I'm going to eat half a cucumber now.

i love plain cucumber.

with knife and fork, or you just going to publicly chomp down on it suggestively?

I was going to do the latter, but I decided against it. Knife and fork all the way. Yum!

I fed my boss' 5 month old baby a slice of cucumber this morning. Try eating it with one tooth.

You are rapidly turning into son of wipey, moke.

skin on, or off?

soy, vinegar, minced garlic, smashed up cucumbers.

WIN

Sorry Modi, I have the stupids.

Skin on, Adam. Too lazy to take the skin off.

I'm going to eat half a cucumber now.

don't worry moke, you keep practicing with that cucumber. practice makes perfect.

Skin on, Adam.

glad to hear it.

you should juice that cucumber.

Sorry Modi, I have the stupids.

Skin on, Adam. Too lazy to take the skin off.

HA. emphasis on what i was implying.

would you feel shameful eating a banana publicly?

don't worry moke, you keep practicing with that cucumber. practice makes perfect.

I don't think anyone would want me carving away at their tackle with a plastic knife and fork. Unpleasant.

Gags at the thought of cucumber and the terrible, terrible burning sensation

my boss eats bananas with a knife, cuts them into segments.

Why is it alright to eat a banana whole, but not a cucumber? why is it alright to cut a cucumber into segments and eat them, but not a banana?

i might have a whole cucumber I grew in my garden. lovely bit of salt. mmmm.

Wow, I'm almost done. Only took me less than 15 minutes. The question is, should I eat the end? It looks a bit too much like a dong.

cucumbers going off left right and centre in the garden right now

lots for salads and juicing

15 minutes.

that's some decent stamina right there.

Cucumber juice, dirtlover?

cucumbers going off left right and centre in the garden right now

That sounds a bit suggestive too.

cucumbers going off left right and centre in the garden right now

sausage fest.

or, cucumber fest rather.

is it wrong to punch a hole in a choko with a pencil and suck the gooey pulp out in front of my workmates?

is it wrong to punch a hole in a choko with a pencil and suck the gooey pulp out in front of my workmates?

clearly.

I had a whole cucumber with kimchee yesterday

Ugh, it was a mistake to eat the tadger end of the cucumber. It tasted awful.

You eat chokos like that?

Seriously?

put chocoloate on it

you lot have sick perverted minds

I like it

we juice them with . .

nah think I'll leave it at that

is it wrong to punch a hole in a choko with a pencil and suck the gooey pulp out in front of my workmates?

clearly.

ok then. yes modi it's my guilty pleasure. chokos and musicals.

Chokos? These things?

I didn't think anyone ate them on purpose, let alone by preference

Are you burping yet?

I'm disappointed that nobody thought to ask which half.

I'm not burping, no. But I had to have a coffee to get rid of the taste of the tadger end.

someone was eating a cucumber in the office yesterday. i could smell it. i said, 'who is eating cucumber?' and one of the blokes in one of the cubicles said, 'i am.'

anyway, this morning there were bits of cucumber sprinkled around the office backyard and my boss cracked it (we have rats, i don't know if rats eat cucumber) and said someone on staff was treating the garden beds like a rubbish tip and i said, 'it was blah blah blah.' case closed.

You can't snitch to the man! You'll get shanked in the showers!

I HATE cucumber with a passion. Horrid, nasty vegetable. It stinks and ruins the taste of anything entering it's axis of evil.

I always thought of it as a fruit for some reason.

tinyman said 18 minutes ago:
You can't snitch to the man! You'll get shanked in the showers!

yeah, i kind of feel bad about that.

not even in chicken sangas, arthurly? with the crusts off?

it's poor man's watermelon. I don't go near it.

I'm a poor man. Where's my small and disappointing watermelon?

what about viagra, gaffevansant. would you go near that?

sure, if I had the afternoon off.

is it a fruit? I almost wrote that.

New Study Says Watermelon May Be Poor Man's Viagra

Austin, TX (AHN) -- Watermelon rinds could be the new natural aphrodisiac, new research has shown. Researchers from Texas A&M's Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Center say the fruit's rind can have a Viagra-like effect.

The flesh and rind of watermelons contain citrulline, which reacts with the body's enzymes when consumed in large quantities. The compound is changed into arginine, an amino acid that benefits the heart and the circulatory and immune systems. Just like the popular Viagra and other drugs meant to treat erectile dysfunction (ED), it also helps relax and dilate blood vessels.

Researchers are now working on breeding watermelons with higher concentrations of citrulline in the flesh of the fruit.

The rich man gets viagra in his fruit salad?

tinyman, when was the last time you saw a chick with piggytails and big boobs spitting cucumber pips from the back off a pick up truck.

if you can't answer that just tell me the last time you had a chicken and watermelon sandwich instead.

Wait, was that really to me? I've been pro fruit and vegi diversity. They all have their place.

i directed the question to you, tinyman because i have heard gaffe's cucumber watermelon comparisons before and i figured maybe you could bring something new to the table.

I believe in a future where all fruit and vegies are free to be who they want to be, no more old thinking about who belongs where and who doesn't belong. Cos this Earth is one great big salad bowl and we're all here to taste what we can.

just don't use mandarins as a pavlova topping. that's just wrong.

What an odd thread.

Moke? Havent seen him in ages!

cucumber has one true purpose: garnish for pimm's and ginger ale, accompanied by mint.