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chromers ????????

liamsnice  said about 2 years ago  or at  4:40PM on Monday, February 23 2009 in chat

i just saw a dude with an awsome set of silver lips out the front of coles. why dont they go for a skin toned paint so it isnt so obvious? does the silver paint get you higher or is it a cheaper alternative? all the dudes on gertrude st are always covered in silver, i guess its nice and festive around the xmas period.


Block  said about 2 years ago:

Dunno.
I prefer glue myself.


sister  said about 2 years ago:

i always preferred some petrol stuff that we kept in the craft room for cleaning wax out of saucepans.


LoadMyRig  said about 2 years ago:

the metallic paints are more potent...


Barman  said about 2 years ago:

He might have just been trying to blow up a car.

One with a shiny exhaust pipe.


rockin.robin  said about 2 years ago:

I have a mate who has a mate called the 'real neil' and he has a band called 'beach chromers'.


Godzilla  said about 2 years ago:

might have been an alien robot trying to blend in with humans


saucyjack  said about 2 years ago:

why dont they go for a skin toned paint so it isnt so obvious?

''Beige-ing'' just doesn't have the same ring to it...


k2  said about 2 years ago:

LOL


nyx  said about 2 years ago:

seeing chromers always makes me really depressed, it just seems like the height of desperation.


Block  said about 2 years ago:

I once called an ambulance for a dude who fell off a bench while chroming in MCG Park. The cops came instead. Boy was he shitty when they woke him up.


Peter  said about 2 years ago:

i once answered a classified ad for a BSA motorbike that stated 'lots of chrome' as a feature. what a greaseball!


dnzr  said about 2 years ago:

dressing up as a chromer is always a winner for bad taste costume parties.

adidas tracksuit, filthy runners and dirty white hat from savers/vinnis + silver stage make up around your mouth and on your hands.

add a bag filled with silver make up for extra effect.

voila!

hit of the party!


LoadMyRig  said about 2 years ago:

lolz


hwct  said about 2 years ago:

chromers make me wanna smoke crack.


liamsnice  said about 2 years ago:

i think it really is rock bottom.


poprocks96  said about 2 years ago:

Yeah, there is a dude around Flemington who always has a silver beard. He gets that shit all over himself. However, he often opens the train door for people. So at least he still has his manners. Which can't really be said for you liamisnice!


BADALEX  said about 2 years ago:

liamsnice- Is that the Maori guy? He's pretty funny. ''Don't inhale paint man!''

''Nah..it's alright.''


barbedwirestar  said about 2 years ago:

I saw one doing it on a tram the other day. Stunk out the whole tram. It was disgusting, really.


BADALEX  said about 2 years ago:

You should have said ''HEY! What the living FUCK are you doing?''


LoadMyRig  said about 2 years ago:

their poor brains...


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versionsporadic  said about 2 years ago:

boy was I mad.

did you say something? or do anything? or do you consider posting about it is sufficient?


LoadMyRig  said about 2 years ago:

i would also like to know if you made mention to the chromer in question, hatts.

does chroming make you angry and violent or does it make you floppy and compliant?


poprocks96  said about 2 years ago:

What do you really think you are going to acheive by having a go at a chromer? I doubt they would respond to your complaints and no one bloody backs you up anymore these days.

Bring back connies!


Goal attack  said about 2 years ago:

does chroming make you angry and violent or does it make you floppy and compliant?

Angry and violent, generally. Chromers have cojones enough to do that shit wherever the fuck they want, which no other drug user does.


LoadMyRig  said about 2 years ago:

which no other drug user does.

'cept for drinkers and smokers ;)


Goal attack  said about 2 years ago:

oh, loadie.


Bugsy.  said about 2 years ago:

inhalants are generally considered to be depressants. basically all the chormers i have seen have been inert mongs. they cant angry or violent cos the crome makes you spastic and uncoordinated


LoadMyRig  said about 2 years ago:

well that's a relief in case hatts wants to yell at them on the tram in the future.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

wouldnt mind giving it a sniff...might be the shit


LoadMyRig  said about 2 years ago:

...fast track to swiss cheese brain...


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

just kidding


tvforcats  said about 2 years ago:

There is a dude who hangs around the johnson st/ Nicholson st tram stop, always seems to be rocking some silver paint on face action.


dj  said about 2 years ago:

why is it always silver paint? If I was a chromer, i'd go for the whole rainbow effect


Manhattan  said about 2 years ago:

I'd need a couple of drinks before I had the balls to say something. These were three or four big, fearless dudes. My 53 kilograms are no match for the likes of them if they decide to take offence.


paulie  said about 2 years ago:

I swear to krunk these guys are on the 96 every time I get on it. Then the dudes get all staunch when the tram driver asks them to get off. Sorry boss, you've got silver-ass clown lips. Y'all can't front you dreggy ma'fuckaz. Shit just plain ain't gangsta.


Ben  said about 1 year ago:

love these dickheads


SPOD  said about 1 year ago:

I wrote a song once called Juz Chromin'. It's about chromin.


Ben  said about 1 year ago:

top work whitefoot!


elle-zo  said about 1 year ago:

i saw a dude at about 9.30am on Bourke St recently - chroming green paint.

was well nasty. and fuck me, too early in the day. have a coffee, FFS


LovingTheAlien  said about 1 year ago:

fuck man, they just walk along casually sucking in those fumes like they're having a cup of coffee.


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