When exes get plastic surgery and shitty tattoos.

They think they want to look different

Well. They acheive that. But not in a good way.

Friend told me an ex had had a lot of plastic surgery. I said ''Bullshit.'' Then I used google.

Ye fucking gads....

Was this an ex with whom you spent a long amount of time?

Months? Years?

Nah. Only a few months. Still. Sheeeeit.

Happened to an ex of mine. It was hard not to blurt out ''What have you done?'' when I bumped into her at the Tote. I thought she had a great body, but she obviously had self image problems.

Of course I misread the title to be about execs who have had the knife, imagining the board of directors checking each other's hairlines for visible scars in sideways glances at the AGM...

Badalex went out with Nicole Kidman?

you know what i find really creepy? thirtysomething undergrads with girly voices and delusions of grandeur who spend an inordinate amount of time sharing details of their personal life with people they repeatedly profess a deep hatred of via an internet message board.

bam

Yeah, I saw an ex with full sleeve tattoos not so long ago. She's gonna regret that in a year or two I just know it.

Nicole's Kid, man!

l'm sure he'll do it soon

statsbot- Exactly what I'm fucking talking about. Luckily for me, she and I don't really speak anymore.

Kez- Nah, just schtoinked her a couple of times. Fanta pants hotness, let me tell you.

Texaco- Ah. She probably succumbed the evils of Rockabilly or something. It happens.