the one on the left

he's the gothiest

he's looking like his head was photoshopped on.

i know he's not the guy on the right. that be ross the boss on holidays from the tators.

I like how lefty has really hairy yet shiny thighs

too tanned body for goth, although the velveteen ''costume'' does have the flare

the guy with the mo doesn't look like he should be there at all. his whole body has been photoshopped from a 70 year old man with a Village People (person's) head.

I think that eldritch, mjw.

''that's''

no mention of the furry glove yet?

but I'm sure it's for 'falconing'

Dear Eld.

Are Mötorhead metal?

I don't think they are heavy enough jimmy

clenched fists... ready to FIGHT!!!

OH YEAH VERY FUNNY MAKE FUN OF METAL ISN'T METAL FUNNY AND QUAINT AND KITSCH ETC ETC

OH LOOK LOL I'M A STUPID HIPSTER FUCKFACE WITH NO REAL PASSION, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS KEEPING ON TOP OF WHAT IS POST MODERN AND IRONICALLY COOL I DEVOUR AND CONSUME LIKE VULTURES AND NEVER ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

YOU ARE ALL CHARLATANIC ABOMINATIONS

CHARLATANIC ABOMINATIONS

which CA record? I preferred the second one, production was ramped up just enough and they were in a purple patch.

THAT IS ACTUALLY THE NAME OF MY BAND

WE PLAYED CLUB BLINK ONCE IN 2004

WE ONLY EVER RECORDED ONE DEMO YOU FUCKFACE UNINFORMED HIPSTER

not heavy enough.

GO SNIFF A KILO OF COCAINE AND PASS OUT IN YOUR OWN SICKLY ALCOPOP SPIKED VOMIT, HIPSTER SWINE