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New laneway cafe, any ideas?

outerspacextrapnel  said about 6 years ago  or at  10:31AM on Saturday, November 15 2008 in chat

fds

I found this last night.

I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to going to this speculative and highly original laneway cafe. And the name?

little BIG HARVEST.


aloha  said about 6 years ago:

fucking hairdressers and blueberry pancakes!

i'm sold.


mickiee  said about 6 years ago:

ha 'fucking hairdressers'


Modi  said about 6 years ago:

They don't seem like advantages, they sound like... ideas.

Are there companies that install ''better vibes''?


dajing  said about 6 years ago:

muffins and jam


looby loo  said about 6 years ago:

no smoking at tables?


black wasp!  said about 6 years ago:

My favourite words in that document are ''vibes'' and ''labling''.


black wasp!  said about 6 years ago:


black wasp!  said about 6 years ago:

Oops, wrong thread, but anyway, whatever.


looby loo  said about 6 years ago:

and what CBD cafe doesn't do loyalty cards?


dajing  said about 6 years ago:

effective communication; you must say.


temporarybenbutler  said about 6 years ago:

I like the use of the word ''whilst''.

That's innovative.


beertickle  said about 6 years ago:

Clearly Melbourne needs a new laneway cafe. I think they have found themselves a nice little niche market.


dajing  said about 6 years ago:

'ESME AND THE LANE WAY'


poprocks96  said about 6 years ago:

So someone wants to come in for lunch but has a takeaway coffee with them and then are refused service?

Sounds shite to me.


anonymous  said about 6 years ago:

should post that up to sydney, you could become a highly paid advisor to Clover Moore.


novelist  said about 6 years ago:

Damn you melbourne and your culturally funky cafes! I keep on spending money on flights to Melbourne to just spend time down there.


djbollocks  said about 6 years ago:

'Fucking hairdressers'. Now there's a clear advantage over surrounding lane-way business.


Modi  said about 6 years ago:

Depends entirely on how hott they are...


outerspacextrapnel  said about 6 years ago:

I'm going to register the business name before anyone else gets in on the act.


toadphoney  said about 6 years ago:

Depends on what the fucking hairdressers look like and how they fuck. I know a lot of real mingers in the hairdressing industry.

Could be onto something though!


charlesincharge  said about 6 years ago:

i think this is a cool art project, see the found thread. a little bit too ''coordinated'' but good nonetheless.


outerspacextrapnel  said about 6 years ago:

charlesincharge said 1 hour ago:
i think this is a cool art project, see the found thread. a little bit too ''coordinated'' but good nonetheless.

No it's kosher.


charlesincharge  said about 6 years ago:

i wonder where there is a hairdresser in a laneway


djbollocks  said about 6 years ago:

I can vouch for its kosherness.


JRB  said about 6 years ago:

So, this cafe won't serve bacon or shellfish? Is that what we're trying to say?


outerspacextrapnel  said about 6 years ago:

Bump for daytime chats.


elaine  said about 6 years ago:

charlesincharge said 1 day ago:

i wonder where there is a hairdresser in a laneway

there's heaps of them.

block place, the one next to Laurent to name two off the top of my head.


Block  said about 6 years ago:

I still don't get why muffins are such a radical idea.
''Hey, look, this cafe serves muffins!''
''NO WAI !!''


djbollocks  said about 6 years ago:

Maybe they're blueberry muffins.


Modi  said about 6 years ago:

Woah, woah, slow down, there, Gaston - berries in muffins?

WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT???


djbollocks  said about 6 years ago:

I know, like Block said, radical.


Block  said about 6 years ago:

I predict the people behind this enterprise will become laneway muffin millionaires.
Lamuffaires.


pandad  said about 6 years ago:

To me, this cafe sounds stupid. Nothing fresh or new, I don't get it.


unvisible  said about 6 years ago:

I think it sounds like the fresh new thang that will finally put this sleepy li'l town on the map. Just you wait.


outerspacextrapnel  said about 2 years ago:

What a shame the image hosting is no longer.


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