dear JudyDickslap,

Don't think I haven't considered it.

Regards,
nyx

Lilo said 1 hour ago:
Retail, in an organic grocery, peddling produce, vegan/veg stuff, meats, gluten free stuff, bulk beans/flours/grains, etc. Basically, I could do it standing on my head, while blindfolded.

Dear Lilo,
you should totes perform this trick in the interview.

de.foxus said 1 hour ago:
i am loving school so far. i'm the teachers pet because a) i kick arse at theory, work my arse off when we have to clean the kitchen, and haven't majorly fucked up any cooking and b) i'm the only one in the class that gets his dirty jokes.

Dear de.foxus,
It sounds awesome. If this world is all vegan (or at least vego) and there is lots of emplyment opps for veg*n kitchen staff, I will do it too!

Dear hyperfuzz,

PLZ CHECK YOUR FECKING TXT MSGS!

JD

Dear *Dear Thread*

STOP EATING POSTS, YOU FAT BASTARD!

ss

Dear Christine Nixon,

I don't care that you had a counter meal at the Met on Black Saturday. I went to the movies and saw Milk.

P.S I hope you got the steak or the corned beef.

Cheerio,
HHH

Dear 27th,

June June June June!!! Scary and exciting. I don't know what is going to happen and i hope it's all for the best.

anticipatingly yours,
LIR.