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*buy

buy a chicken some spring

housemate's going over the road to put on a punt.

the dude's got no fucking money. SEE WHAT HAPPENS?

i bet after this race is done, he's gonna wish he'd bought a monkey a fez.

buy a wigga a shoe

for the record, he's putting it on c'est la guerre. (le guerre? who the fuck cares? la brioche would be a better bet)

im going across the rd to the tote to watch the twerps they are a bit of a gamble, downtown are a sure thing though.

jesus says:

''gambling is fucked''

poor fucking horses would totally rather be chomping on some grass.

I agree gambling's not good, but I can't see any damage in putting some money on a horse race once a year.

Or be eaten by dogs.

STEWSTER said 1 minute ago:

I agree gambling's not good, but I can't see any damage in putting some money on a horse race once a year.

DUDE! that's exactly like saying: i agree that genocide's not good, but i can't see any damage in kicking the shit out of a couple of amazonian lost tribespeople once a year.

aaaaand my housemate chucked his money away. big fucking surprise there.

that's exactly like saying: i agree that genocide's not good, but i can't see any damage in kicking the shit out of a couple of amazonian lost tribespeople once a year.

It's not like saying that at all

you lost money, didn't you haff?

No, I didn't. But I had this exact same argument this morning...

Paulie, the horse racing industry isn't going to survive on my 20 bucks a year. I'm more worried about the thousands I pump into Safeway each year.

Let's not get too excited.

is the melbourne cup coming up again? fuck i hate that shit. the whole country comes to a standstill to watch some fucking ponies run around in a circle. what a joke.

and if you say you're not interested in it, you're branded un-australian.

I'm getting monday and tuesday off work. I don't care why. What the rest of Australia does with that time I don't care. None of my business.

Nothing wrong will being un- australian adam. I wish more of us were.

i like how harry boon gets in a plug for his pokies machines up there at mooney valley legends during his speech on statewide TV. what a terrific australian tradition.

Bit hot for a beanie

pops, he can save it for winter.

Why is the homeless person a man?

he was born that way.

that's exactly like saying: i agree that genocide's not good, but i can't see any damage in kicking the shit out of a couple of amazonian lost tribespeople once a year.

No it's not, it's like saying that alcoholism is bad - but a couple of shandies over Xmas can't do any damage.

can't afford the op.

it's like saying that alcoholism is bad - but a couple of shandies over Xmas can't do any damage.

sorta, but you'd have to swap out 'alcoholism' for 'alcohol'.

and anyway, that's like saying i agree that nazism is bad, but a couple of hitler salutes at a high society cocktail party's a-ok.

dude, just call a spade a spade.

email, great comment!

Gambling is fucked, but winning is fucking sweet.

ALL YOUR TRIFECTAS ARE BELONG TO US

i just lost $10 on the office sweep

Do you have a problem, sister?

Anyone know what the maximum outside bet amount for Roulette is in the Endeavour Room at Star City?

Ha, I thought you had given up on your roulette system Interferon.

Have you got a way of getting in to the Endeavour Room? If so I want in.

I'm pretty sure betting big will get into the Endeavour Room.

Want to go to the casino tomorrow night, Goldfoot?

nah. i've got my gambling under control.

Want to go to the casino tomorrow night, Goldfoot?

Nah, I've got a US election party to go to.

That's along way to go for a party. Enjoy yourself.