the last time i can remember drinking alcohol was at a work xmas function about five years ago. i had four or five coronas and puked on the train.

haha bless.

Last Christmas, the parental units of one of our fellow chats bought us (us being myself and said chat) a slab of Corona. We got very pissed. The end.

the best time to drink is when you're on antibiotics and painkillers!

I'll give it a go this weekend now that limes have dropped in price. On second thoughts I'll use them on Caprinhas.

i went to the tote a few weeks ago and ordered a 'coke, please'. the barman went to the fridge, pulled out a corona and stuck a lemon wedge in it.

'$18, thanks' he said.

was too stunned to tell him i'd actually asked for a coke, so i paid him, thanked him and walked off. took me about 6 hours to drink it.

there are slight exaggerations in this post. pick 'em.

well i have been working my way, prior to taking the other drugs, through this slab and have failed to feel slightly pissed even after drinking four or five. in contrast, i can drink 2 or 3 carlton draught's and feel the beginnings of getting pissed caressing my brain. even though it makes me smell like your dad at least it works.

corona is light beer masquerading as actual beer.

i bought 2 beers at a bar in st kilda yesterday (coopers greens) and it cost $16. No shit. $16 for 2 fucking beers. Earlier in the day I had bought a slab of Coopers Green from Safeway for $34. You do the fucking maths.

I thought I saw you standing outside the Vineyard yesterday, jimmy.

i should also point out that corona has been the only beer i've ever been able to stand the taste of. i think it's the lime.

My sister had a Corona Mk II that we sat on one day and drank beer. We got pretty pissed.

corona is light beer masquerading as actual beer

I've been told that as Corona is not carbonated it therefore takes longer to bubble into your bloodstream

make of that what you will

there are slight exaggerations in this post. pick 'em.

You don't seem like the type who would say ''Thanks''.

Haha, mjw.
Did the person telling you this think that you get drunk by the bubbles in beer entering your bloodstream?

I thought I saw you standing outside the Vineyard yesterday, jimmy.

I was there to buy drugs thats all I promise!!!

worlds most over-rated beer i say.

they were likening it to champagne going straight to your head

I used to like corona, back when I drank beer. But I don't drink beer now, 'cos I decided I don't like the taste of beer. Make of that what you will....

Hw do they think vodka or tequila works?

they were likening it to champagne going straight to your head

or drinking alcopops through a straw?

corona is light beer masquerading as actual beer.

I agree with this completely.

Hw do they think vodka or tequila works?

dunno, we were only talking about beer at the time. I think we were drinking coronas in the sun, through a straw.

i'm actually a very polite person, binary. so much so that i didn't tell the bartender that he misheard me in the first place. of course, i complained to everyone in sight afterwards but that's besides the point.

I've gotten drunk from drinking corona a whole bunch of times, but I don't binge drink it anymore cause it's a bit sweet in large quantities

Corona is terrific. It's gotted me drunkd many times. Takes more than a six pack though.

corona is the perfect breakfast beer.

was too stunned to tell him i'd actually asked for a coke, so i paid him, thanked him and walked off. took me about 6 hours to drink it.

should have very politely corrected him and told him you asked for a coke not a corona.

a corona at the tote is less than $8 for the record, i bought two from pony the other night and paid $18. boo.

corona is the perfect breakfast beer.

it's beer for people who ''don't really like'' beer.

It goes down too easily, meaning you drink it fast, and therefore get pissed quite quickly. I drank many Coronas at the Ooga Boogas launch, and then some more at the Tote, and fell asleep on the train on the way home and drooled all over myself. I'm a classy girl.

only works on a really hot day when there's nothing else around and you don't have to pay for it. fuck paying premium beer prices for swill.

might as well drink mineral water. it's cheaper and contains more alcohol.