Oracle Developer Barbequeues.

the botanical.

want me to hook you up with my mum. she's loaded. she kind of looks like me too and don't think i haven't seen you look at me in a certain kind of way when you think i'm not looking.

i'll pm you her number.

you can get to me when i get my inheritance.

Royal South Yarra Lawn Tennis Club

Ok, I'll take your mum's number, thanks september.

I walk past the botanical quite often. I agree with you mountainman, there seems to be many ladies who lunch in that part of the woods. Lots of exercising people also.

I notice there are entire gangs of seemingly well-off women in certain venues, drinking wine together. It's a phenomenon which interests me.

the paris end?

you in the market for a sugar mamma, tangy?

there are dating agencies specifically for old millionaires to hookup with young attractive women, maybe you could set up something similar for loaded cougars.

you have to brush up on your new age jargon with the flakes who frequent the botanical. we used to live a block from there and those ladies live on a different mental stratosphere to everyone else.

i blame sex and the city.

these women should be at home having babies.

i am a loaded cougar in case anyone is interested.

I thought sugar mammas were called cougars. Or are they just older women who want a younger man to root, not older women who will buy younger men gifts and pay their rent, etc?

i am loaded from cougars in case anyone is interested.

that's what you meant to say, right loads?

cougars are more about the rooting and less about the cash, although they're usually cash secure. i think. at least, i can't imagine a cougar with cash problems.

This issue was explored with great sensitivity and humour in the french film 'Priceless', where Audrey Tatou plays a young gold digger with a heart of gold.

I heard.

I think cougars wear a lot of animal print and gold. That's what I imagine in my head.

also fethehellcat, i think cougars go for younger men because males of their own age have problems achieving and maintaining an erection, at least that is what i heard.

''Not now, I'm...too drunk''

This thread is not necessarily about rich older women. What about rich twentysomethings? Where do they learn the ways of the upper middle class lady/powersuit/cougar?

Ahh, I see September. Like in The Heartbreak Kid. Except not.

By the way, is Cameron Diaz a cougar?

Can somebody point me towards the antithesis of Samantha Brett? I want to read her column.

There's no way he could have extended his arms without touching me. I'd guess he was about 60-90cm away.

too close.

were you at the city baths?

because if you were then you were on his turf.

This was in Richmond. To be fair though, probably still his turf. They have old blokes kayak water polo on Monday nights you know.

oh god. do they all do their little roly poly things? that's the aquatic equivalent of a burnout.

I've never really paid enough attention, though I'm sure they could if they wanted to. They're a lot like old bloke hockey players if you've seen them. Beards etc.

another factor to consider is how crowded the changing rooms were.

if it was crammed in like sardines, then the extra closeness is somewhat understandable, but if the room was empty, it's definitely cause for concern.

like (i imagine) standing at the urinal next to someone when there's 5 free ones where they would not be next to anyone.

i know the sort, tangy. i was a lifeguard for 11 years.

re Jade Jagger me of course septie. I wish I knew you were also involved in this obscure fascination.

this is a very strange thread. i feel like i've walked into a surreal mashed up dream

how awesome is she, sister???

violet has a special spot for her as well.

This is the best thread in months.

How rich is Jade Jagger?

her house with the gold strippers pole in the bedroom is still for sale septie.

and she's just made a sexy video of her 13 and 16 year old daughters to advertise her new teen clothing line.

she's bad.

i don't think she's that rich tangy. her dad is mick jagger and he is a renowned tightwad.

but she does have a house in london and one in Ibizia.

For interests sakes, what's a male cougar called?
Maybe a ''lone wolf''?

a lone wolf is typically is someone who commits violent acts, but does so alone, outside of any command structure. I purchased a book at the central station in sydney by the same title Lone Wolf: True Stories of Spree Killers ...

september- The Red Skull. But then I smashed him good with my shield later on.

A better question would be...who hurt you? Who hurt all of you so badly that you have such desperation?

but she does have a house in london and one in Ibizia.

And a face to match her Hermes bag.

Anyone with a house in London and a house in Ibiza is rich enough!

i think she's beautiful. if i looked like jade jagger i wouldn't have come in to work today. i'd be standing on the corner of warrigal road and the nepean in the nude with an upturned hat at my feet. i reckon it'd only take me an hour to make what i'd need and then i'd hitch a ride to frankston and blow it all.

She is definitely hot.