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southern cross tattoos.

montyclift  said about 3 years ago  or at  3:03PM on Wednesday, January 14 2009 in stupidity

just make it simple:

let's just deport any cunt stupid enough to have one.


Mo  said about 3 years ago:

that's an immigration policy i can get behind


k2  said about 3 years ago:

same goes for the stickers on the back of big bogan 4WD's


rigid  said about 3 years ago:

just make it simple:

let's just pick a dead horse and flog it some more to increase our sense of group identity


k2  said about 3 years ago:

what was wrong with an oakley sticker?


Lordevilegg  said about 3 years ago:

I actually quite like the symbol but unfortunately ''Howard's Battlers'' have turned it into the Aussie equivalent of having swastika on your forehead. Nothing wrong with being a bit Nationalistic, it's what you do with that Nationalism that is dangerous.


__v  said about 3 years ago:

let's just deport any cunt stupid enough to have one

This is my kind of prejudice.


Mo  said about 3 years ago:

its just like the eureka stockade flag

nothing wrong with what it symbolises

its just unfortunate that idiots have co-opted it


looch  said about 3 years ago:

I wear my Eureka t-shirt with pride !


runaredlight!  said about 3 years ago:

i have ned kelly on my forehead, ford written on my left hand knuckles and a chinese symbol that i think means ''get fucked up''. i'm glad those weren't singled out.


montyclift  said about 3 years ago:

let's just pick a dead horse and flog it some more to increase our sense of group identity

jeez, sorry to offend you rigid. we can take up a collection to pay for the lasering to remove yours if you like...


k2  said about 3 years ago:

I have a eureka logo on my melbourne victory scarf.

I agree with evil though - we need some way of taking back the flag from these racist cunts. Some act of true humanism done publicly in the name of the flag or something.


Les McQueen  said about 3 years ago:

let's just pick a dead horse and flog it some more to increase our sense of group identity

Only 4 posts in and ya nailed it rigid, well done lad.


Lordevilegg  said about 3 years ago:

Personally I am more offended by coolsies dressing in clothes and sporting hairdo's that are from a generation that they were not part of.


Mo  said about 3 years ago:

looch said 2 minutes ago:

I wear my Eureka t-shirt with pride !


as you bloody well should brother!!!!

it's not your fault moron skinheads who don't even understand that a whole shitload of Chinese fought under that flag - use it as a symbol of their bullshit

just like a hindu mate of mine who has a traditional hindu tattoo and gets shit from random idiots on the street because of the swastica in the artwork - heck its not his fault hitler reversed it and used it as a symbol for his nonsense


Ohyeah  said about 3 years ago:

i don't understand the fuss, they aren't particularly attractive, and i can't relate to national pride, but surely it is the actions rather than a piece of ink that maketh the person?


Mo  said about 3 years ago:

yeah and the actions of most people who so proudly have them tattoo'd is fucking disgusting

usually followed by a sticker of the map of australia with ''if you don't like it - leave''


Ohyeah  said about 3 years ago:

but not all of them mo, is what i'm gettin' at.


Bugsy.  said about 3 years ago:

in my experience plenty of culturally elitist of inner city types are just as ignorant, bigoted and reactionary as the as the the suburban bogans they despise.


TransientRandom  said about 3 years ago:

Eurrrgghhhh. I used to go to uni with a bogan arguing on the pro-southern cross tatts camp, when I brought up something about the Eureka Stockade and symbolism. She was all like ''What the fuck! No-one's ever heard of the Eureka Stockade, nobody cares''. I can honestly say I felt winded from her sheer ignorance.


montyclift  said about 3 years ago:

but surely it is the actions rather than a piece of ink that maketh the person?

exactly. but it seems every guy i've seen with one lately has been exactly the sort of boneheaded shirtless fuckstick that gives an otherwise proud hostorical symbol a bad name.

with the blue ink a slab of green cans seems an obligatory accessory.


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pandad  said about 2 years ago:

I would actually wear those contacts, as a joke.

MIchael Vartan has a southern cross tattoo, and he seems like an alright dude.


Block  said about 2 years ago:

(Why did Facebook targeted advertising think I'd be interested in such a thing?)

Did you just join ''1,000,000 PROUD AUSSIES''?


lazuli  said about 2 years ago:

there's this family of obese flabby-armed bitches and skinhead boyfriends a few streets away with australian flags as bedroom curtains and a big boxing kangaroo plastered on a wall out the front for everyone to see. and the ute is completely decked out in dumbarse stickers, hurr hurr ''back off, this car farts'', ''makin babies on board'' etc. then i noticed the obligatory ''fuck off, we're full'' sticker. so i printed out wikipedia's page of countries ranked by population density and stuck it on their ute, with australia highlighted at the bottom next to greenland and some tiny pacific islands no one has heard of. another thing i've seen is the ''fuck off'' sratched out with ''of love'' added at the end, so it reads ''we're full of love''. daww :3


gabbo  said about 2 years ago:

well, tomorrow is the day all these people look forward to most.

beware the National Day whilst Nationalistic tools are drinking.

a friend of mine asks people with this tat ''are there any other countries which you can see the Southern Cross from?'' just to test their intelligence.


Godzilla  said about 2 years ago:

I would would pedantically reply ''Don't you mean 'Are there any other countries from which you can see the southern cross'?'' except that since I don't have the tat, the question wouldn't come up.


gabbo  said about 2 years ago:

i was trying to phrase the question in that manner, but i was too busy trying to serve drunken people with southern cross tattoos who took a sickie today. jerks.


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:

Brazil has it too. Plus many other constellations - including my favourite Canis Major, the Greater Dog.


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:

Also - you don't see the portuguese flag shoved into a corner do you?


ladyinred  said about 2 years ago:

god these tattoos annoy the hell out of me. It's like they branded a good portion of those people that have them so you could identify a dickhead in our society.


Block  said about 2 years ago:

Jesus.


september  said about 2 years ago:

is she barry humphries' stylist?


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 2 years ago:

she is barely fuckable but still fuckable


Block  said about 2 years ago:

__v  said about 2 years ago:

i saw a southern cross decal on the back window of a really nice old MG the other day - my brain had a really painful envy/contempt spasm and then i stopped thinking about it


SGH  said about 2 years ago:

Stayed at Kandos & Littlerach's the other month, near Wollongong.

Went to the beach there, never seen so many in my life, bizarrely many were coupled with tribal tatts or chinese characters wtf?


tinyman  said about 2 years ago:

i don't see what's so special about the southern cross.

anyone got pics of a Milky Way tattoo or some other spiral arm galaxy? or the horse head nebula. or even a giant full moon with accurate craters and moon landing sites!


SGH  said about 2 years ago:

Exactly tinyman... It's a constellation that can be seen from... wait for it... the whole of the southern hemisphere! It's not like it's unique to Australia.


tinyman  said about 2 years ago:

haha. i think bogans would be at least 12% more lovable if they had wombats and koalas tattooed on them instead of the southern cross.


Arthurly  said about 2 years ago:

I asked for a Southern Cross tattoo, but I got Milky Way instead. Stupid tattooist inked the chocolate bar on my shoulder.


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