I keep some of my facebook ''friends'' as friends just to punish them - because I know they don't like me.

Mark Pritchard was on jjj last night. Good interview.

ooh neat, look forward to finding that interview getting online/podcasteded.

I'm eating an apple, but I accidentally ate an apple seed.

http://www.health.nsw.gov.au/pubs/2005/pdf/ph_issues_paper.pdf I just realised I don't fall into this category.

I thought sexualised behaviour was when you were overly sexual in your mannerisms as a child.

I just had this sent to me at work. I don't get it?! Since when has walking been an Olympic sport?

Ambassador and sportswoman Jane Saville has announced her retirement from walking. Jane’s international career spanned 20 years and included four Olympics, four Commonwealth Games and six world championships. Jane was also the Australian flag-bearer at the 2006 Commonwealth Games in Melbourne.

I don't get it?! Since when has walking been an Olympic sport

don't tell me you can walk and you didn't try out for the olympics!

i collected a few medals in the slouching and sleeping categories in 2000. slouching was really tough, wrecked my back, so i didn't go to Athens to defend my title.

fingering

I'm unsure as to how I can be an Olympic walker. I can walk pretty good, but whether I can walk in an Olympic fashion.....that's the question.

i reckon there's a stack of women who give a shit about fingering.

well its official. i am retarded. on the last word of my job application I used the word 'employee' instead of 'employer'. then I hit send.

do I:
a) email and draw attention to the fact I am retarded and do not proof read things correctly?
b) ignore it and hope they miss it?
c) scamper away with my tail between my legs?

i can't believe how depressed this has made me feel.

there's an email recall function in outlook!

i reckon there's a stack of women who give a shit about fingering.

well let's HOPE SO!! cos date #3 is real soon ;)

Send a humorous email pointing out that you really think of yourself as management material, charles.

ha! that's awesome mcgauz.

tell me more in pm please!

should I send this?

tiny, it was an online app.

Good afternoon Laura,

I feel terribly embarrassed about a typo which managed to creep into my application cover letter. I would like to correct it - is it allowable for me to withdraw my application and resubmit it?

The typo itself incorrectly uses the word 'employees' instead of 'employers'.

Thanks and regards
charlesincharge

that sounds suitable charles.

no, one letter is nothing! E and R are side by side. i'm no boss, but to me that's an acceptable typo, not worth the effort and end up looking a bit OCD.

oh well, I sent the email. I figure I've just drawn attention to my LACK of attention to detail and all that shit they always fuck on about it job ads. idiot. aaa fucken.

beyond blue or reach out

that's a bit cheeky.

The old Bluetooth Bingo.

I do the old Bluetooth Bingo a lot too, but I'd never send porn. Usually it's just a lolcat or something.

Cliffhanger endings are overused in season finales on TV and I, for one, am bored shitless of them. Also annoyed.

I call bullshit.

I could've been a mum by now. What a weird thought.

If I took enough drugs do you think I could bring back my child-like fascination with everything?

That would be awesome.

No, the more drugs you take, the more you lose your child-like fascination with everything.

I have a car loan. I must be officially grown-up. Jesus, that's disturbing.

No, the more drugs you take, the more you lose your child-like fascination with everything.

Really? What could be done to revert said lack of child-like fascination with everything then? A syringe and some of Michael Jacksons blood? Surely whatever he has is close enough.

i just migrated shit from my old G4 mac to a new mini and latest OS and now Photoshop don't open.

fuck you, Adobe.

doesn't open, or is telling you it's not registered?

just reinstall it.

um, that might be hard as i no longer have those disks - we're talking photoshop 7 here...

probably time for a CS upgrade. sigh.

well, that's probably your problem.

worked fine on every OSX version so far.

party's over, i guess.

Download Gimp instead.

ew, whatever for?

I'm going on a DATE tonight with a BOY. A real one! I'm as nervous as fuck. Eep!

Our gig was AWESOME, and followed by some insane Chinese kareoke.

I've been short listed for a paid, on-the-job training programme I wanted. Asssessment day is 19 June. If I get in, my career is pretty much cemented. So I got shitfaced at my leaving drinks last night and told anyone who would listen. I also had a job interview yesterday which went brilliantly. So I may not be unemployed for too long... hopefully. I've done nothing today but lay in bed, listening to tunes and eating my favourite pizza. My man gets back from the US tomorrow night after 2 weeks away, so I'm very excited. Then I'm off to Barcelona Wed night for Primavera Sound next weekend. Life is good.

I've just received an email to say that my friends/work colleagues little boy who is only about 6 months old or so, is in intensive care with a respiratory infection. God, I hope he's ok.