what else is there to do on here?

poor shaun.

Then what should we argue about?

Intelligent, important shit?

My god...that man is in extreme danger. He may think he has trained that hambeast, but they are wild carnivorous creatures that will do anything for ham...

The fool! He does not realise the danger he's in....

Racist.

Intelligent, important shit?

http://www.messandnoise.com/discussions/1320598

Badalex... are you made from ham?

shaun, you should know by now that you can't say anything on this site without it turning into an argument.

''look, it's the sun, rising in the east!''

''no it's not, cunt!''

intelligent important shit like the relative merits of cartoon gifs of different eras...

''Banal fucking shit'' is a synonym for ''Mess and Noise''.

yeah sure.

anyway, how cool is that Giana animated gif?

fethehellcat- Avast! Displace not, thou porcine ways upon the direction of my features!

Thou thrice blasted pork harvesting hambeast!

giana sisters - my fave game, back in the day when i was kicking it on the Amiga. sweet cakes.

Badalex, are you a pirate made from ham?

Has anyone ever heard the Negativland U2 song I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For? (the one with the Casey Kasem samples). The song also has samples of ham radio enthusiasts (ham radio being a sort of precursor to message boards) swearing at each other for no apparant reason. Well I think Mess and Noise is kind of like that.

badalex, do you have any power tools?

do you have one of these, badalex?

hanging up some paintings?

making a cat run?

putting in some hinges?

super-strength vibrator attachment?

answer him!

you'e drunk.

i saw that missing r and i hit enter anyway.

fethehellcat- Clearly ham has infected your brain. Besides, I'm far more ninja than pirate. In fact, among other things, I'm actually a Space Ninja sent back from the future to destroy your past, but I kind of got distracted by twentieth century hot bitches and booze...not to worry. I'll get on to the ultimate destruction of humanity as you know it soon enough.

september- Of course I have power tools. In fact, I have a drill AND a belt sander. Of course, this is due to random events not to any real interest in power tools. I sometimes lament my lack of tools. I do have an axe, machete, mallet, saw, pliers, chisel, and assortment of screwdrivers, which helps when I want to make a bookcase out of scrap furniture.

yeah sure you do cockhead.

What kind of saw?

Saw II

that's pretty impressive, badalex. where do you keep them all?

you need a hammer to make things. and a measuring tape. and a pencil.

he's lying.

Not necessarily, Kenny, but without a hammer, a drill would probably be used.

oh that's right. you made that guinea pig run didn't you?

is this it, haroldholt?

Modi- Uh..one with teeth? And a handle? Not a hacksaw, we had one but it broke. Whoops...

September- Pretty much lying all over the fucking place actually. I tend to hide the axe when I have parties because people are fucking stupid, and the other tools sort of float around as they get used. We did put some nails up to hang them up on, but then cocknecks would use the tools and not put them back. I keep meaning to get them together all in one place, but..ah fuck it. No excuses, I shuold do that.

Kenny burger- What the fuck shit? Stop being a fucking cock. I have a claw hammer AND a nice shiny steel mallet. So, shuddup your fucking face and everything.

Once my Mum kicked a drill. It hurt her toe. You shouldn't leave power tools lying around. It's irresponsible.

My god...that man is in extreme danger. He may think he has trained that hambeast, but they are wild carnivorous creatures that will do anything for ham...The fool! He does not realise the danger he's in....

ah BA, I never thought Id say it but Its good to have you back.

Hacksaw blades break all the time, replacements are cheap an plentiful.

But is it a crosscut saw, or a rip cut saw? Or is it a tenon saw?

Do you have a ball peen hammer? How about a jemmy bar for pulling things apart? Or a tack hammer?

what about your cds? are they all in their cases?

if i had a hammer. i'd hammer in the morning.

I'd hammer on my piglet.

what else is there to do on the innernerd? you may well break the internet and the jenga pile it is based on.

if we did't argue about banalities and go ''awww'' at fluffy kittens on ican haz cheezelburgers - i would be forced to play twister or talk to people.

actually…

fucking fascinating.

fucking fascinating.

No... its not... you fucking retard.

hmmm. i don't know why anybody talks to anybody here. i just talk to myself.

i just talk to myself.

No you don't you fat slut.

i'm going outside to do a fart to speed my bike up.

Bullshit you clown.

i just farted to speed the internet up.

it works too, but doesn't help greenhouse in a broom closet

BADALEX said 21 hours ago: My god...that man is in extreme danger. He may think he has trained that hambeast, but they are wild carnivorous creatures that will do anything for ham... The fool! He does not realise the danger he's in....

It's rare I find BA that funny, but that is like fatchicksinpartyhats.com with correct English.... Xenu forgive me, but.... POTD!

Enough, please....
Stop starting thread, all of you, just use the one's we already have.
Fa fucks sake people... I can't stress this enough!

Hey Junkie, can you start another well wicked thread of a hella cool band that you're currently buying every single damn 7'' and 12'' of?

Fuck off shags...