this is quite possibly the most amazing thing i've ever seen. He's also selling his services.

How the hell did you cum across that?

oh - i thought it was your blog.

actually it's mine.

that is amazing. utterly amazing. i'm just speechless.

it's just a good excuse to put nude pictures of himself on the web, right? as opposed to a bad excuse.

Its not even small!

... er right?

ah, probably should have mentioned its NSFW, although I guess you do have to click a content filter.

those pictures are hideous. what the fuck is he doing in the forest???

i guess not all of us were blessed with a

i feel sick. why did i follow that link?? fucken curiosity.

hopefully by Friday arvo we'll all be posting pics and discussing our own penii.

Probably should not have clicked that at work.

i thought the word 'penis' kind of gave the NSFW away

Someone commented on one of the pics, which I thought was even more disturbing...
I think I'll forget about that link now and watch some TV.
Anyway, here's the comment:

''i want to destroy your pitiful chipolata with my butch knuckles. i'll punch that faggot cock black and blue, and you'll beg me to stop like a whiny bitch. maybe after i've put out my cigarette on your minicock, we'll both find release''

content filter!! content filter!!! believe in it!

haha, that guy really does have a small dick!

at least it's not really really thin, as well. that'd be a bummer.

''i want to destroy your pitiful chipolata with my butch knuckles. i'll punch that faggot cock black and blue, and you'll beg me to stop like a whiny bitch. maybe after i've put out my cigarette on your minicock, we'll both find release''

HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER WRITTEN BY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

...should not have clicked it at work the first time. Should not have clicked it at work the second time either.

Should not have scrolled down.

Should not have participated in the sidebar survey.

Should not have looked him in the eye.

Argh.

are you going to hire him? to ''worship your big cock and balls''?

damn you for quoting the ''big cock and balls'' bit, i had to go back and read again...

you know you want to

so wish i hadn't clicked on that link, very strange. has anyone started a parody thread?

tiny: my penis. no, we don't need that parody thread.

I'm just glad he didn't show how 'small' it is when he gets really excited.

are you so sure

i think that actually meets the definition of a chode 'A penis wider than it is long'

I did not need to see that first thing in the morning

man even gg allin's dick is longer than that!

what's this blog about

de.foxus said 1 hour ago: at least it's not really really thin, as well. that'd be a bummer

is it a choad?

have a gander, elaine

nah. my givafucktitude regarding penii is in the negative.

its close to a choad

'scuse my ignorance but what is a choad?

psycha delic!

i think that actually meets the definition of a chode 'A penis wider than it is long'

The blog isn't there!

It's *GASP *gone!

It's disappeared into his body!

Not that I'm interested in looking at a man's penis, no matter how teeny weeny it is. Not me.

I like it how he's taken a negative and turned it into a positive. That's the attitude mate. Chin up. In a way we're all tiny dicks in a big dick world. In another way we're not because most of us have much larger penises than you but that's okay. You're special and you're telling the world how special you are.

I think he found this thread.

ummm.

wow.

i'm not sure what one could do with that.

SMALL PENIS POWER

Did you know that they make smaller condoms for Indian men? They were finding that the regular size was slipping off and not protecting anyone from stds or pregnancy.

at least it's not really really thin, as well. that'd be a bummer.

Hehehehehehehehehe.

Nub.

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