No New Notifications

Things the UK does better than Australia

anorakhighst  said about 1 month ago  or at  4:52AM on Sunday, November 30 2008.
  • Supermarkets (compare Sainsbury's or even Tesco to Coles/Safeway)
  • Newspapers (they have the Daily Mail/Star to mop up the idiots, leaving the Independent/Guardian reasonably un-dumbed-down)
  • Postcodes (type one into Google Maps and you can get exact directions to where it is)
  • Trains (though most countries do this better than Australia these days)

Any others?


HEB  said about 1 month ago:

Pubs
Television


HEB  said about 1 month ago:

Whinge (but it's very, very, very close)


Reverb  said about 1 month ago:

Queue

i have no basis for comparison, but us brits are world leaders at at standing in a line


HEB  said about 1 month ago:

Brits are the only people in the world who can for a queue of 1
But bus stop etiquette is breaking down in the big smoke


  • Free healthcare
  • Cheap international travel

shazzat  said about 1 month ago:

I agree with all of yours anorakhighst. Can I add:

  • Markets
  • Radio

... and I second pubs and travel.


anorakhighst  said about 1 month ago:
  • Non-lager beer. (Real ale, Samuel Smith's, &c.)

anorakhighst  said about 1 month ago:
  • Broadband internet.

King_Rat  said about 1 month ago:

OFFIES


HEB  said 39 days ago:
  • Television comedy
  • Advertisements

Barman  said 39 days ago:

Queues Strikes


jimmytrash  said 39 days ago:

i have no basis for comparison, but us brits are world leaders at at standing in a line

Pffft come to Germany


La Bomba  said 39 days ago:

food. i mean boiled pigmy inings has nothing over stuff boiled sheep intrails blimey! give it up for pomy dosh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy. if y'a doint eat y'a meat y'a cant av ainy puddin!


La Bomba  said 39 days ago:

crookd fuck rotten teeth


HEB  said 39 days ago:

crookd fuck rotten teeth

Well chocolate's very cheap
And nicer too


HEB  said 39 days ago:
  • Number, variety and cost of gigs by international artists

Block  said 39 days ago:
  • Provide a home away from home for those who, while they don't like their native land, love to trade on being from there- see Germaine Greer, Kathy Lette, Rolf Harris, Kylie Minogue,etc.

La Bomba  said 39 days ago:

being able to drink anywhere you want, yep 12 midday in the middle of tottenham court road and they cant fucken touch you woopie, now thats fuckn brilliant


HEB  said 39 days ago:

Not quite La B


__v  said 39 days ago:

theatre.

urban decay.

the young stephanie beacham.


aquatic  said 39 days ago:

Things the UK does better than Australia

soccer

music

history

Things Australia does better than the UK

food

wine

weather


View Comments 20 to 143

We've limited the amount of comments shown in these larger topics to allow for faster viewing, simply click here to load all the missing comments ...

elaine  said 37 days ago:

the Tate Modern.


jimmy hutspah  said 37 days ago:

WHO CARES!!!


babysteps  said 37 days ago:

sentimentality and enthusiasm pompous intelligence

all without a sense of irony or apologising - they can be so much more earnest than australians.

also second the chip flavours... prawn cocktail!


electrichips  said 37 days ago:

Brits are the only people in the world who can for a queue of 1 But bus stop etiquette is breaking down in the big smoke

The UK is the only place that I've feared for my life waiting for a bus. The bloke and I nearly ended up under the wheels in the gutter when a crowd of about a hundred damp and cold south-easterners surged to try and get on a full bus.


charlesincharge  said 37 days ago:
  • Moving away to go to Uni (I wish I got to do this)
  • Student loans

anorakhighst  said 37 days ago:

Inexpensive and decent-looking clothes. The UK has H&M (as does everyone else except for Australia) and Marks & Spencer also isn't bad.


scotch egg  said 37 days ago:

scotch eggs


Peter  said 37 days ago:

suave freelance troubleshooters e.g., Simon Templar aka The Saint


Lilo  said 37 days ago:

I'm going to the UK for a month on Monday.

I already know that I am going to become addicted to British tabloid journalism and British snackfoods..


questionmark  said 34 days ago:
  • Black culture

dude..


chipswithgravy  said 34 days ago:

JAFFA CAKES!


de.foxus  said 34 days ago:

*sigh*

h&m.

though i guess part of the appeal when i was shopping there was that no one would have the same stuff. if they opened one down here everyone would be wearing it.


JudyDickslap  said 34 days ago:

Boys.


questionmark  said 34 days ago:

germaine greer.


Kez  said 34 days ago:

''Peter said 2 days ago: suave freelance troubleshooters e.g., Simon Templar aka The Saint:

Oooh, Ian Ogilvie! (swoons)


voxylady  said 32 days ago:

Yum Jaffa Cakes, I also miss the snow!


HEB  said 13 days ago:
  • Boxing Day Sales (despite Myers 5am start and David Jones at 6am)

HEB  said 13 days ago:

Crimbo TV

The top twenty watched Christmas Day programmes in full: 1. Wallace & Gromit: A Matter Of Loaf And Death - BBC One, 8.30pm - 14.25 million, 53.3%
2. Doctor Who: 'The Next Doctor' - BBC One, 6pm - 11.71 million, 50.5%
3. EastEnders - BBC One, 9pm - 11.47 million, 44.9%
4. The Royle Family - BBC One, 9.30pm - 9.98 million, 41.7%
5. EastEnders - BBC One, 8pm - 9.89 million, 40.6%
6. Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special - BBC One, 7pm - 8.57 million, 35%
7. Coronation Street - ITV1, 7pm - 7.36 million, 30% 8. Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit - BBC One, 4.30pm - 7.22 million, 39.8%
9. The Queen - BBC One, 3pm - 6.45 million, 42.6%
10. Blackadder Rides Again - BBC One, 10.30pm - 5.58 million, 30.9%
11. Dancing On Ice At Christmas - ITV1, 8pm - 5.2 million, 20.4%
12. Emmerdale - ITV1, 6pm - 4.76 million, 20.5%
13. Shark Tale - BBC One, 3.10pm - 4.69 million, 31.1%
14. It'll Be Alright On The Night - ITV1, 9.30pm - 3.8 million, 15.9%
15. Top Of The Pops Christmas Special - BBC One, 2pm - 3.74 million, 30.6%
16. Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban - ITV1, 3pm - 3.32 million, 20%
17. Dad's Army - BBC Two, 8pm - 2.7 million, 11.1%
18. The Two Ronnies - BBC One, 1.05pm - 2.52 million, 22.5%
19. The Santa Clause 2 - BBC One, 11.25am - 2.37 million, 22.2%
20. Stanley Baxter: Now & Then - ITV1, 10.30pm - 2.16 million, 11.8%


Peter  said 11 days ago:

Mrs Peter got a few Jafffa Cakes for crimbo...


bigdaddykane  said 11 days ago:

More trouble making colored foreigners.



Post a Comment

You need to be logged into Mess+Noise to contribute to the Discussions.
So feel free to Log In or if you you're not a member, feel free to Sign Up.

Today On Mess+Noise