Ha! I started one of these on alpha mono.

You should use this one. To archive any posts that might be lost in shitty threads.

Good call, onion. Admittedly, this thread is a noble pursuit.

get a room you two!

POTD: get a room you two!

Blinding start.

It is.

Noble nerdliness.

Post of the day happened earlier. it involved banana penises.

Post it then!

PaulyG in the Hitler Artist thread.

"Still a douchebag, though."

rigid, here, twice

rigid: The first night I moved into Petersham with Wipey a big cockroach crawled up my leg and into my arse crack.

lokihanns: Did you clench?

rigid: Nah, I just let him have a poke around for a bit. He left eventually.

SPOD said 6 minutes ago

Our new album Taste The Sadness by Sounds of Pain, Oppression and Death will be out whence the mouldy moon transcends the sun on the equinox of the Tear Witch, whenceforth she'll open her bosom and pour forth the sonic joosatude to redefine the core of humanities calcifying heart.

hahaha joosatude

6ers gonna PWN this thread.

from the vegan festival thread...

pagey said 3 minutes ago

i'm knackered just from reading the thread..

In the "texture & Taste Of Cum" thread.

blake3030 said 5 minutes ago
WHY WON'T YOU PLAY WITH MY CUM, PAULYG?

from fisty's cum thread:

WHY WON'T YOU PLAY WITH MY CUM, PAULYG?

brilliant.

theres no way that post can be topped today... no way.

damn you, inactivist!
*kicks uni computer*

In Gnomes "real hate" thread

Hillsong: "It's like science. The ultimate insult in science isn't that a theory is wrong, it's that it's not even wrong."

WTF?

um

From josejones' ''MATT CORBY IS GOD'' thread:

temporarybenbutler said 42 minutes ago:
FBi presenter Sweetie Zamora
A phrase that sums up everything wrong with Sydney in just four words.

untold/animals in here

My labia fedora shines like menorah; soft as angora, you can't ignore-uh-iiiiiit.

a sincere THANKS to losgauchos in the gurning thread for making my day a shit tonne better.

untold, for:

pizza oven.

untold, for:

These also get my vote.

untold/animals said 1 day ago:

Peter Garrett is the real deal. He's very active in the Federal Labor movement. He recently slept in the Marriott for over a week. He lectures in the senate on education policy. He taught himself to read four years ago. He's self-educated and passionate. So what if you haven't heard of him.

GrantleyBuffalo

It's a breakthrough for how those of us with mental health issues are perceived. Sure, we may make terrible, morally-suspect decisions, but we sure as hell can spot a terrorist.

k2:

You know what they call a Hunger Games with cheese in France? A Battle Royale with cheese.

As nominated by three chats.

happycow said 14 seconds ago:
Vinyl injured (not dead).

Made my day

Anonymous in this thread

Responding to this quote...

Remember what happened last time when somebody upset the apple cart?

Nony said this...

was that when steve jobs died?

The first quote was mine!

POTD by association. :D

Not sure if you invented this quote K2:

You know what they call a Hunger Games with cheese in France? A Battle Royale with cheese.

But it was just used to great hilarity on Mark Kermode's film review podcast (downloaded by several million people apparently), so congrats.

Also, untold gets yet ANOTHER nomination:

ATP Altona Gate: Tomorrow When The War Bogan

in the ATP, Mt Buller thread.

unfortunately I think we're discovering that the POTD awarded to K2 for his Battle Royale joke smells of Milli and Vanilli.

yeah, i heard it on doug loves movies. someone somewhere used it on twitter. now we all benefit because it's funny.

Not sure if you invented this quote K2:

Nah, I got it from someone on twitter.

your going to have to hand back your awards K2

hands back POTD gold logie

Coz said 1 minute ago:

Obviously this band subscribes to the ''any publicity is good publicity'' theory. Hang in there boys, you're only about two controversies away from getting Max Markson as your publicist!

untold in the ''Live Forum'' with Music Victoria:

Do you ever feel like the moment you make any symbolic progress with this totally hapless
state government, you can feel the penny-pinching imperative coming back again like a
rolling thunder chasing the wind? Do you ever feel like the government are not engaging with
you in earnest, and experience a sense of your intentions falling to the floor?

huwzey

the dude who played austin powers

you know you're on the internet right?