i like a moke.

happy birthday moke!!

Happy Birthday dude!

After scrolling thru dozens of car pics, I found this:

by Moke the Painter

Happy birthday, dude.

Happy birthday mate.

Laugh at the moke

I dare ya.

Happy Birthday

death to birthdays!

Why doesn't this fucker get rabies?

Oh, and happy birthday i guess.

happy birthday moke! please remember the drink irresponsibly in celebration.

Thankee one and all! For wishes, rabies and mokes!

Happy birthday moke.

Drink up son!

Mmmmm, a tasty beverage from my homeland! Thanks Ubu!

Drinks in one. Falls over.

It's just as well you hate nearly all the beer from your homeland and wouldn't drink it, because that lager looks wrongtown.

It is sooo, so, so wrongtown. Cheap though, and potent, which is why winos love it.

I'm half pleased and half really annoyed that the cunts I work with have forgotten my birthday, unless they're doing that wacky thing people do in cartoons and kids shows and will jump out at me and yell ''surprise'', but somehow I think that's unlikely. At least I don't have to look awkward while they sing happy birthday and then make small talk with the fuckers.

They are hiding in the Supply Cupboard, and when you are walking past to get lunch, they will all leap out and yell

SUPPLIES!!!!

At which point I'll attack them with a stapler. In the eyes!

That was a massive dad joke Modi!

hahaha, I laughed out loud at it Modi!

You can has a Happy Rabies Day too!

Hooray! Rabies for everyone!

Have a great day
Beware of cheap, high-alcohol dinks

happy birthday moke :)

Thanks 'Noozer, Heb and WGTC!

Now, I feel bad. My colleagues just told me they were having a morning tea thing on Monday for me. I think they just remembered and felt bad. As long as they don't sing, for fuck's sake.

I'm happy! I'm on a post-birthday high! I got epic presents! No one sang to me! What should I spend my JB voucher on? Excited!

hi moke, apologies for piking. moving felt way too difficult after loki's birthday drinks. true story.

For shame.

Nah, I probably would have just drunkenly accidentally ignored you anyway.

I have new shoes!

no accident about it, you jerk.

tell us more about the shoes, moke.

They're slippy-slidey, pointy/bowling shoe fancy pants shoes!

i thought you were more of a crocs man, but there you go.

moke's new shoes!

No, crocodiles are dangerous. I've seen ''Live And Let Die''. I know what they're like. That's why I keep away from raw chicken....

I just had my morning tea. I had to kiss my boss (not with tongues) and wear my best shit-eating grin, whilst everyone asked the usual inane questions like ''So, did you do anything for it?''. Now my fingers smell like pringles and chocolate. Thank god, no one sang.

I had to kiss my boss (not with tongues)

my fingers smell like pringles and chocolate

Your morning tea sounds a bit debauched moke.

It was the most undebauched morning tea of all time, except that someone overheard me say I got hammered at a 2-year old's birthday party and looked a bit horrified. I think they thought I was a monk or something and now they think I'm a scary alcholic child murderer.

I'm getting you a t-shirt that says that for next year.

Either that or the whole of Dennis Waterman's album.

I haven't summoned up the courage to put on my Dennis Waterman single yet. I was thinking about it yesterday, but I was feeling far too ordinary. The only thing which saved me was watching old episodes of Countdown.

I saw a little of that late Saturday night, did you guys tape it all?

I was sitting there going ''I have this single... I have this single... I have this single...''

1983 was a very good year...

We did indeed tape it all. Good old long play on a four hour tape! There was an amazing Bowie interview with Molly, where Bowie's trying to work on his tan at the same time as being interviewed and keeps fidgeting and swinging on the fence thing he's sitting on. Classic stuff!

TAPE!!!!!

Some of those interviews are pretty amazing. The one I saw, for some reason, had Molly and some other dude dressed up as the blues brothers...

Haha that was genius!
The other dude was Gavin Wood and before the interview they danced along to shake your tailfeather in the studio with the ''Countdown Dancers''
Molly was a suprisingly good dancer I thought!

Oh, and at the end K.C from the Sunshine Band had the hat and glasses on as well!

Oh, yeah, but the rest of his outfit was amazing.

And they did a 10CC retrospective... weirdest show.

Pink shiny suit, pink shirt, pink shiny tie and blue jeans. Hot!

At Death to 1983 are you going to attempt to replicate that outfit?

I should do really. KC gets all the ladies.