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If a girl says ''I want you to fuck me now''

wipey  said about 5 years ago  or at  4:23PM on Monday, November 17 2008 in competitions

Does she like you or does she just want to fuck you?


shaun  said about 5 years ago:

depends


darling nikki  said about 5 years ago:

loves you


__v  said about 5 years ago:

kissing costs $30 extra


muscles.mail  said about 5 years ago:

this happens to me ALL the time!


moo-core  said about 5 years ago:

Neither.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 5 years ago:

...you'd better comply!


djbollocks  said about 5 years ago:

what does it matter you're still getting sex.


hillsonghoods  said about 5 years ago:

she might just want to play with your mind wipey.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 5 years ago:


Angelic  said about 5 years ago:

get married


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 5 years ago:

some dirty at bloc party djs hit me up for this all night...but id just done stage for behind crimson eyes all ages emo athon at the manning and told her that i had to consume many beers till the wee hours and by then i would be too shitfaced to fuck her but maybe next time.


sum1  said about 5 years ago:

She just wants to get back at somebody and you're in the right place at the right time.


Loves_sweet_exile  said about 5 years ago:

it usually means, ''i like you but you dont like me, so im going to lure you in with sex and see if i can trick into some sort of comminment, but if not, i can still say I HAD YOU''...then the next day you think ''what a slut,who's next?'', then she thinks ''im pathetic, he'll never like me now. FAIL''


thenewmeatloaf  said about 5 years ago:

smack her in the kneecaps with a bit of 2 x 4. then say ''there you go, you're fucked now!''


dudewolf  said about 5 years ago:

10/10!


statsbot  said about 5 years ago:

This happened to me recently. Only it was at a gig, so everything was shouted.

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.

What?

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME.

Ummm

LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND FUCK.

No, I just want to see the band.

ARE YOU GAY?

(I shake head and point to female companion standing just the other side of me.)

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW, LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND FUCK AFTER THIS SONG.

There was a whole lot more shouting, but I forget the rest.
I'm not sure of the correct responses here. What does the etiquette book say to do in these circumstances?


aloha  said about 5 years ago:

firstly, was she hot?


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 5 years ago:

I would generally say go fuck her...but as i chose beer over a tasty morsel on saterday.. i guess just watch the band


raven  said about 5 years ago:

I guess she just had a thing for robots. I'm not sure that your experiences can me easily mapped onto those of meat-people, statsy. It's not an isomorphism.


statsbot  said about 5 years ago:

She was not hot and the the band was good. Actually it was Black Francis at The Forum, and there was no way I was going to miss that for anything.

The ''she doesn't have to know'' bit cracked me up. Who would persist with that line when it seems obvious that her target is already attached? What drugs would make someone do that? I never want to take them.


101010101010101  said about 5 years ago:

It means Daddy didn't love them.


shineslikerubies  said about 5 years ago:

or that he loved her in the bad ways as a kid, and now she thinks her value is only as a sex toy.


Modi  said about 5 years ago:

Or she's just a filthy hornbag.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 5 years ago:

Or its me in a wig


McGauz  said about 5 years ago:

hilarious!


knomadix  said about 5 years ago:

or that she believes all men are cheat and sets out to prove it.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 5 years ago:

I believe it and im a man...


knomadix  said about 5 years ago:

cheats.. cheat-S


sting-bono  said about 5 years ago:

if a girl says that i think it's warranted to ask, 'are you coming onto me?'


Modi  said about 5 years ago:

I think it's warranted to ask ''Spit or swallow?''


sting-bono  said about 5 years ago:

or 'do you have a penis?'


knomadix  said about 5 years ago:

also .. The ''she doesn't have to know' bit.. that's where you think you got away with murder and about 5 minutes later she walks up to your 'partner' while you're standing next to her and whispers in her ear 'I just fucked your man, he's not that good'.. then she minces off.. exit.. stage right.


Modi  said about 5 years ago:

The voice of experience?


knomadix  said about 5 years ago:

haha.. not my experience.. but yeah.. seen it happen.


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