oooo shiney new uberthread!

QUICK POST SOMETHING WITTY!!!

Allow me:

No one gives a shit about your computer, LD.

Or consider:

Aw, the old thread was fine!

ooh, the race to write something above the line in a big thread that will be viewed frequently and repeatedly by a lot of people...

MY BAND RULES!! WOOOOOO!!

Go again, TR, quick!

my job club thread is a winner for me.

on another note, i want a puppy.

*ignores block*

Besides, I checked the other *Stuff no-one gives a shit about* threads and this was right up there in numbers of posts.

*looks smug and well researched*

In other news, my new passport is waiting for me at the Post Office.

I'm listening to a song from the OC soundtrack.

It's called Always On My Mind - Phantom Planet.

Saucyjack is considering concussing me or moving out, or both.

i think i'm into the irrelevant section of the thread already.

hello future people, thanks for not reading me.

who was the famous guy in Phantom Planet?

I really like chocolate wheatens and I never realised how much I missed them till someone at work ordered them for artist riders and they appeared in our storeroom.

nah charles - it's the first 20 posts that stay.

whoops! another pointless one.

Those were for Patti Smith, weren't they, lips? Boy, is she going to be pissed off.

Jason Scwartzmann. He now plays in a band with Taylor Hanson and James Iha, and someone else really funny. I will look that up cuz it's gonna bug me.. heheh...

i'm the greatest bass player in a 300km radius.

who was the famous guy in Phantom Planet?

Jason Schwartzman - according to Wikipedia

i managed to use my detective skills to look up Jason Scwartzman. Son of a bitch is lucky sperm club.

nah block - they're for all our artists, there's a whole fucken box so we open packets regularly for our 3:30itis.

when I arrived it was all about tim tams, I must say I'm super glad that we've diversified our supplies to choc wheatens - they KICK ARSE over tim tams!

I just did a butter chicken and red wine burp.

It was rather aromatic.

yum.

i ran out of pot. damn.

I'm not jealous at all! This is what I mean, just leave me alone!

I think everyone just needs to take a step back and calm down.

mac is evil

I'm looking at the big fat glass of red wine I have in front of me and I have no idea how I'll ever finish it.

i've been awake since 3am and just had a full-scale nuclear meltdown when mrs adm was about to leave for work. not a good start to the weekend.

All good now, ADM?

better, yeah.

think i'm going to take a walk. get some air.

sounds like a good plan adam.

crappy start to the weekend means it can only improve from here.

me, i'm about to take jnr clothes shopping for xmas. my day is about to get a whole hell of a lot more annoying.

Yeah, ADM, a walk in your neighbourhood sounds good. Certainly better than Christmas/clothes shopping.

Hi slacks.

i'm being sung don henley.

hi block!

wait till yours becomes a teen and all she can talk about is clothing. happy days ahead.

I like stuff. I also like Kanye West. A lot.

i have the sunday panics!

I have the shits with my cat.

Better than a cat with the shits.

he attacked my son so he's VERY lucky he's not to be stuggling in a hession bag in the middle of Bondi Beach

i hate cats.... not just because they make me sneeze and then give me a rash!

My head hurts for the second day in a row and I only had 3 beers last night and 4 the previous night, which means I've got someone else's hangover. Not fair.

Same here, kickcat.

Also, I really want a fucken taiko.