i saved an old lady whose house was burning down, true story.

licked Ben Affleck's balls.

i shook apples out of a pear tree but they turned out to be pears after all.

i sat in the knight rider car.

but you probably heard that already from TimChuma.

You can't even have me standing next something cool, without me bragging about it later.

i once lived in a cave by meself for 3 months with lots of bush rats and meditated lots. it was cold. and a bit scary.

got someone put in gaol for bringing my boogie board to denpasar

haha

I had a son who grew up to be juice terry.

LOL! am I his mother? no one tells me anything!

i took a massive dump in block's briefcase just before

IVF of course

this is a quality thread.

got hrny and put a cucumber in me bum then washed it put it back in da fridge and watched my housemate eat it.

my first band supported Robert Forster like 10 years ago. that was pretty cool. no-one came to the gig of course.

I've probably done stuff that other people might think is cool - an not so cool, but I'm not good at knowing this stuff. What is ''cool'' anyway?

whatever you think is cool, is.

i rode a tiger

''cool'' to me is - being genuinely insightful, witty, strong, charistmatic, open minded- but humane.

I got a hat-trick in primary school. its still one of my proudest moments. everyone made a fuss. the school gave me a trophy.

i batted for two days in primary school.

it helped that i went to school with vietnamese kids.

I won a computer for my primary school's library (it's first ever) and some lame prizes for myself in a shopping center Father's Day drawing competition.

a lot of my mates know this but i worked for Sting's UK lawyer in London for a while

Old Man Knerf and Johnny Winston were scoring together at the time :)

Threesome with Jeanette...?

basil seal said 2 hours ago:

i batted for two days in primary school.

it helped that i went to school with vietnamese kids.

i have been batting sice primary school and i havent stopped yet

batting since that would be!

i hit the note that smash's glass at a gig..=] (two full beers one on either side of the speaker stacks exploded in unison.)

monosylabik said 1 day ago: i sat in the knight rider car.

ha ha .. i told the knight rider car to go fuck himself.

after a gig with no rider and, as it turned out, no money, i drove off with the entire contents of the Blaxland Hotel's deep freezer

Played a leading role in a west end musical (London Palladium) but no-one I'm still in contact with saw it & my visa didn't permit me to stay long enough to work on my career (not that it would translate over here anyway since the music theatre scene is nowhere near as strong). Perhaps this should be in the shit no-one gives a stuff about thread...

I think that's kind of amazing actually Gnomes.

If only casting agents thought that too...

they be jealous is all GC

Haha not true, but thanks anyway :)

oh come on, you know how self centred and fickle and self rigteous those arses are! there is no other explanation.

Or perhaps I'm just not good looking or talented enough? I have faced these possibilities & am not so arrogant to believe that simply can't be the case.

Anyway. 'nuff about me. Next!

Gnomesy, there are a lot of talented people out there. I have a small dose, others who have grander doses than me still find it hard. It's luck of the draw etc.

oh ...and talent.

I remember John Travolta once said, that the ones (actors) that stick around and seem to do small parts continuously tend to creep up suddenly and hit the big time. It's doing all the small bits and doing them well that gets you noticed.

My talent is in singing and my ideas are okay too (to clarify)