someone sent an email with the sign off 'i apologise for any incontinence caused'.

Nothing funny ever happens at my work. It is truly a place without mirth.

i was trapped in a lift today, to!

We have loads & loads of fun here! (for very small values of fun)

The funniest things that happen to me at work are mess + noise.

a lady that gave me a dollar and 50 cents to pay for 50 cents worth of stuff, then gave me 50 cents worth of change that she wanted changed to a 50 cent piece, then asked for the dollar to be changed for two 50 cent pieces which I didn't have, so I gave her a 50 cent piece and some change. her change. back.

Yes.

I apologised to someone for pulling them off (an account). Top fred.

a staff member wrote this email:

Hello,

One of staff members from Facility (most probably) came today and has suggested that we will have some noise and bog vibration today as they are drilling or something.

I came downstairs to find people sitting on the floor working on their laptops as most of the office furniture has been sold.

Bog vibration: Sorry for any incontinence caused.

leanne said ''At the end of the day they sit next to each other at work'' then Brian said ''Why would they sit next to each other at the end of the day?''

... and then Steve said ''so's yer mum'' and he's english so we all laughed.