toadphoney said about 1 month ago or at 12:48PM on Friday, November 21 2008.
Hey Everyone big news.
I just had a meeting with Danny and other stakeholders and I've been made the boss of the whole M&N forum. One of the first tasks I'm implementing will be the creating of a steering committee to provide advice and assisting the implementation of a number of changes. I will be ordering some polo shirts for those on the committee. They will be blue and have the Mess and Noise logo on them & the words steering committee written underneath. I will be contacting my first round of nominations shortly.
Unfortunately there will be a stalinesque purge of those on the committee around February next year - so although I encourage everybody to suck up to me, don't do it too much.
could've made it funny at least
I thought it was funny.
kinda funny. any primary action items? objectives?
This isn't a laughing matter.
DJ Bollocks please don't log in tomorrow with that same avatar. In fact I don't want to see anything like that here again.
You will notice that Matt Church has gone. That was one of the first things we addressed.
I think you should change your avatar as well toady.
May I suggest this portrait.
can you delete slipdigs thread so he starts another one with even more determination?
That Idea may have some credence. Just write a more detailed outline of the idea an leave it on my desk.
Can I go for a piss?
If I gave Danny several thousand dollars cash can I get to smash the messandnoise server with a sledge hammer?
Of course. I'm not that strict.
I'm not the boss of that bit. Just the forum.
Gee, they're going to be useful, with you all sitting behind computer screens and all
Who does someone have to fuck to get laid around here?
Too big, didn't read it.
awww does that mean you wont be getting the board to sponsor the glowstick challenge?
That is the kind of negative attitude that is holding this place back.
Mattpheonix.
If individuals want to kick in for that sort of thing, that is fine. There is no money in the forum budget for nonsense like that though. Please don't affiliate m&n with it either.
so what are you gonna do about it?
*prepares for life of celibacy*
I will be talking about it with you in private. Be warned - You may be asked to leave.
sticks out tongue, blows raspberry
*grabs crotch*
*goes ''SHAMOW!!!!*
*moonwalks*
Somebody say fucking me?
Oh dear. Please print out your pm's - you will be leaving us soon.
You were given one more chance and you have abused the privilege.
You'll get a polo shirt if you concur, mattpheonix
i'm going to assassinate you toadphoney
Security!
cant we all just get along.........
Once I've moved the trouble makers along - we will all be one happy working family.
ha, there'll be no one left
this planning's not really your thing, is it toadphoney?
That is where the steering committee comes in. All in our blue polos.
that no one can see
I rest my case
this thread is deeply troubling
this isn't actually gonna happen, is it?
People respond to looking good and professional. I think we can now all see the benefits of solid central leadership.
i wanna polo
Then we have an agreement.
it would be easier if we could see solid, central leadership being demonstrated toadphoney
oh, I just saw this quote
I'm going to stop being mean now
i wanna fisting and a polo
i wanna fisting of a polo player with polio
The men of the committee will get a dog's head joystick.
i want a polo shirt with that hottie in it
His name is greg.
steal all toadphoney's beer from boardroom fridge
Bah! You know I can't do anything to editorial staff!
Haha.
pisses in reception area pot plants, makes long call to ADM's mobile
Anyone want to start a revolution and overthrow the governing body? Meet you at Trades Hall.
Sorry. You can't do that. I'm the boss and you have to do what I tell you.
Refers to notes on Marxism
when do we get the fuckin shirts?
PM Wipey.
Just got the ok to post this
Attn: All Mess&Noise Forum Users
From: Danny
Re: Toadphoney is the new boss of the forum.
Hey Everyone! Its a great day for all. Toadphoney is the boss of the whole Mess&noise forum. You have to do what he says. And people from record labels please send him the free cds that aren't crap.