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MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago  or at  12:31PM on Wednesday, November 12 2008 in chat

fuck yeah...whats the tastiest?


TransientRandom  said about 3 years ago:

I like the elusive and rare stanley moselle.


JRB  said about 3 years ago:

Grange Goon.


hughsie  said about 3 years ago:

buy bulk, everything tastes good at 2am when you've already smashed a six-pack into your face.


Spidey  said about 3 years ago:

buy bulk, everything tastes good at 2am when you've already smashed a six-pack into your face

Ha ha ha ha! Ive only recently learnt this!


goldbuttons  said about 3 years ago:

always ends in a bit of vom


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

rose is oright chilled..i quite like the kaiser varieties...they remind me of trogdor


~NipplesAhoy~  said about 3 years ago:

I heard last night that they're phasing out the big boxes of goon. Is this true?

I don't know what I will do if I don't have my box of ''emergency goon'' stashed somewhere.


TransientRandom  said about 3 years ago:

I like ''soft dry red'' too.

I just like that it's called ''soft dry red'', mostly. It sounds safe and comforting. Like a towel or a blanket, though the closest it comes is a pillow.


andydepressant  said about 3 years ago:

yes TR that is a popular choice for old and young winos on the union bottle shop.


Block  said about 3 years ago:

''Oh, that cask of cheap shitty red wine? I just use that for cooking with''.

Yeah right.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 3 years ago:

Mmmmm....goooooon!


JudyDickslap  said about 3 years ago:

goon of fortune=best drinking game EVER


Texaco  said about 3 years ago:

goon is soon to be gone.


Goal attack  said about 3 years ago:

beaten by 40 seconds, frankie and JudyDickslap


Texaco  said about 3 years ago:

JudyDickslap  said about 3 years ago:

I love how the chick in that picture is also holding a stubby. a girl after my own heart...


goldbuttons  said about 3 years ago:

'chateau cardboard' !

that is brilliant.


andydepressant  said about 3 years ago:

I am saving a lot of money atm with two litre casks of yalumba reisling that are out of date in our bottle shop. Saving a lot of money and killing a lot friendships.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

If goon ever goes i will kill myself


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

im gonna stockpile it


andydepressant  said about 3 years ago:

Justy from Whoppping Big Naughty has a t shirt that says 'I [heart] boxed wine.'


questionmark  said about 3 years ago:

''But sales have been flat since the mid 1980s and in 2005, it lost its lead over bottled wine.''

so until 2005 it was the market leader in wine sales and now they're dropping it? someone might want to let them know there's a recession in the offing, people are going to stop buying the posh bottles they see advertised on the side of buses and go back to the box of wine in droves.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

goon be good to me
in the morning
goon be good to me
in the afternoon
goon be good to me
ill be good to goon
and we'll goon together
goon forever


Inactivist  said about 3 years ago:

At any social gathering where there is a competitive game being played, a box of goon must be stuck head high in a tree fork and any cheating, or just losing, shall result in drinking of said ''Tree Wine''.


TransientRandom  said about 3 years ago:

You can't get a goon box in my 'hood for under $17 for a 2L!!!

Insanity!


~NipplesAhoy~  said about 3 years ago:

Mmmm, tree wine...


JudyDickslap  said about 3 years ago:

For the last golden plains I got a 2 litre cask of reasonable tasting sauvignon blanc for $9.95 from Dan Murphy's in Eltham. Score!


Inactivist  said about 3 years ago:

Tree wine was instituted at a buddy's buck's weekend down the beach where we were getting stonkered, playing Uno, what you do, and if anyone said anything that could be vaguely considered having even a sniff of homosexual innuendo, and didn't say ''No homo'' directly afterwards, was subjected to catcalls of ''Tree wine!''

That's what you do at buck's weekends, I figure. Things got gay when people were drunk enough to want to drink the tree wine.


LoadMyRig  said about 3 years ago:

de bortoli does a good line in goon.


de.foxus  said about 3 years ago:

someone might want to let them know there's a recession in the offing, people are going to stop buying the posh bottles they see advertised on the side of buses and go back to the box of wine in droves.


exactly. goon, cheap pizza restaurants and lipstick sell like hotcakes when there's money troubles.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

I scored a five litre sack the other night for $14...thats the kinda bag of love that lasts the night and keeps giving into the next!


JudyDickslap  said about 3 years ago:

Inacty, stories like that make me want to be a bloke just so I can partake in such activities. In my experience, hen's functions are inavaribly lame. Due to the lack of tree wine, no doubt.


bah  said about 3 years ago:

drop a knee...


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

fruity lexia.. the elixa of the gods


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

If you leave my goon, youll take away the biggest goon of me
No baby please dont goon
If you leave me now, youll take away the very goon off me
No baby please dont goon

A goon like ours is goon thats hard to find
How could we let it sip away
Weve come too far to leave our goon behind
How could we end our goon this way
When tomorrow comes well both regret
goon we drank today

A goon like ours is goon thats hard to find
How could we let it sip away
Weve come too far to leave our goon behind
How could we end our sack this way
When tomorrow comes well both regret
goon we sipped today

If you goon me now, youll take away the biggest goon off me
No baby please dont goon
Oh girl, just got to have goon by my side

No baby, please dont goon

Oh mama, I just got to have your goonin, yeah

Weve come goon far to leave it all behind


djbollocks  said about 3 years ago:

Drop in Goon sales?! Looks like I'm going to have to start buying cask again to boost sales.


Modi  said about 3 years ago:

Frankie, do you have that girl's number?


sister  said about 3 years ago:

when did it start getting called goon and where did this begin.


Modi  said about 3 years ago:

I reckon I only heard it called goon after the mid 90s, sis.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

get ur goon on fuckers


JudyDickslap  said about 3 years ago:

Same here, Modi. More like circa 2001, actually. In high school we always called it ''cask''.

Fact: the first time I got drunk was on Tropicana.


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:

goooh oooh oooon no baby please dont go


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:


MATTPHEONIXxoxoxo  said about 3 years ago:


~NipplesAhoy~  said about 3 years ago:

I think I'm gonna go buy some.


Modi  said about 3 years ago:

Poor Student...


~NipplesAhoy~  said about 3 years ago:

Poor BORED student...


Modi  said about 3 years ago:

Start boning up on your stats.

I'd be surprised if stats gave anyone a bone, to be honest.


juicenewton*  said about 3 years ago:

I'va always wanted to fill the empty bladders with helium and sell tham a meredith, sorta like the silver balloon man at the show.

Actully I might do this for next time- everyone give your spare bags to me!


black wasp!  said about 1 year ago:

The inventor of the cask of wine, Thomas Angove, has died aged 92 in Renmark, South Australia.


basil seal  said about 1 year ago:

all the hills hoists in australia stopped moving for a moment there.


questionmark  said about 1 year ago:

this is like when ben lexcen died.


nyx  said about 1 year ago:

Someone had to explain the concept of ''wheel of goon'' to me the other day. I've lived a sheltered life.


alec m  said about 1 year ago:

is it a bad idea to drink goon if one has a cold?


alec m  said about 1 year ago:

stupid question, when is it ever a bad idea


zeroman  said about 1 year ago:

Goon and pepsi is the key.
Kalimotxo!


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