A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from his name plate that the teller's name is Paddy Whack. So he says, ''Mr. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on holiday.''
Paddy Whack looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Paddy explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, ''Sure. I have this,'' and produces a tiny pink elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Paddy explains that he'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
He finds the manager and says, ''There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as collateral.'' He holds up the tiny pink elephant ''I mean, what the fuck is this?''
The bank manager replies, ''It's a knick knack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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so lame.. its just not funny.
modi's response too.
add this one for good measure.
still not funny
Pffft. I bet you can't post the same thing more than once every two minutes.
my favourite headline ever, was used for Inverness Caledonian Thistle beating Celtic in the CIS Insurance Cup back in 2002 or something
but particularly ill-timed today since Celtic beat Caley this weekend
still funny.
reminds me of the one about ghandi.
super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
i don't get what modi did.
i just told this one to the blokes out the back of the office.
not funny.
i still think it's funny.
did you read it verbatim or did you ramble along and bugger it up?
you've gotta listen to the audio of kerry o'keefe telling it. there is a link on his wikipedia page. he thinks it's funny.
i printed it and read it aloud.
do you think that's what the problem was?
hmmm. maybe it was what you were wearing.
yes, i look very professional today. the last thing anyone would expect from me is a joke.
there you go. you needed to put on a novelty oversized bow-tie prior to the telling. rookie mistake. nevermind.
i can redeem myself. i'm going to take the paper's death notices out the back and ask if anyone has noticed how everyone is dying in alphabetical order these days.
Take a slide-whistle Sept, it might help.
ask them what this Rip disease is? it seems like a pandemic.