fob chain

fob chain

I wear a fob chain everyday! Can somebody vouch for my douchebaggery?

For when you want to say ''my mum doesn't buy my clothes for me any more but a part of me wishes she still did''.

Shirts like that are only acceptable on bankers who are nearing retirement age and spend most of their day at the Melbourne Club discussing not letting women in.

MAN BAG!

MAN BAG!

whats funny there is that even with the bag he's carring shit in his hands!

My mother wears crocs. Oh the shame.

She hangs out with her friends in a big croc-gang and they all sing show tunes from Mamma Mia.

ffs

The collars, not the glasses

and

the four shirts thing makes me think of cronenburg's spider... depressing film about this total nut job (ralph fiennes) who wears four or five shirts at a time.
He's insane.
People who feel the need to wear more than one shirt at a time are also heading that way.

the guy with the tie in the 2nd picture is grabbing peach shirts balls it looks like. what a douche

Fuck me. There are some seriously fucken ugly people in this thread.

(I should clarify that I am referring to the pictures of people, not the people posting. Though some of them might be ugly. Not that it matters, as I don't have to look at them.)

vomits all over monitor

Thanks, guys.

think i saw that guy in Newtown last Tuesday. if not him, something resembling him. if not something resembling him, a shop selling his douchebag accessories.

Big forehead.

you could fry an egg on that forehead.

Man Cleavage anyone?

the tuft

It's called a clit-tickler.

Or a flavour-saver

That looks awfully like Nick Russian, the man who owns Eve (where the photo appears to have been taken).

Rachel Corbett must have been reading this thread:

http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/ten-great-ways-to-pick-and-avoid-giant-douche-bags/