great,

USCs, like loife, are a revolving door 'eh hippers?

next!

yeah, plus men have charisma and women have vital statistics.

i sent someone a picture of my boobs, is that vital?

well, like every other man It's unlikely I'll ever hear any women say, ''My, what an attractive scrotum...

is your scrotum hairy? scrotum hairs, i think are the issue here. just think about adding pubes to boob. not pretty.

first things first, m'dear, but not necessarily in that order

eurgh

sorry lilo. way to ruin the USC thread above the fold.

Tea baggers!

New thread!!

Dear USC,

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! You just had me jumping up and down in excitement. It's okay, calm now..

Loz xxxx

dear usc,

you really liked my new haircut.

hmm.

x

hippers

dear hiponion,

You may have qualified to move on to the Attainable Secret Crush thread.

Scoot!

golds.

dear goldy,

ah, but this one's a complicated one, you see.

i think i'll put her there when i know. ;)

hippers

Dear Louis Theroux,

If only you didn't have a girlfriend, and a son, and live on the other side of the world. Sigh.

Nips.

dear usc,
wherever you are, however your hair is i just wanted you too know...
i bought your band tshirt, its ten sizes too big
and its a colour i never wear,
and i love it!
kk

Dear USC,

I'm looking forward to lunch tomorrow. Here's hoping I get up the courage to ask you out for a drink. If not, I'll just have to daydream instead.

Clarebear xox

Dear USC

you looked gorgeous last night dressed as a school teacher.

come oonnn, invite me into your office

reverb xxx

Dear USC,

Swoon! The last few days I've been wondering what I was thinking when I suggested we ride our bikes home together. Did I really want you seeing me in my cycling gear? But I'm glad I did and I enjoyed our bike ride home and post ride gin and tonic. I hope I didn't crap on too much.

See ya Sunday

Clarebear xox

dear usc,
don't worry about that guy crashed on my varandah... he's an old friend and i think i made him go away anyway,... oh and by he way... whats your name?
kickcat
ps...... tread lightly so as not to disturb the dust... and if you chew the tails off any mice tonight be sure to water your garden with blood or else i will nail you to my artpiece.

I'm just going to continue thinking of you in strange ways and attempt never talk to you again.

Don't be like that! That's no way to convert U to A.

I think this is an eternal U. It was once A. Now eternally U.

I hope for your sake you're wrong.

I hear that a lot.

I think this is an eternal U. It was once A. Now eternally U.

Either way, Ed Kuepper is so going to steal that line.

Pity you live out of town

Dear former ASC (I say ASC as you were not always so Unattainable..),

If it were anyone else I probably wouldn't care so much. We like to talk openly and honestly, so why don't we just have a beer? I thought we were on par, and we were both equally honest, so I thought. I could be overreacting, but I am very fond of you, so as a result, am rather concerned. I know something is up and I want to fix it. If you would like to have a beer, you can find me this Friday night having happy times with unicorns. And if you miss me, I am quite often playing amongst those mystical creatures. Follow the rainbow (or don't).

ladyelle x

omg that sounds terrible i hope things work out.

thanks tigers. just saddening, is all.

Dear USC

What would I do without the memory of you? my vintage night light bunny glowing in the dark.

x

Girl at Golden Plains watching Robert Forster near the front of stage with curly shoulder length hair and bright blue eyes. Wish I said hi.

ah, that gives me an idea. here you go. missed opportunities

Dear USC

Well it's no secret really
Still U
Still C
Still honey to a bee

x

O, I should have said something. Something more.

Dear USC

There there handsome bear. You'll feel better in the morning.

M'D
x

Dear black Jazzie with the tortoiseshell pickguard,

You're filthy and you're cheap, and I'm going to treat you like dirt. And you're going to get the fingering of your life.

With nothing but lust in my veins,
Bulk.

dear usc,

hmm, really? and how did you know?

x.

for the cover art of your first album, bulk i suggest a shot of you in a convertible with that guitar in the seat next to you, heading out on the highway, looking for adventure. and whatever comes your (and your guitars) way.

The cover of the next record will feature mad shit like machine guns growing out of gorbachev's face, firing flaming bullets right at you, the music consumer.

bulk, it's people like me who make it possible for sheep like you to survive. don't forget it, but first, learn from it.

Flaming bullets of love, flying right at you, the music consumer.

Dear now U-not so-SC,

One night was not enough. Here's hoping our lives collide again, as they have in years gone past.

Love
Kdizzle

I made the mistake of opening the fold and now I don't much care for this thread.

Welcome to Mk IV. Live in the now as they say